Liz Jones #7 If she's got two faces, why does she wear that horrible one?

[Mediastar]

Dreary. Haven't we already seen this? Nice to see her *cough* work being so competently handled by Mail drones...

 

[Jumbojet1251]

New ramblings…..

 

[Mediastar]

I wonder if she'll take "bookings" (and money) from the ones who say they'd like to book, and will pay, but won't actually come because they don't want her to go to too much trouble . . .

There isn't even a bloody listing!

 

[Mediastar]

Can or does she ride?

She tried once and shat herself.

 

[Mediastar]

I live in France. I have rechargeable Bluetooth hearing aids from Amplifon, but the French health service helped out with the cost and they are also insured for 3 years. The sound quality is amazing!

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

Oh god, the Mail have cloned madam View attachment 3766502

Self-obsession and self-pity - neither of these are attractive traits.

No wonder these two miserable narcs are single.

 

[Shawads]

I had quite forgotten how hideous, cheap and nasty her tat actually is.

The least cool tattoo I’ve ever seen an I don’t even think tattoos are cool

 

[One eyebrow raised]

So she outs herself as a major philanthropist

 

[AliCat69]

Interesting that the online version for 03/01 has now been changed..

 

[sunshine13]

Do those peasants not realise who they have living among them?

 

[UnimpressedLes]

That was not the Octopus I was expecting!

 

[Mediastar]

I'm still wearing the Dunlop farmers wellies that my mum bought me in the early 80s from the village shoe shop!

The Wife bought me a pair of leather-lined Aigles about 17 years ago, and they are still doing sterling service!

 

[Jumbojet1251]

Bit late to the party (migraine) Here it is!

 

[Jumbojet1251]

Christmas bingo! All the old favourites are vommed up again.

 

[sunshine13]

Sadly it seems they will never get shot of her.

Maybe they use her to cling on to an aging demographic who their research analysis shows purchase things from their sponsors and advertisers?

I'm part of an aging demographic but there's no way I purchase things from sponsors or advertisers in the Mail!! I've also never watched SATC or any of the other 80s and 90s programmes she burbles on about. Maybe I'm just weird ... ??

 

[One eyebrow raised]

She didn't have a "last boyfriend"; she had someone who thought of her as an occasional shag. I doubt very much that he was terrified except by the fact that he had been involved with someone so batshit that she paid someone money to stalk him for her.

Is she talking about writing a self-help book or talking about someone else's book? For an 'award-winning writer', she doesn't make sense (much as usual). As for writing a novel, didn't her last two sink without trace?

What's wrong with getting reminded about vaccinations that can help prevent you becoming seriously ill? Or being asked for your date of birth? I'm 65 this year and I don't have a problem with either. But then I'm not a batshit harpy who looks several years older and is risibly convinced that she's "catnip to men".

Two reasons receptionists are asked to check date of birth, which John Smith/Elizabeth Jones are you ? The other is a pronunciation/language issue, it is intrusive to ask someone to repeat their name several times if you can’t understand what the patient said

 

[One eyebrow raised]

https://www.archive.is/oldest/https...JONES-stop-texting-David-one-little-word.html

Oohhh misery me

 

[Mediastar]

I’ve never actually seen her coke snorting photo though I’ve read about it many times .

Would quite like to actually see it if anyone has it / can find it .

The whole thread was deleted. It was, coincidentally, around the same time her *ahem* career hit the skids.

 

[sunshine13]

LIZ JONES: Why do we put up with sad, little men who aren't good enough for us?
+2

 

[Mediastar]

Do you think she was playing for sympathy quoting David 1 (the ungrateful beast) ? I wanted to stand and applaud the man !

*If* it's real, it's right up there for quote of the century!