What is this Act 1,2,3,4,5 nonsense?
Lorna Luxe #28 Sorry Boo, you'll have to wait, we're jetting off to shoot Act 2008
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we have no idea since January this year she has done at least 2 dumps a month, continuous shilling
Yeah I’ve thought the same, I’m sure none of the others call them acts. Is it because she’s ‘posh’
It's hard to say really, without trying to get into her mind too much
. I think perhaps she sees herself as this consummate, creative genius who's producing something akin to a theatrical extravaganza. (You may already have noticed that she has severe delusions of grandeur). All she's really doing is lending her name to bargain basement, imported sweatshop trash which they release in various dumps. Like I said, deluded.
She’s classically trained don’t you know!
What’s happened to the birthday week presents we’ve only had one out of 5 days?
What’s happened to the birthday week presents we’ve only had one out of 5 days?
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Classically trained my sweet ass, yours as well come to that! 
It's all part of the drama; building the anticipation & excitement #saidnooneever
It's all part of the drama; building the anticipation & excitement #saidnooneever
So Loona doesn’t sunbathe and barely leaves her hotel to sightsee and actually experience the place she is visiting, what is the point in her going abroad on holiday?
She (claims that) she doesn't swim either. Pity, I would love to see her swim avec clip-in rodents. Imagine if they came loose and were left floating in the pool. I would pay for a front row seat for that. She doesn't 'do' culture, therefore sightseeing, experiencing the local culture/history doesn't feature on the FoK-er holiday agenda. It all revolves around the 'Gram and perpetuating the myth outright lies that she spins to project the image of their purported lifestyle. So shallow and such a waste of a life experience. Time & time again.
She doesn't 'do' culture, therefore sightseeing, experiencing the local culture/history doesn't feature on the FoK-er holiday agenda. It all revolves around the 'Gram and perpetuating the 
I put money on the fact he’s a swinger
Perhaps he is......poor sod will need to get a bit of action somewhere. Note her use of the word "prey" - she could be reaching out to us as we often refer to him as a Predator.
Ugh his horrible puckered up ‘smoker’s mouth’ as he desperately sucks on another margarita in effort to blot out his current reality 
When she filmed him slowly swimming towards his ‘prey’
I noticed a lump in her right cheek. Maybe she’s had profhilo againWhat's the editing on this? Looks so strange, has she had more facial work? The lips in the close up look bigger again
Apparently it’s a reference to her musical days, of which are entire fiction. Well she played the piano for a while when she was younger. Not quite the concert pianist she claims she is.Yeah I’ve thought the same, I’m sure none of the others call them acts. Is it because she’s ‘posh’
And the nailsUgh his horrible puckered up ‘smoker’s mouth’ as he desperately sucks on another margarita in effort to blot out his current reality
It’s not like he can’t afford a manicure! Or maybe he can’t, if Loona has that tight a grasp on the purse strings.His hair looks like he stuck his fingers in a socket.
I thought the bracelet she’s flogging was a hair scrunchie
I came on here to say this too … it’s a big Ol lump ..
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The hair of a self confessed ‘predator’. They don’t even really need us to mock them anymore do they
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Jedward meets Gary Glitter.
OMG. he looks a right plonker !And the nails
His hair looks like he stuck his fingers in a socket.
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Oof that looks terrible. What on earth with the eyebrows, looks like toothpaste rubbed in.
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