Lauren Goodger #84 The BYG has launched her sunnies, the unused mirror didn't give enough monies

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Bravo to @NinaStar90 a thread OG for the winning title 👏 a pair of Big Gel’s AliExpress cheap plastic tat classy and stylish sunglasses will be winging their way to you as a reward if you pay £14.99 for P&P and you don’t expect a refund when the arm snaps off after one wear.

As referenced in the title, our BYG who now wants to be known as a business woman has launched her L&L Style and Branding website which is currently selling sunglasses you can find elsewhere for less than half the price. True to form she has decided to model all the glasses herself with hilarious results.

She has started doing lives on an app called Bigo (renamed Pigo 🐷 by the Scrunchies) in the hope her ‘fans’ will send her money. @hayleybaby has taken one for the team and has been joining to report back. She’s been fuelling the rumours that she’s back with Chaz.5 by doing joint livestreams with him. He’s also staying at her flat. No update has been given on whether he’ll be charged for assault.
 
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Bravo to @NinaStar90 a thread OG for the winning title 👏 a pair of Big Gel’s AliExpress cheap plastic tat classy and stylish sunglasses will be winging their way to you as a reward if you pay £14.99 for P&P and you don’t expect a refund when the arm snaps off after one wear.
Oh my gosh I'm so excited! I'll be waiting by the door in anticipation! I hope I get the ones that were made popular by Jeffrey Dahmer

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Excellent recap as always Clicky!
 
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Great recap Clicky, however you forgot one teeny detail - first time she use laptop, she buyed from supermarket 😉
 
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I leave a pic here I couldn't resist just making after seeing this pic on the last thread 😄😄 x...

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Loooool 😄😄 x
 
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Our Loz sure does have a way with words. Someone help her out and find her a Clean Company's ya know... For a cleaner... Who needs a good cleaner.

Asking for a friend means she needs her tit-stained sofa done again because the lazy sloppy witch cant be arsed to do it herself and she doesn't have Ch'unk to do it for her anymore.

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Our Loz sure does have a way with words. Someone help her out and find her a Clean Company's ya know... For a cleaner... Who needs a good cleaner.

Asking for a friend means she needs her tit-stained sofa done again because the lazy sloppy witch cant be arsed to do it herself and she doesn't have Ch'unk to do it for her anymore.

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Come on gels, get off ya butts and offer ya services to BYG's 'friend'.
 
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'Hey
Is there any good cleaners or clean company's on here need a cleaner today - asking for a friend'

As a teacher I would ask my 7 year olds to edit, correct and rewrite this correctly as a task or I would use It as a bad example of how we should not write something, as well as point out that begging is a crime. Hmmmmm

Did she say she wanted to home school Lapleasedontphotoshopme?
 
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Looooool 😄😄😄 x

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His eyes are horrible.
I agree, they creepy, there's quite a few pics of him with strange eyes 😀❤😄💕🤗❤😘 xx.

Oh Pom you don't half make me laugh xx

Reminds me of when my son used to play dead when re-enacting fight scenes when he was about 6.
Loooool 😄🥰💖🤗❤😘 xxx.
I used to play dead in the middle of the pavement, and my brother as soon as we saw someone walking down the road, they always cross over lol 😄😄😄😘 xx

Genius Pom! 👏🏿 I’m thinking of names for this if it were to hang in the National Gallery…

‘A (half) man and his dog.’ ?
‘Bike and Ball 2023’ ?
‘About Last Night.’ ?
‘Dumb and Dumber.’ ?
Thank you 😀🥰💖🤗❤😘 xx
Looool I love the names ❤ and the Dumb and Dumber one has gave me an idea for tonight's pic 😀🥰💖😘 xx
 
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Calling bingo on BYG being out this weekend showing .5 what he’s missing while he away on a stag weekend. She’s been talking about getting an outfit for some gala on PIGO.
 
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Genius Pom! 👏🏿 I’m thinking of names for this if it were to hang in the National Gallery…

‘A (half) man and his dog.’ ?
‘Bike and Ball 2023’ ?
‘About Last Night.’ ?
‘Dumb and Dumber.’ ?
The Twits
 
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Calling bingo on BYG being out this weekend showing .5 what he’s missing while he away on a stag weekend. She’s been talking about getting an outfit for some gala on PIGO.
National Sweetcorn Awards 2023 - BYG is presenting an award and they’re paying her in Jolly Green Giant.
 
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Hahah when I saw this post on Insta earlier I thought she meant she had a friend who needed a days wage and did any company want an extra cleaner for the day - I'm defo gonna blame her piss poor grammar and not my extra gin last night ;-)
 
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Loz showing that she's intellekchewall by inserting an apostrophe.
Just you plonk it in there Lozza, anywhere will do.
Why stop at just one? Go on, scatter a few more around. The sentences are mangled already, you can't really make them much worsererest.
 
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