Lauren Goodger #4 New man does anything for cash, basement dwellers photoshop your snatch

[Katewinsletsknee]

People who monetize their image like Lauren does should be banned from instagram if they distort their image to this extent.They are essentially selling a false bill of goods.These women are mentally ill and they are doing untold damage to the self esteem of the young girls who follow them.

They are NOT mentally ill - I find this insulting to anyone with a genuine mental illness/disorder. They are VAIN, and this has caused them to become so self absorbed & narcissistic - a creation of there own doing. They use mental illness when it suits them - ie they are called out for LYING, or anything else to be honest.

These people surround themselves with other like minded sycophants/or crap friends who do not know how to be honest (some because they know their mate looks shit but oh well, I look better who cares) or the fact they have lost the ability to be honest with themselves.

As someone who suffers from a mental disorder/illness I am insulted by these people who use the term so loosely to try and garner sympathy or even attention. They know NOTHING of the depth of despair a person goes through on a daily basis, because if they did they wouldn’t use the term so flippantly.

The BE KIND movement has good intentions behind it - but I don’t like when people use a movement or health issue to plug there self imposed agenda which doesn’t help the cause but rather bolster there following .... the lack of sincerity just FUCKS ME OFF.

(Ps LaraQ I am not having a go at you )

 

[roseturntupnose]

i am a mum, and there's no way I'd let my mates new boyfriend of one second, be swinging my kids around, taking them out for ice cream, strapping them in the car, without me there. purely cos I don't know the guy. let alone a boyfriend with a dodgy background. with dodgy mates in the drug game. with dodgy videos online. in a pandemic !!!!! DODGY

 

[Cucumber and eggs]

Wow tone deaf!! Shows screenshot asking to donate food to feed children during lockdown, then posts pictures of food, her and her bf have ordered for date night!! Enough to feed said children looking for donations!!

 

[NinaStar90]

I would bet anything that her new man has taken tons pics of her and plans to sell the unshopped ones to the press when he does his 'tell all'.

 

[Pot2PeeIn]

Omg she looks like a fat Jonathan Cheban

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Forget only fans, if she wants some serious engagement she should upload these to Rate my plate

 

[roseturntupnose]

Lauren Goodger #5 "doesnt do nude"..... unless it pays for fast food!

 

[Dubaigirl]

Ok! So I was in Zizzi the same night as her and I can confirm the pap picture is the most realistic!

 

[Cbawts90]

Thread suggestion:
Mirror, mirror on the wall, how much Photoshop to fool them all?

 

[Katie8ee]

I can't actually cope, this looks horrendous. It doesn't even look properly cooked

 

[Katou]

I like how they sit so far apart on that long table for dinner like Belle and Gaston, with that side of pizza in the middle.

 

[Moobiemoo]

All I want to know is why she is wearing bootcut ankle swinging jogging bottoms

 

[LadyLockdown]

That story on the

I’m howling ! I could understand cherry Toms but not big fuck off vine ones!!

I'm fucking crying.

Lauren: "Do you want my secret recipe?"

The World: "No. We want to know why you put 2 fucking enormous tomatoes on top of your dinner?"

 

[lamaitresse]

I couldn't resist, I changed my avatar to the "beautiful culinary ballbag", in tribute to Lauren. (Kudos to annabelle_bronstein for that one).

 

[Linda La Hughes]

so any guesses why Charles is so happy ? (see her story)

my suggestions are...
- she's agreed to give him some "asstetics" procedures
- she's asked if he wants dominoes for dinner
- she's bought him some followers on Instagram
- she's agreed to do a joint OF vid
- he just won a tenner on a scratch card

so any guesses why Charles is so happy ? (see her story)

my suggestions are...
- she's agreed to give him some "asstetics" procedures
- she's asked if he wants dominoes for dinner
- she's bought him some followers on Instagram
- she's agreed to do a joint OF vid
- he just won a tenner on a scratch card

- She let him order from the adult menu not the kids one
- She let him have pudding even though he didn’t eat all his dinner
- He was allowed a shandy

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

I'm the same, so not hot, regardless of who it is! Also i'm very interested to know what is involved in the "new hot sunned video" he's advertising in this "teaser" - like is he having a wank in the subbed? Who's filming? Have they both got their UV eye protectors on?

Weirdly a friend of mine said they know someone that owns a sunbed place and they are constantly shooing out people doing ‘shoots’ there so it must be a thing. What a time to be alive

 

[Cbawts90]

Her insta is all over the show. One minute it's health and fitness, then it's softcore porn, binge drinking, then taking care of children, binge eating, then serious business page, then back to shameless selfies and hair touching.

 

[LadyLockdown]

Wtf Is that

Those fucking tomatoes on top - did she drop them by accident? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no wonder she lives off takeaways.

 

[LadyLockdown]

I am confused ? But what it that ....

That is her elbow, filtered to the extent it looks like another arsehole growing out the middle of her back.
So she now has 3 arseholes.
The fake, inflated one.
The mini back one.
And Charles.

 

[Emmie81]

I don’t think she is mentally ill, I think she’s just a fat narcissist who isn’t liked by the people that really know her.