Toothpaste or……….the old raisin got her in the eye
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Lorna Luxe #28 Sorry Boo, you'll have to wait, we're jetting off to shoot Act 2008
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SorryIndeed they are beautiful dresses, I have a couple myself but its always irritating when you spent your £££/$$$ and some instagram copy cat presents it as its her idea.
a) She looks wild
b) What makes it a 'date night'? They only ever spend every evening with each other anyway. It's not as if this is a rare night out alone without the kids. Every night is 'date night' for them. Such a daft expression to use.
b) What makes it a 'date night'? They only ever spend every evening with each other anyway. It's not as if this is a rare night out alone without the kids. Every night is 'date night' for them. Such a daft expression to use.
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What the Fukkety fukk is that yellow monstrosity . The elasticated top is ever sooo vurrryyy unflatteringa) She looks wild
b) What makes it a 'date night'? They only ever spend every evening with each other anyway. It's not as if this is a rare night out alone without the kids. Every night is 'date night' for them. Such a daft expression to use.
Was about to say the same thing and it accentuates her tiny chest and giant gut. No
Thank you -I’ll pass on that.
PS - yellow ain’t her color
wild eyed and legless 
She’s looking more and more crazy isn’t she. What was happening in this part of the story was it in reverse or something?? She comes across as someone who’s just starting out as an influencer not someone with 1.3 million followers!
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Her new favourite "I need to look skinny pose" twisting the arms in till they break pose
bleeping weirdo
shagging the hotel waiter date night
bleeping weirdo
In answer to B.a) She looks wild
b) What makes it a 'date night'? They only ever spend every evening with each other anyway. It's not as if this is a rare night out alone without the kids. Every night is 'date night' for them. Such a daft expression to use.
shagging the hotel waiter date night
Give me strength! Those are just… no. Nope!
Looks like a cockatoo !!
It’s like a scene from a hammer horror movie!! Who mentioned OMR’s yellow teeth? They look bizarrely white here, a nod to us again?
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The mafia has arrived. Get that man a horse head 
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Too much wrong here to even know where to begin.
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And where’s his sticky up hair gone ??
OMG - She’s Facetuned his teeth.. look how flat the colour is as opposed to the rest of the b&w!!!
This has made me burst out laughing scareing my husband lol!! He looks like when youre a kid and buy those milk teeth from pick n mix and put them under your lip…
plus hes spammed his hair down
.Imagine the pressure - hes not got the power in the relationship anymore, is really looking his age and she is filtering his photos. Imagine how many takes she does to get one she thinks is ‘luxe’ enough - I think hes a dick but God thats gonna make you feel like tit! He must be in a constant state of anxiety…no wonder hes maxing out the credit card to try and keep her happy.
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He saw they were cutting the grass so got his hair done at the same time.
What age is he? Defo looks at least 60. Surely not though but wtaf?
OMG - She’s Facetuned his teeth.. look how flat the colour is as opposed to the rest of the b&w!!!
This has made me burst out laughing scareing my husband lol!! He looks like when youre a kid and buy those milk teeth from pick n mix and put them under your lip…
plus hes spammed his hair down
Imagine the pressure - hes not got the power in the relationship anymore, is really looking his age and she is filtering his photos. Imagine how many takes she does to get one she thinks is ‘luxe’ enough - I think hes a dick but God thats gonna make you feel like tit! He must be in a constant state of anxiety…no wonder hes maxing out the credit card to try and keep her happy.
Add those horrendous BV feather shoes and she’s got her Big Bird Halloween costume sorted 
I mean, her legs are nearly the same colour as his.
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I couldn't imagine these two having sex
This picture.Add those horrendous BV feather shoes and she’s got her Big Bird Halloween costume sorted
she looks clinically insane.And it’s hard to imagine her anything that suits her shape less than this dress.
They don’t, that’s not their love language. Lorna’s love language is her buying her things, and his love language is him buying her things.
Occasionally she will have to perform a kiss or foot touch in public, but that’s as kinky as it gets. It’s a classic daddy issue relationship. She wants to be looked after and treated like a special little princess, rather than enjoy a mature adult relationship.
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