Leonora Smee

[ella1979]

This event is similar to everything else she does , it’s one big ego massage , what isn’t provided for free is paid for by smee SNR .

everything is overkill. She doesn’t need klaudia there a day a week which must cost close to 1k to pay for. She can shoot/make a reel with 1 outfit in just half an hour . She charges £100 for half an hour shoot which includes making the reel for the client . Does Leo really need 14 reels making in a day ? No it’s overkill. She might be overshooting andmaybe she’s really nit picky as to which bits she’s happy with face and body who knows but even then it’s overkill

does she need Anna working at her house as a PA ? Absolutely not . Maybe one morning a week but not part time to full time.

everything is overdone, OTT and just all for show/ego boost and “look at me aren’t I the best”.
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Ladies, I'm off instagram for a little while, a few screenshots of her in the wild would be must appreciated

here you go! So the forest in the middle of the table did remain. Roll eyes!
And in more news one of her friends has posted online that the meal was to celebrate Leo’s birthday which isn’t until next week . So Leo’s making this out to be a brand /luxury by Leonora event when really her friends are there to have a knees up !

daddy probs thinks he’s being invoiced for a girls birthday bash whilst Leo passes it off as her business event online
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If that dog jumps from there he’s breaking his legs and maybe more . A leg repair at vets is circa up to 10k on a small dog plus the nightmare of it then being in casts/bandages and how you cope with a dog toilet ring whilst legs are bandages I hate to think .

pure stupidity to risk a dogs health and life like this

meanwhile all the lucky guests can be thankful to go home with a photo of Leo in a brochure , lucky them ! Ego massage much?!
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Apparently the goody bags will never be forgotten?! Lol maybe if they contained a Rolex in each bag they wouldn’t but a bottle of fevertree tonic / can rose and a fake diamond necklace?! Honestly

 

[ella1979]

All of those “friends” at the do but as of lunchtime the day after the lunch only 3 of them have made a post on instagram and tagged Leo in
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She is SO different in the videos not taken by klaudia .
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She’s SO much like her mother too .
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The mother always covers her legs up (this time in a 3k £ worth dolce gabbanna number. )

 

[ella1979]

Why didnt L use Anna her PA to print off the menu and place cards

 

[ella1979]

So mummy flew back but mark didn’t ?. We see so little of mark it’s suspicious

 

[breakfastatvancleefs]

Where was her event, her house?

It’s her parents house she still lives at home despite being married for 2 years. No one’s quite sure where greasy Marc has gone.

 

[ella1979]

It’s her parents house she still lives at home despite being married for 2 years. No one’s quite sure where greasy Marc has gone.

He’s supposed to be in Majorca … she’s off there any day now .

he’s been in Majorca from what she’s said for many weeks! Very odd …You hit the nail on the head he does look greasy,
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I wonder if she hired the plates / cutlery /placemats /napkins from maison Margaux , did MM send it for free but it’s just on loan or did she invoice daddy for it

 

[breakfastatvancleefs]

He’s supposed to be in Majorca … she’s off there any day now .

he’s been in Majorca from what she’s said for many weeks! Very odd …You hit the nail on the head he does look greasy,
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I wonder if she hired the plates / cutlery /placemats /napkins from maison Margaux , did MM send it for free but it’s just on loan or did she invoice daddy for it

I’m so embarrassed for her. Doesn’t she see how ridiculous she looks? Another party for nothing. As for the flowers I have never seen anything so ott doesn’t she know less is more? I’ve been to some very smart weddings where they had bud vases with single stems down the middle of the table. This looked like a hedge how did the guests speak to each other? Sorry to say this girl need to get a clue about hostessing.

 

[ella1979]

I’m so embarrassed for her. Doesn’t she see how ridiculous she looks? Another party for nothing. As for the flowers I have never seen anything so ott doesn’t she know less is more? I’ve been to some very smart weddings where they had bud vases with single stems down the middle of the table. This looked like a hedge how did the guests speak to each other? Sorry to say this girl need to get a clue about hostessing.

There is no way they could see or converse is there . Crazy. I’d love to know whose idea it was florist or Leo. She said the florist had brought her vision to life so possibly she was stupid enough to request a hedgerow .

when I first saw the monstrosity, I assumed the taller parts would be removed before people sat down. I just couldn’t see them Actually leaving it there.
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The flower crowns were another wasteful , unnecessary and silly addition
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The florist was seen adding cut stems to Leo’s garden to make the areas look better - so they weren’t good enough then?!

very staged .

 

[ella1979]

I think she looks frumpy in the Emilia wickstead dresses

 

[SaganandScotch]

So mummy flew back but mark didn’t ?. We see so little of mark it’s suspicious

You are so right. The entire Mark thing is suspicious! I mean don’t get me started on him hitting on her when she was 16, but wtf is this greasy creep doing? He is 40 with seemingly no job and living on his much younger wife’s parent’s property. How embarrassing. I just would expect him to bring something to the table…anything. I knew a girl that married a guy like him when we were younger but she got a title out of it (they are also now divorced) He leaves for weeks at a time. Perhaps they are giving him an assignment to feel like he has a job a la Char’s estate manager title with Josie.

Even when she said he can’t cook, and she wishes he could cook her dinner. You are 40 sir. Get it together!

 

[ella1979]

You are so right. The entire Mark thing is suspicious! I mean don’t get me started on him hitting on her when she was 16, but wtf is this greasy creep doing? He is 40 with seemingly no job and living on his much younger wife’s parent’s property. How embarrassing. I just would expect him to bring something to the table…anything. I knew a girl that married a guy like him when we were younger but she got a title out of it (they are also now divorced) He leaves for weeks at a time. Perhaps they are giving him an assignment to feel like he has a job a la Char’s estate manager title with Josie.

Even when she said he can’t cook, and she wishes he could cook her dinner. You are 40 sir. Get it together!

Absolutely!. Can you imagine if she spends another 13 yrs with him and he trades her in for something younger whilst suing the trust/ Leo for a big financial settlement?! After being kept for so long ouch that would hurt on every level.

also when she’s 45 and he’s 60 plusif he’s like most men that’s when they start to fall apart physically and moan a lot, whilst still having a decent sex drive (they become a right pain at that age!) .. she will feel the age gap then if she doesn’t now.

I hadn’t thought about her being 16? I hadn’t done those maths . Yuk …..
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The nose contouring was out in force again. She looks so different to when klaudia films her . I recently discovered the vlogging and professional cameras have a soft skin setting which is very flattering . On top the photo shop edits .

 

[ella1979]

Someone’s been very selective (and possibly busy with editing) with the new post tonight.

I think this event is turning into josies wedding - in that coverage never ends. Plus it’s a two part vlog of it .
everyone’s already seen all the snaps .

 

[kale-supremacist]

" a career that she built ", oh give me a break..
I strongly feel like she threw this party to get a little shine after Josie's wedding. It's ridiculous and tasteless. But she has to keep busy someway I guess.

 

[ella1979]

" a career that she built ", oh give me a break..
I strongly feel like she threw this party to get a little shine after Josie's wedding. It's ridiculous and tasteless. But she has to keep busy someway I guess.

exactly. It would be delusional to class a loss making business as a success now wouldn’t it !

 

[ella1979]

Kallo collagen now promoted? Thought she swore by gold collagen or whatever it was?

I know there’s a big debate re collagen lots believe lots don’t , I’m not sure . I watched a vlog the other day which said does it work yes But you have to take the right type of collagen because there’s various types (not brands but types) and some work some don’t .

I just think she’s being a bit Josie to switch and mix brands so quickly .

predictably a post which is a bit late to the partywith photos klaudia seems to of taken of the “bash”. It’s boring since we already saw all the footage .

 

[ella1979]

Another vlog not published and live when she said it was going to be !
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Maybe she’s forgotten she’s on Majorcan time blonde moment ?!
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It’s MEGA slow!!! Wondering why I’ve bothered! Pretty much about the goody bags and who’s doing what . Yawn!!
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So they have a head house keeper. Which in a house that size (decent size but not a mansion or anything close it’s just a very decent sized family home size ) all they need is a cleaner once a day not a team with a head housekeeper overseeing everything.

they seemingly said goodbye to their old mansion which is was big and yet kept the staff

she really does very little in life which was what I suspected and stated all along

 

[ella1979]

It is still going on and on about what’s in the goody bag it’s one big advertorial for what’s in the bag.

Meanwhile she claims costume jewellery brand “Nice Cream” is more elevated than van cleef !!! What planet is she on. So full of bullsh&t!. Van cleef created the movements for some of the worlds most incredible high jewellery watches, the movements were so highly regarded that other major brands paid vca to use vca movements in their high jewellery watches . Know the history Leonora of these brands you refer to

 

[kale-supremacist]

I popped up a sleeping pill, maybe her vlog will help it to work
Her gimmicky smile at the start is killing me, she reminds me of Bridget Jones' mother during that tv advert.

 

[ella1979]

A very elderly titled (descendant from euro royals) lady once said to me “a lady should never allow herself to be photographed with with drink in her hand “.

both Leo and the mother are always drink in hand . The more the merrier it seems
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I popped up a sleeping pill, maybe her vlog will help it to work
Her gimmicky smile at the start is killing me, she reminds me of Bridget Jones' mother during that tv advert.

You are probably fast asleep by now but if you aren’t, you soon will be night!

 

[ella1979]

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