Louise and Ryan ‘made it’ down to deepest darkest Devon for Christmas with Ryan’s family. And didn’t post! There’s a complete void over the Christmas period so possibly Louise pissed them all off, and flounced off to eat macaroons on her own on the bathroom. Happily she was more positive about NYE, where she could ‘Kiss goodbye to the worst year of her life’ so now know all the nice dinners out and holidays
and free hotel stays were just horrible and she wouldn’t wish them on her worst enemy.
LOUISE HAS LUPUS. She cried happy grateful tears at being told she has drug induced lupus. That’s just detail. Louise just heard lupus! The best Christmas present she could have hoped for. There’s a long road ahead people! To celebrate she put on a full face of slap and went out for carrot cake.
Leo started walking, so to give him the best start at this they put him in furry slippers and fed him rice cakes while he got his bearings. Also let him yank a lamp cable, seemingly oblivious to the fact that a huge heavy lamp crashing on to a baby’s head could be fairly catastrophic.
Louise is going to try trauma therapy! That means that she might have to ask the doctors what actually happened to her, as it was the worst thing that has happened to anyone ever they hadn’t been able to tell her before. They did say she was alive because she was fit and a size 8 though. Which was good of them. Even a slightly out of shape size 10 would probably have died.
Yesterday Louise revealed that she probably wouldn’t be able to go through another pregnancy to give Leo a sibling because of lupus. And trauma. BUT she might consider a gifted baby, ie a surrogate. Only in the U.K. though!! She wouldn’t want to exploit someone in a poor country just doing it for the money. It needs to be someone who genuinely loves renting their womb out for posh twats.
(he couldn’t help but mention himself and Louise though)
