Lauren Goodger #12 Big Loz is up the duff and we have all had enough!

[Katie8ee]

Congrats to @I'm_4ever_blowing_bubbles (sorry it wouldn't let me link your name) on the thread title! It won by a lot of votes but there were loads of good ones this evening. Next time we can try get them in earlier so everyone has a chance to vote

So where are we? It's been nine days since she announced the pregnancy and it feels like it's been about ten years.

Continue as you were

 

[JakeM]

I’ll give a quick recap of the last thread! In no particular order:

Talking about a sweetcorn mask party
Talking about her dreadful looking Nando’s dinner (yes, it included sweetcorn)
She’s definitely had a bbl (Brazilian butt lift)
When is the Baybeh due?
She’s still doing OF
It feels like ages since she announced (only 8 days ago!)
Is her bump real or fake?

that’s all I think?

 

[Katie8ee]

I’ll give a quick recap of the last thread! In no particular order:

Talking about a sweetcorn mask party
Talking about her dreadful looking Nando’s dinner (yes, it included sweetcorn)
She’s definitely had a bbl (Brazilian butt lift)
When is the Baybeh due?
She’s still doing OF
It feels like ages since she announced (only 8 days ago!)
Is her bump real or fake?

that’s all I think?

Thank you lovely I was half awake after an epic one day sesh of binge watching Season One of The Circle when I posted the new thread

I see she has another video on her stories of one of those big balloons that you pop with the gift inside. One day she posts photos of masks clogging up the planet the next promotes helium filled disposable balloons which are violent for the planet that's our Loz. The most contradictory brand going.

 

[Chi4]

Thank you lovely I was half awake after an epic one day sesh of binge watching Season One of The Circle when I posted the new thread

I see she has another video on her stories of one of those big balloons that you pop with the gift inside. One day she posts photos of masks clogging up the planet the next promotes helium filled disposable balloons which are violent for the planet that's our Loz. The most contradictory brand going.

Morning another new day and I wonder how many mail online articles and how much stupidity we will have today ?!?

 

[Cloudfromspace]

Thank you lovely I was half awake after an epic one day sesh of binge watching Season One of The Circle when I posted the new thread

I see she has another video on her stories of one of those big balloons that you pop with the gift inside. One day she posts photos of masks clogging up the planet the next promotes helium filled disposable balloons which are violent for the planet that's our Loz. The most contradictory brand going.

The US circle or the UK one?

 

[Mikesqueen]

I wonder what we will be reading about today. Swollen ankles?. Insomnia? Braxton Hicks?

 

[Chi4]

I wonder what we will be reading about today. Swollen ankles?. Insomnia? Braxton Hicks?

I wondered that as well all of it which can be found simply by googling it

 

[liar liar]

Morning another new day and I wonder how many mail online articles and how much stupidity we will have today ?!?

Love your new pic @Chi4

 

[Blockedbyadmin]

She absolutely does my fecking head in. That is all.

I continue to feel sorry for Bebe and Gaylord.

 

[Katie8ee]

The US circle or the UK one?

UK my first season I had never watched it before. Hooked from the get go straight in watched the whole thing and loved it. Also the person I wanted to win won which never happens on reality TV for me. Haven't put the name as don't want to spoil it for anyone! Going to start season 2 today and just watch all of them including US. It is amazing.

Nothing new on Big Loz Watch this morning though this article from yesterday has an extra spin than the DM version. This time she has added migraines to the mix which is causing her not to eat . STILL obsessed with her weight. Plus that trough of Nandos looked like food to me.

Pregnant Lauren Goodger admits to struggling with migraines and morning sickness

Lauren Goodger revealed earlier this month that she was expecting her first child with boyfriend Charles Drury. However, the star has recently suffered from morning sickness and migraines

www.mirror.co.uk

We need to chip in and get her this.

 

[Crumpet41]

I’m sure give all that is going on with covid at the moment the medical community must be rushing to tell her if she can dye her hair or not.

 

[I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles]

Congrats to @I'm_4ever_blowing_bubbles (sorry it wouldn't let me link your name) on the thread title! It won by a lot of votes but there were loads of good ones this evening. Next time we can try get them in earlier so everyone has a chance to vote

So where are we? It's been nine days since she announced the pregnancy and it feels like it's been about ten years.

Continue as you were

Fanks guys

 

[Chocolatelover123]

Seeing she’s asking if it’s okay to dye your hair while pregnant and she needs ‘medical answers’ I’m sure people aren’t busy enough working flat out then to advise Lauren on if she can colour her hair or not! considering you can’t even visit hairdressers I’m not sure it’s a priority

 

[Katie8ee]

I’m sure give all that is going on with covid at the moment the medical community must be rushing to tell her if she can dye her hair or not.

Maybe she could have asked the hairdresser's on the shoots she has been doing the past few weeks,the hairdresser who has been coming to her house throughout all of lockdown or the one who's salon she was in during Lockdown Season 2 in November.

Or just Google someone also pointed out she should have a midwife by now so maybe ask her. Imagine being the poor bastard who has to answer the calls from her. Ladies asking about sensible things then you get Big Loz concerned about her bump settling and getting her hair dyed.

Edited to add: I now know the etymology of midwive

 

[Blowup80]

UK my first season I had never watched it before. Hooked from the get go straight in watched the whole thing and loved it. Also the person I wanted to win won which never happens on reality TV for me. Haven't put the name as don't want to spoil it for anyone! Going to start season 2 today and just watch all of them including US. It is amazing.

Nothing new on Big Loz Watch this morning though this article from yesterday has an extra spin than the DM version. This time she has added migraines to the mix which is causing her not to eat . STILL obsessed with her weight. Plus that trough of Nandos looked like food to me.

Pregnant Lauren Goodger admits to struggling with migraines and morning sickness

Lauren Goodger revealed earlier this month that she was expecting her first child with boyfriend Charles Drury. However, the star has recently suffered from morning sickness and migraines

www.mirror.co.uk

We need to chip in and get her this.

Well we don't know her address but sure if we just leave it in the car park she will come along soon enough to pick it up!

 

[DustyRose]

Maybe she could have asked the hairdresser's on the shoots she has been doing the past few weeks,he hairdresser who has been coming to her house throughout all of lockdown or the one who's salon she was in during Lockdown Season 2 in November.

Or just Google someone also pointed out she should have a midwife by now so maybe ask her. Imagine being the poor bastard who has to answer the calls from her. Ladies asking about sensible things then you get Big Loz concerned about her bump settling and getting her hair dyed.

Just realised there is no word for a male midwife

Why

They are just called midwives too! Like the word nurse, it’s unisex.

 

[Katie8ee]

Well we don't know her address but sure if we just leave it in the car park she will come along soon enough to pick it up!

Inside one of those helium balloons she has been peddling which say lovely mummy etc etc. We can lay a wee trail of corn she will sniff it out in a jiffy.

 

[Blowup80]

Inside one of those helium balloons she has been peddling which say lovely mummy etc etc. We can lay a wee trail of corn she will sniff it out in a jiffy.

Should do this every day might get the lazy of out of bloody bed!

 

[Katie8ee]

Should do this every day might get the lazy of out of bloody bed!

I love how in the media it's making out she is bed ridden because of her strong hormones/morning sickness hangover/migraines/bad back etc so Charlie has to run after her. Anyone who has been here for any length of time knows that she has always spent the majority of her time lying in bed or lying on that couch. Even when she had had the cleaner or wardrobe people over ( before there was a sniff of the baybeh) she would video them from her bed.

So in less than a second I have stumbled upon the holy grail Big Loz couldn't and provided by the NHS ( those people she got into a fight with on Instagram and who she thinks are making up a virus)

Hope she has her big penny jar ready to pay for her birth in a nice private hospital.

 

[Freeka]

They are just called midwives too! Like the word nurse, it’s unisex.

Mid Wife mean WITH WOMAN from old English so it's the patient who is the wife not the person attending them so, yes, member are midwives too.