Louise Cooney #3 The adventures of Louise, Lidl Louise & Lou's secret squeeze

[ahtisyourself]

I’ve a working from home tip for Louise. Tip one, get a job.
What an absolute plonker. As if we need this bargain bin Paris Hilton giving us tips one year into the pandemic on how to work from home. She wouldn’t know a days work if it shat on her

She really is an awful gobshite

 

[HumphreyB]

I actually feel really sorry for her, she comes across so bored and doesn't seem to like engaging with followers as much as she used to. Also not to make assumptions, but it's very uncommon for someone that slim to not have an eating disorder of some kind. It can't be easy putting your whole life on the internet, I'm sure she probably feels pressure to look a certain way, but it's really sad to see. So many impressionable young followers looking at her workouts etc. probably trying to imitate her, when really the key to looking like her is just not eating enough

Your comment is out of order. To say it’s uncommon for slim women to not have an eating disorder is bullshit. There are plenty of women who are slim because they prioritize their health and well-being.

 

[Jackjack38]

I totally agree, her posts make it very easy to figure out where she lives. She needs to take personal responsibility when it comes to her safety. As women it's sad to say but we need to be extra cautious because of the world we live in, that's the reality.
There are so many weirdos out there.
All of these influencers give away so much info in regards to their homes, the lay out, what security systems they have etc...and Ireland is such a small place, it's crazy really.

Although I did laugh, if someone did try to break in they'd need to climb over a load of patio furniture, then probably crash into a drinks trolley, walk into a full length mirror, stumble on afew picture frames, step into a plant pot, knock off a coffee table and then into a footstool, hit off another table, maybe there is method to her overly cluttered apartment

 

[ahtisyourself]

She is beyond pathetic. It’s the newest trend on TikTok now so of course this space cadet would have to be all over it. Basically showing people dressing themselves from their underwear up in case us mere mortals watching hadn’t developed beyond 4 years of age and didn’t know how to dress ourselves. Basically just a humble brag of “look at my skinny body/ gorge underwear i wear everyday” masked as a styling video. You’ll never see one where someone is putting on their tatty old bra that they’ve been wearing for two weeks straight like most of us. Thank you Louise for showing us how you roll up your sleeves and pull up your socks, before staring blankly down the camera in a failed attempt at looking seductive. If there was an Oscar version of Instagram reels, you’d surely be the winner.

 

[l0ckd0wnlurker]

Work from home tips go waaay outta that Louise fannying about doing Pilates at 11am on a weekday & making reels is not work

 

[NeighImpressed]

First time poster because I have generally subscribed to the motto in life "if you have nothing nice to say..etc" which isn't entirely in keeping with Tattle..However today I have been so disgusted by Louise Cooney's response to that IGTV video that I am going to break that principle..how utterly spineless to just delete it and not even acknowledge the rightful criticism she received from well known dieticians and nutrition professionals. Posting a bunch of trivial nonsense all day, when she needed to come out and provide a disclaimer about that video, her refusal to take any kind of corrective action really lowered my opinion of her, not that it was high in the first place. She has such a large following that is made up primarily of probably one of the most impressionable demographics and so on that basis, her peddling such misinformation has the potential to do significant harm..I'm in my 30s and still struggle with having such a dichotomous approach to eating..i want to lose weight or "get healthy" and so I start a restrictive diet..only for 4 or 5 days to pass and i feel so deprived that i totally binge.. the advice on her video is promoting that unhealthy cycle because the advice given is not sustainable in the long term. She either is too dim to see the harm she is perpetuating or too selfish to care..or more likely both!

 

[Instahunallergy]

What has happened to Louise? I used to like her and thought her style was alright. It has gone so tacky, completely lost her touch when it comes to style. Her videos make me cringe so much, I am all for people having a bit of craic taking the piss but she is just not funny and they are so cringey. Least if she tried to take the piss it might be okay but she tries to be sultry and it just looks gas.

If I see one more person wearing a Veja runner I’ll shoot myself. Those runners along with a Desenio print, Herringbone floor, Ass shaped vase with pampas grass are part of the Insta Hun starter pack. Order yours today.

 

[not_influenced]

I can imagine Meghans pleads to the Garda!! Plz Garda, there's the dog, the new fella, the free shit from ez living, the terrible cooking, the new bike & don't even get me started on having to record her reels!!! The Garda would give her an escort from harrods cross just to get her away!!!!

 

[JanineButcher]

She's an absolute dope, plain and simple. The stupid reels, playing up to being a dumb pretty blonde, constant ads for everything and anything. Clearly does no research into anything she promotes/helps promote (e.g Canada goose) now has somebody on spouting nonsense claiming to be a nutritional expert and when called out deletes all traces and we'll all pretend nothing happened.
Tattle is needed because it's such an unregulated platform. Every Tom Dick and Harry is an Insta hun these days. No integrity or authenticity from any of them, no accountability either, ya fuck up then just delete, block, ignore.
Like she posed infront of her free Merc with a couple of bags of food for a charity that helps people that have nothing, ever since that howler nothing she does truly surprises me!!!

Remember it was internationals Women’s day and she shared a pic of Margaret thatcher

 

[ahtisyourself]

Yeah I’ve said it before but she thinks she is the hottest girl in the cheerleading squad and is dating the football captain and they make out by the bleachers every day before cheer practice. She lives on planet pathetic. Pushing 30 and acting like a thirteen year old who watched too many teen movies

 

[I got up at 5am]

That WFH video is comical. What would she know about it? If I see one more of these spacers telling us to set up a morning routine I will lose my marbles. The majority of adults especially women don’t need to be told to set a morning routine because they have one. It’s called getting up & getting out the door to work. Imagine being 2 hours late starting work & telling your boss sorry but I had to write in my journal, do some Pilates & face time a few friends. Get into the real world ladies.

 

[JLoLarbee]

She is a joke of a so called adult. First day after months and months of being locked down that we have an easing of restrictions and this self adoring idiot gets her hair done, her brows done and goes and gets a piercing. She's beginning the exact same craic as last year, going everywhere and anywhere, not making an effort to still keep contacts as low as possible. Like I'm sorry but who the flying fuck needs an additional ear piercing on the first day restrictions are eased?? She should be ashamed of herself.

 

[ahtisyourself]

More furniture for her bedroom? Where did the rest of it go? The girl posting about “earth day” and she is the most wasteful person on the planet! Fast fashion this and consumerism that!

She was saying the other day she can’t wait for the storage because she has been “living out of boxes since coming home to Ireland”.
Louise love you’ve a massive double wardrobe in your room. You have plenty of space. Did it ever dawn on you that maybe your obscene and grotesque amount of clothing is the problem and not the storage around you?

 

[JLoLarbee]

All the bloody lies and false depictions. Straight into her pjs after the drive back from Limerick. So where are the blue skies/cloud nails that she got done earlier this week then??

 

[ahtisyourself]

Does anyone actually give a shit if the new benefit mascara has a magnet in it?! I can’t say I’ve ever thought while applying my mascara, “hmmm you know what would make this even better? MAGNETS!!” Like why would anyone give a shite? Gimmick central.
And the feckin pout on her. Louise you have the sex appeal of a pigeon. Please stop

 

[ahtisyourself]

Does she need to get her bare fucking leg in every shot, regardless of how irrelevant it is to what she’s posting? Yes you’re super skinny Louise with slim legs. Well done. Here is your medal for first place in the skinny olympics

 

[Marysw]

think this is a very valid point. I'd also imagine Louise isn't the easiest to live with, so if Megan did do something like that, all the power to her

Totally . I really get sick of people being total COVID police about 5k etc. I follow the rules better than most as I live with a vulnerable person.... but people are total hypocrites judging everyone else ,we are being pushed to our limits with lockdown and if I needed support for my mental health or something, I’d be meeting a friend / family. It’s ridiculous to think people can follow the rules 100% when it’s been a year and not everyone has an ideal living situation. Anyone who acts high and mighty about it is either a hypocrite or has a very happy living situation at home.

 

[dee_mc]

"If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman."

...if you want something shilled, ask Louise

 

[Limmy91]

It’ll all be worth it when she gets that coveted goss.ie article “Louise Cooney pranks followers in ultimate April fools joke”

“I thought like, it would be so funny. I’m just such a fun person and it really allowed me to show my fun and creative side, like”

 

[Mudmasque]

Of course she’d have to be first in the fucking salon chair

Just herself, Terrie and Lauren Arthurs in Zero one this morning.. You’d think after being closed for months the salon would prioritise paying customers but