Another example of a grubby Lorna. Greasy hair, even her chest looks greasy like she needs a good wash. Her hands are a different colour to her body, then there's the grubby nails, urgh. And let's throw in an empty handbag to finish off the look
Lornaluxe #20 brag brag brag, shill shill shill
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Another example of a grubby Lorna. Greasy hair, even her chest looks greasy like she needs a good wash. Her hands are a different colour to her body, then there's the grubby nails, urgh. And let's throw in an empty handbag to finish off the look
The ruching around her chin with this ācar filterā is ridiculous !
Lorna, seriously. Thanks for showing me your car after Iād said yesterday youāre always in Johns.
Lorna, seriously. Thanks for showing me your car after Iād said yesterday youāre always in Johns.
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Considering she says she hardly wears any foundation these days, her face still looks caked here.The ruching around her chin with this ācar filterā is ridiculous !
Lorna, seriously. Thanks for showing me your car after Iād said yesterday youāre always in Johns.
WTF ..... her hairs not real !!!!!! 
No tit Sherlock !!
Everything about Ol Yawna is FAKE
No tit Sherlock !!
Everything about Ol Yawna is FAKE
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How could anyone with eyes think that was real hair?? She looks like a Girlās World (complete with plastic face)WTF ..... her hairs not real !!!!!!
No tit Sherlock !!
Everything about Ol Yawna is FAKE
Sheās disintegrating in front of our very eyes. That shocking clip in placement in her hair, no wonder sheās wearing hats all the time. Ginger roots, black patches in her hair, mascara all over her eyelids, plastic clip in hair extensions dangling from her barely existent natural hair. And those eyebrows. VOM.
The hungry caterpillar brow thing remains an utter mystery to me
Am I the only one wondering if she's still in the doghouse or has John found the car key? Let's face it, it can only be in one or two rooms
To be fair thereās quite a few Chanel flat-packed changing bags that they might to need to rummage through to locate itAm I the only one wondering if she's still in the doghouse or has John found the car key? Let's face it, it can only be in one or two rooms
Donāt they have two keys
The attention to detail (or lack of) with the eyes! Why doesnāt she wipe the mascara off the eyelids?!
I think her natural hair colour would be nice. She should go back to it and then the roots wouldnāt be so bad. Although she needs to stop with the extensions! Seriously good AD for PhillipKingsley... NOT!
Think the keys thing is another one of her Tales of the Unexpected aka a load of bullshit. For what reason.....Who knows? Bulk out her 'content'?
Could be that she just had to come up with a way of responding to the comments on here about her always filming in the Bent. Didn't one of us suggest that she probably didn't have her car any longer. Who knows the workings of her mind? Is the Sun in Virgo, maybe Uranus is aligning with her Moon? F*ck knows.
Could be that she just had to come up with a way of responding to the comments on here about her always filming in the Bent. Didn't one of us suggest that she probably didn't have her car any longer. Who knows the workings of her mind? Is the Sun in Virgo, maybe Uranus is aligning with her Moon? F*ck knows.Well whilst Iāve been volunteering at a covid vaccination centre today . Watching the smiles on all these vulnerable old peoples faces . It doesnāt look like Ol Yawna has done much with her time The lazy Fukkin bint .
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Can I say that if Iād lost OH car key I wouldnāt be hiding in my car Iād be bloody well trying to find it .
But do you know what it really shouldnāt surprise me as she has absolutely NO RESPECT for anything albeit a person or an item. Selfish twit ..
why is she getting so dressed/made up she even admitted she didnāt have to go anywhere !!
My theory on using the car as a filming studio..
They only seem to live in the wooden room so the Ol Raisin is WFH ( still tickles me that she announced that as if he was the only one
) so she canāt sit on the floor and play.
The Spare room is littered with shite and unpacked cases from Paris.
The museum doesnāt have a tv and maybe the acoustics arenāt right for IG.
The kitchen has no window.
The bathroom isnāt vurry photogenic or clean.
Oh and sheās a Fukkin twit !!!
Thatās my theory
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Can I say that if Iād lost OH car key I wouldnāt be hiding in my car Iād be bloody well trying to find it .
But do you know what it really shouldnāt surprise me as she has absolutely NO RESPECT for anything albeit a person or an item. Selfish twit ..
why is she getting so dressed/made up she even admitted she didnāt have to go anywhere !!
My theory on using the car as a filming studio..
They only seem to live in the wooden room so the Ol Raisin is WFH ( still tickles me that she announced that as if he was the only one
) so she canāt sit on the floor and play.The Spare room is littered with shite and unpacked cases from Paris.
The museum doesnāt have a tv and maybe the acoustics arenāt right for IG.
The kitchen has no window.
The bathroom isnāt vurry photogenic or clean.
Oh and sheās a Fukkin twit !!!
Thatās my theory
Why would someone who has the funds to buy multiple handbags, I would say worth around 20.000Ā£(?) in the previous year wear plastic hair??? How much is a decent set of clipins? Somewhere around 250Ā£
I don't understand it, I don't have extensions but I pay a fair bit to get my hair done
I'd rather have amazing hair then the next Chanel bag!Agreed, itād suit her so much better than the dark patchy black colour she dyes it
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Good for you @Ohmydays great work and must feel so rewarding. Itās bloody ridiculous that Yawna, the lazy madam, canāt even help him find a key she lost!! My guess is it was bull!! However, Iām not surprised she wouldnāt help, if it was lost, as she canāt manage any āworkā no matter how small!! Stop with the stupid ITS collections every fortnight and go out and do something where you may just earn some respect from people! Make a difference in the world as your hiyas from your car, with stick on rats tails simply arenāt gonna have a positive impact on anyone! Period!Well whilst Iāve been volunteering at a covid vaccination centre today . Watching the smiles on all these vulnerable old peoples faces . It doesnāt look like Ol Yawna has done much with her time The lazy Fukkin bint .
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Can I say that if Iād lost OH car key I wouldnāt be hiding in my car Iād be bloody well trying to find it .
But do you know what it really shouldnāt surprise me as she has absolutely NO RESPECT for anything albeit a person or an item. Selfish twit ..
why is she getting so dressed/made up she even admitted she didnāt have to go anywhere !!
My theory on using the car as a filming studio..
They only seem to live in the wooden room so the Ol Raisin is WFH ( still tickles me that she announced that as if he was the only one
The Spare room is littered with shite and unpacked cases from Paris.
The museum doesnāt have a tv and maybe the acoustics arenāt right for IG.
The kitchen has no window.
The bathroom isnāt vurry photogenic or clean.
Oh and sheās a Fukkin twit !!!
Thatās my theory
Donāt forget she likes her hair dark cos .....
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āIt really shows up my eyesā
Smug vain twit !!
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This version of LUXE has 1M
What a Fukkin state of affairs
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am i missing something or isn't the point of lockdown to get essentials ie once a week? rather than a fake pint of milk everyday
also what car does queen luxe drive? looks as grubby as her
also what car does queen luxe drive? looks as grubby as her
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