Lauren Goodger

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See her shopping in Primark in Romford just before lockdown (gym stuff and trainers) with her token gay friend who was just there to carry her bags. She does look lumpy in real life and the a just overpowers the rest of her body but she strutted through the shopping centre with her aviator sunglasses on like she owned it. No one took any notice at all!!
Hahahaha did you not feel the tremors 😂
 
She wears and sells fake designer stuff which she claims to be authentic LOL love the fake hong kong receipt
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Bit weird posting loads of photos of her 13yr old niece on her stories for her bday. She always posts bday shout outs for children she knows 🥴 what about mates/family her own age.
 
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Lmao I’ve just seen her story , apparently her ex is still texting her!! In her dreams😀😀
 
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Lmao I’ve just seen her story , apparently her ex is still texting her!! In her dreams😀😀
On her IG stories she's shared a TOWIE post with a clip of her and Mark on it arguing. She's still obsessed with him. On the clip she says she's been offered a job in Dubai 🤨:LOL:
 
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On her IG stories she's shared a TOWIE post with a clip of her and Mark on it arguing. She's still obsessed with him. On the clip she says she's been offered a job in Dubai 🤨:LOL:

I think we can all guess what kind of job it is.:sick:
 
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On her IG stories she's shared a TOWIE post with a clip of her and Mark on it arguing. She's still obsessed with him. On the clip she says she's been offered a job in Dubai 🤨:LOL:
She’ll never get over him, she really thought he was going to come bk to her 🤪
 
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She’ll never get over him, she really thought he was going to come bk to her 🤪
but to be fair he did always go back to her in the past so it’s understandable she’d still have hope. Plus he seems the type to be messaging her in secret even now stoking the fires and then publicly slagging her off, he’ll never get the devotion he has from Lauren from someone so self sufficient like Michelle so that’s probably quite an attractive trait to him
 
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Agree and true

On her IG stories she's shared a TOWIE post with a clip of her and Mark on it arguing. She's still obsessed with him. On the clip she says she's been offered a job in Dubai 🤨:LOL:
So embarrassing for her wow

She’ll never get over him, she really thought he was going to come bk to her 🤪
Shes turned into an entertainer (allegation) but what we know for a fact she is super attention seeking not the person she was with him aka fame obsessed.

No fan of. Him just saying
 
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Looking at her pics of the work she's done with lip fillers, i can't believe she is even allowed near a needle never mind someone's face. They are horrendous and i do not understand why anyone would let her do it to them. Done a couple of days training then bam she's allowed to inject into peoples faces. They only have to look at her to think duck that as her face looks ridiculous, the pics in the daily mail not the heavily filtered ones she puts on.. surely this lip filler tit has had its run now, pretty girls ruining their faces and they all look like clones of each other these days..
 
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I’m curious to see if in 10-20 years there will be more scientific findings that injecting foreign materials into your face is linked to other later health issues. Botox is a form of botulism which is a terrifying thought that someone as unskilled medically as LG could accidentally injure or worst case kill you. Do they have CPR /anaphylaxis training as part of this!? Sorry for the rant but working in the NHS there is so much red tape (quite rightly) with things like this.
 
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I’m curious to see if in 10-20 years there will be more scientific findings that injecting foreign materials into your face is linked to other later health issues. Botox is a form of botulism which is a terrifying thought that someone as unskilled medically as LG could accidentally injure or worst case kill you. Do they have CPR /anaphylaxis training as part of this!? Sorry for the rant but working in the NHS there is so much red tape (quite rightly) with things like this.
Totally agree with you, there will be a backlash from botox and fillers in a few years. Especially with these beauty salons doing it as these people are not medically trained and don't know about the structures of the face. She is just one ignorant witch though and its all about making ££ from vulnerable gullible girls....i cannot stand the vain witch! Remember they said smoking was fine for you back in the day, now look.🙄 The same that will happen with this in years to come
 
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This’ll make me sound so witchy but when I was 19-21 everyone was getting Botox/fillers etc and I was saying oh when I’m 25 I’ll get some stuff done so I don’t get wrinkles and stuff and then the TOWIE lot put me off completely. They all looked older than they were, sure they had no wrinkles but they do look older than their ages. Some of them could hardly talk, they look ridiculous when they drink and their faces are frozen. Not to mention they all look the same! I’m now 33 and haven’t had anything done because I’m worried about getting it incase I get ‘addicted’ or hate how I look after, I think oh god what if it goes wrong or what if, as someone else just said, there’s discoveries made in the future about how it affects you. Now looking at the TOWIE (and Geordie shore and pretty much every famous woman) I’m so, so glad I didn’t get anything done. And if I was going to I wouldn’t let Lauren the one day course wonder anywhere near me with a needle full of bloody botulism. It’s unethical what she’s done to that girls lips - no matter how much that girl says she likes them, and I’m sure she’s happy with them - it’s not normal to want your lips to look like that. Every time I see the paper or look at insta I’m horrified at what doctors and practitioners are willing to do to people’s bodies.
 
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This’ll make me sound so witchy but when I was 19-21 everyone was getting Botox/fillers etc and I was saying oh when I’m 25 I’ll get some stuff done so I don’t get wrinkles and stuff and then the TOWIE lot put me off completely. They all looked older than they were, sure they had no wrinkles but they do look older than their ages. Some of them could hardly talk, they look ridiculous when they drink and their faces are frozen. Not to mention they all look the same! I’m now 33 and haven’t had anything done because I’m worried about getting it incase I get ‘addicted’ or hate how I look after, I think oh god what if it goes wrong or what if, as someone else just said, there’s discoveries made in the future about how it affects you. Now looking at the TOWIE (and Geordie shore and pretty much every famous woman) I’m so, so glad I didn’t get anything done. And if I was going to I wouldn’t let Lauren the one day course wonder anywhere near me with a needle full of bloody botulism. It’s unethical what she’s done to that girls lips - no matter how much that girl says she likes them, and I’m sure she’s happy with them - it’s not normal to want your lips to look like that. Every time I see the paper or look at insta I’m horrified at what doctors and practitioners are willing to do to people’s bodies.
Absolutely. It looks like even kate moss has succumbed to having some facial work from recent pics. I would just be too scared as to how wrong it could go 😩
 
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Chantelle Connelly from Geordie shore has been posting that she is going to be “qualified” in July. So anyone who wants to look like she does should book in now! Would you like the Lauren 💉or the Chantelle 💉?🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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