Must be!! Well done!.
I’m away for a couple of weeks and wasn’t going to watch her tonight but I have….
My review on the Mallorca is :-
It’s a stunning property overall with nice long drive . However , I’ve stayed at a friends 9m £ house in Majorca 6 bed with another house on site for the couple who housekeep and manage the property.
In comparison to that property (which Maria’s callas used to sometimes stay in , it’s a property of note in Majorca), I’d say the hall is super disappointing, the feel of it is more like a staff passageway to serve the bedrooms. The balustrades look cheap and the two tiny staircases dropping down are disappointing, I prefer one big dramatic and beautiful wooden staircase which sweeps. Theirs looks a bit ikea!!! . The kitchen is high spec, the oven is expensive and Aga are part of the same umbrella conpany who made that cream oven. In real life they are gold gilded and very very tacky , very footballers wife funnily enough.
I like the worktop , the units are quality but again so disappointing how small it is . It should be much bigger given the grounds , I can’t understand it .
The lemon Schumacher fabric is circa £210 a metre , let’s hope mummy isn’t making herself a dress from it

would be expensive .
She makes many references to mark having organised things- trying to justify his existence
She has said she will be back and forth between uk and Majorca. Might work childfeee but when a child needs an education then a decision needs to be made as to where is home.
She got oil paint on herself and didn’t know what to do or how to remove it she even asked “what is turps”!!!!!!!!

hilarious….. she has so little common sense . Painter told her to wash her hands outside and “not on the marble sink”.. quite right , wash them in turps outside Leo !
The place is chaos despite mark having lived there full time . I thought she had gone to Majorca to put her feet up for a week not unpack boxes ..
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Says she’s not had a day off in 6 wks !!! What
balls …
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Huge disgruntled audible sigh that the painters aren’t doing the drawing room quickly enough for her liking …
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She described the small steps in her garden as “the grand staircase”!. For reference Leo pls search up Bellagio Grand Staircase for an idea of what is really a grand staircase.
Says the sausages will love it there but flying from uk with dogs is very difficult. It’s usually private jet only , so will they really pay for jets for the dogs when she’s on BA flights ?
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She sarcastically says “thank goodness the painters are back!!” When they arrive back… she needs to learn in Spain workers don’t work the same as in uk
The kitchen is stuffed with ceramic lemons. It’s too much
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I think the gardens are fabulous and will be kept that way. Would love to know how big the grounds are . The gardens are so much better than the house .
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Says her ovaries ache looking at the kids swing - follows up with no kids anytime soon …. Hmm don’t leave it too late though eh …
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The mother is doing all the decor in all of the houses. Hence Leo will be stuck in a time warp .
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Beautiful pool area. In my experience pools in Majorcan horses can be more like plunge pools. This one is a nice size .
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Leo’s mum is slowly turning into josies mum

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A 90 min vlog is too long . She would be better off imo choosing the more interesting bits and condensing. I’m just not that sure there’s much of interest
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If you want to watch two old dears unpacking a million plates from tissue whilst drinking rose then this vlog is for you my darlings!