Liz Jones #7 If she's got two faces, why does she wear that horrible one?

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I need help, I’ve just read la Jones column on Mrs Bezos and I nearly agreed with her a couple of times. Could I be going down with the nasty flu that’s going round ?
 
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Blurp said:
What's wrong with pastry or tempering chocolate?! And spaniels, especially springers, are notoriously hyper. Idiotic woman. She only got the skincare sent to her in return for a shout-out; it's marketing, not kindness.
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BIB - our three run round the living room like it was The Wall of Death!
 
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Mediastar said:
He liked a bit of puff now and again.
Not like Juggo's impression of Nunu on Mumsnet about a few years ago. No connection with her wonky conk. Oh no...
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I’ve never actually seen her coke snorting photo though I’ve read about it many times .

Would quite like to actually see it if anyone has it / can find it .
 
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It is a VERY bad tattoo. I'm surprised she didn't shop round and try to get an artist to the stars, or at the very least, look at tattoos of horses and pick an artist who did ones that were stylish and attractive.

Or... maybe she genuinely thought that drawing would make a nice tattoo. Yikes.
 
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TheMiceInTheShed said:
I think she sees herself as bringing sophistication and civilised behaviour to this last remaining Brigantian outpost still remaining undefeated even by the Roman Empire, continuing to worship the three-fold goddess and using rough tools of primitive iron.
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Nothing wrong with worshipping the Threefold Goddess!
 
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Mediastar said:
A) Just a lie... he won't touch her with a barge-pole, B) The Airbnb thing is lazy fiction.
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I wonder if she'll take "bookings" (and money) from the ones who say they'd like to book, and will pay, but won't actually come because they don't want her to go to too much trouble . . . :rolleyes:
 
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“I’m going to write a novel. I have no agent or publisher*, but it occurred to me: why do I need permission to write? Who else could write a compulsive column lies for a leading newspaper for 25 years?“
*hardly surprising
 
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Jumbojet1251 said:
I live in an area with quite a lot of settled travellers, a traveller park close by and also visiting travellers that park up here and there. I’ve never read so much bollocks from her than the diary this weekend. There are some issues with travellers of course like leaving rubbish or saying work needs doing on your house and charging elevated amounts for it but travellers DO look after their ponies. That’s the majority of their money, and how theyre judged by other travellers. Thats how they do deals with other families. You can take that or leave that which is fine but the biggest ever lie that’s ever come out of her mouth is she says she confronted them and played the hero and they sat there and took it.

Absolute rubbish!

But it’s done what she wanted. Taken the heat off of her leaving her suffering dying dog in pain and distress and turned her into an animal saving vigilante. What a crock of shit!
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I’m sure some travellers do love and look after their ponies but I’ve personal experience of several instances when they absolutely do not!
Good and bad, like in every group of society.
 
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