Lauren Whelan

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I know Lauren from town as we used to have mutual friends and she is the definition of mean girl vibes. It’s not a surprise Miriam is turning into a clone of her slowly but surely. Also she looks like a drag queen at EP. Her make up is so heavy and unnecessary!
 
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I actually think the natural glowy makeup suits her so well. The dark eye makeup just doesn’t suit her, she looks like she’s in a Halloween costume.
 
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I know Lauren from town as we used to have mutual friends and she is the definition of mean girl vibes. It’s not a surprise Miriam is turning into a clone of her slowly but surely. Also she looks like a drag queen at EP. Her make up is so heavy and unnecessary!
I saw a post in the Miriam thread over the last day which sums it up well: she always wanted to get in with the popular kids, and the moment she’s offered a seat at the table she falls all over herself to get it. She’s always seemed like a very lonely person so it makes sense, she didn’t have a great time in college and is the odd one out at all the influencer events because she never gets it right. By palling around with Lauren she’s most likely thinking this is her chance, and I wonder if she’s going through some sort of internal crisis as a result.

Miriam is engaged but doesn’t wear her ring or post Tbag anymore, she’s constantly on edge and getting more surly. Lauren knows how to handle herself well enough but Miriam seems like the younger one in comparison who doesn’t have a clue, I think she’s a melt obviously but I feel like we’re watching something tit happen to her in real time.

And yeah Lauren’s makeup is desperate, can’t get over how orange she makes herself look. Those skunk highlights will be gone within the month I say!
I actually think the natural glowy makeup suits her so well. The dark eye makeup just doesn’t suit her, she looks like she’s in a Halloween costume.
Agreed, she’s a very pretty girl but the eye makeup is dire. Makes her eyes look smaller in an unflattering manner.
 
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I saw a post in the Miriam thread over the last day which sums it up well: she always wanted to get in with the popular kids, and the moment she’s offered a seat at the table she falls all over herself to get it. She’s always seemed like a very lonely person so it makes sense, she didn’t have a great time in college and is the odd one out at all the influencer events because she never gets it right. By palling around with Lauren she’s most likely thinking this is her chance, and I wonder if she’s going through some sort of internal crisis as a result.

Miriam is engaged but doesn’t wear her ring or post Tbag anymore, she’s constantly on edge and getting more surly. Lauren knows how to handle herself well enough but Miriam seems like the younger one in comparison who doesn’t have a clue, I think she’s a melt obviously but I feel like we’re watching something tit happen to her in real time.

And yeah Lauren’s makeup is desperate, can’t get over how orange she makes herself look. Those skunk highlights will be gone within the month I say!


Agreed, she’s a very pretty girl but the eye makeup is dire. Makes her eyes look smaller in an unflattering manner.
You summed it up perfectly 👏 I noticed on the podcast that Miriam is always the one bending to Lauren. She’ll say things like ‘I’m a loser for not drinking much’ or ‘I’m so weird for not liking modern music’ - like girl have some backbone.
 
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They definitely don't click whatsoever, poor Miriam saying her equivalent to Longitude as 17 year old were TY balls in school. You couldn't have a Lauren either it just makes it awkward to listen, even someone like Kevin Twomey would be a better fit instead of Lauren
 
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Wouldn’t you respect her more for leaning into to who she really is and living authentically. Like you don’t need to be a sheep like all the rest. I think they’re both doses for the fakeness and the podcast won’t last another 6 months unless they change
 
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Like he literally said ‘edit this out’ so he wouldn’t get in trouble at work ? And she leaves it in ?
 
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Was listening to Keelin guest starring on Jordan Theresa’s podcast there, and she said that the influencer scene is very clicky in Ireland. That there’s essentially one, and if you’re not in that you’re on your own. Say that’s what’s making Miriam even more desperate and rattled now because she probably thinks this is her chance!
 
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She’s looking super miserable in one of Miriam’s recent videos on her story! The one she’s captioned “a bit of me now.” Don’t think I’ve ever seen someone at a festival looking so miserable
 
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Did someone from Lauren’s crew delude Miriam into thinking that ‘pussyslay’ was some hip new phrase, I’m mortified for her.
 
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Anyone think she's lowkey a bit of a bully to Miriam? 🫣 She was slagging off her festival look and called her 'behind' when it came to only going to festivals in her early 20s, not in the way you would generally ag off your friends, it was more like her saying "I'm better than you" without actually saying it
 
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Anyone think she's lowkey a bit of a bully to Miriam? 🫣 She was slagging off her festival look and called her 'behind' when it came to only going to festivals in her early 20s, not in the way you would generally ag off your friends, it was more like her saying "I'm better than you" without actually saying it
That's been the whole vibe of any of the clips I've seen. Miriam Muggins putting up with that.
 
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Anyone think she's lowkey a bit of a bully to Miriam? 🫣 She was slagging off her festival look and called her 'behind' when it came to only going to festivals in her early 20s, not in the way you would generally ag off your friends, it was more like her saying "I'm better than you" without actually saying it
Exactly the vibe I’m getting as well. Actually feel kinda sorry for Miriam - would like to see her stand up for herself a bit more. Even though she acts immature I think an older crowd would suit her better..
 
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