Lornaluxe #20 brag brag brag, shill shill shill

Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:


Another example of a grubby Lorna. Greasy hair, even her chest looks greasy like she needs a good wash. Her hands are a different colour to her body, then there's the grubby nails, urgh. And let's throw in an empty handbag to finish off the look
 
Reactions: 5
I actually quite like her collection, the knitwear isn't amazing quality or anything but it's no worse that Topshop or river island.

The trousers, dresses and coats are better quality and fit than some of my higher end pieces! Love them!
Adds @riri23 to suspicious list
 
Reactions: 15
The ruching around her chin with this “car filter” is ridiculous !
Lorna, seriously. Thanks for showing me your car after I’d said yesterday you’re always in Johns.
Considering she says she hardly wears any foundation these days, her face still looks caked here.
 
Reactions: 8
She’s disintegrating in front of our very eyes. That shocking clip in placement in her hair, no wonder she’s wearing hats all the time. Ginger roots, black patches in her hair, mascara all over her eyelids, plastic clip in hair extensions dangling from her barely existent natural hair. And those eyebrows. VOM.



 
Reactions: 7
The hungry caterpillar brow thing remains an utter mystery to me
 
Reactions: 9
Am I the only one wondering if she's still in the doghouse or has John found the car key? Let's face it, it can only be in one or two rooms
 
Reactions: 18
The attention to detail (or lack of) with the eyes! Why doesn’t she wipe the mascara off the eyelids?!

I think her natural hair colour would be nice. She should go back to it and then the roots wouldn’t be so bad. Although she needs to stop with the extensions! Seriously good AD for PhillipKingsley... NOT!
 
Reactions: 6
Think the keys thing is another one of her Tales of the Unexpected aka a load of bullshit. For what reason.....Who knows? Bulk out her 'content'? Could be that she just had to come up with a way of responding to the comments on here about her always filming in the Bent. Didn't one of us suggest that she probably didn't have her car any longer. Who knows the workings of her mind? Is the Sun in Virgo, maybe Uranus is aligning with her Moon? F*ck knows.
 
Reactions: 13
Well whilst I’ve been volunteering at a covid vaccination centre today . Watching the smiles on all these vulnerable old peoples faces . It doesn’t look like Ol Yawna has done much with her time The lazy Fukkin bint .
AND
Can I say that if I’d lost OH car key I wouldn’t be hiding in my car I’d be bloody well trying to find it .
But do you know what it really shouldn’t surprise me as she has absolutely NO RESPECT for anything albeit a person or an item. Selfish twat ..
why is she getting so dressed/made up she even admitted she didn’t have to go anywhere !!

My theory on using the car as a filming studio..
They only seem to live in the wooden room so the Ol Raisin is WFH ( still tickles me that she announced that as if he was the only one ) so she can’t sit on the floor and play.
The Spare room is littered with shite and unpacked cases from Paris.
The museum doesn’t have a tv and maybe the acoustics aren’t right for IG.
The kitchen has no window.
The bathroom isn’t vurry photogenic or clean.
Oh and she’s a Fukkin twat !!!
That’s my theory
 
Reactions: 18
Why would someone who has the funds to buy multiple handbags, I would say worth around 20.000£(?) in the previous year wear plastic hair??? How much is a decent set of clipins? Somewhere around 250£
 
Reactions: 17
Why would someone who has the funds to buy multiple handbags, I would say worth around 20.000£(?) in the previous year wear plastic hair??? How much is a decent set of clipins? Somewhere around 250£
I don't understand it, I don't have extensions but I pay a fair bit to get my hair done I'd rather have amazing hair then the next Chanel bag!
 
Reactions: 10
Agreed, it’d suit her so much better than the dark patchy black colour she dyes it
 
Last edited:
Reactions: 2
Good for you @Ohmydays great work and must feel so rewarding. It’s bloody ridiculous that Yawna, the lazy madam, can’t even help him find a key she lost!! My guess is it was bull!! However, I’m not surprised she wouldn’t help, if it was lost, as she can’t manage any “work” no matter how small!! Stop with the stupid ITS collections every fortnight and go out and do something where you may just earn some respect from people! Make a difference in the world as your hiyas from your car, with stick on rats tails simply aren’t gonna have a positive impact on anyone! Period!
 
Reactions: 7
Agreed, it’d suit her so much better than the dark patchy black colour she dyes it
Don’t forget she likes her hair dark cos .....
quote
“It really shows up my eyes”
Smug vain twat !!

AND
This version of LUXE has 1M Fawnas followers !!
What a Fukkin state of affairs
 
Last edited:
Reactions: 3
am i missing something or isn't the point of lockdown to get essentials ie once a week? rather than a fake pint of milk everyday

also what car does queen luxe drive? looks as grubby as her
 
Reactions: 8
Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.