Kylie Flavell #15 Kylie's massive new pool makes every Patreon look like a deluded fool.

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Benvenuti to the new thread everyone!

Crazy that we have reached thread 15 considering how little she posts, the only reason is the interesting insights into Italian life/culture that members here have to share I guess!
Has anything changed? Unbelievably the pool has been finished, but apart from that all I can remember is a few boring recipes and some Italian learning posts, what have I missed?
 
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Benvenuti to the new thread everyone!

Crazy that we have reached thread 15 considering how little she posts, the only reason is the interesting insights into Italian life/culture that members here have to share I guess!
Has anything changed? Unbelievably the pool has been finished, but apart from that all I can remember is a few boring recipes and some Italian learning posts, what have I missed?
Hello @emm and fellow Tattlers. Thank you for setting up the new thread. It is remarkable that we've kept going given Kylie's slender output. I don't think much has changed - a lot of the usual stuff ...

Gianfranco is a sickly child notwithstanding the so-called healthy diet Kylie has been on, and don't forget constipation which seems to be obsessing her.

Kylie still continues to keep the baby off camera and, per the hour-long diatribe three weeks ago, it seems that all is not harmonious in the marriage.

Has anyone watched the latest slog, โ€˜Easy phrases for vacation in Italyโ€™ yet?

Renewed thanks for another great title @Alessandro . :)๐Ÿ™
 
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๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ@emm ..you have totally eclipsed from your memory the entire drama of baby's birth with near-death event followed by MONTHS of depressing whingeing about said baby coupled with digs at Guido. The brain is amazing at self-healing ๐Ÿ˜….
Just glad you haven't forgotten how to concoct a new thread which none of us has mastered, so thank you once again
 
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๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ@emm ..you have totally eclipsed from your memory the entire drama of baby's birth with near-death event followed by MONTHS of depressing whingeing about said baby coupled with digs at Guido. The brain is amazing at self-healing ๐Ÿ˜….
Just glad you haven't forgotten how to concoct a new thread which none of us has mastered, so thank you once again
I had somehow thought the baby was born in the last thread, with kylies bizarre upload schedule I am confused as to what happened when ๐Ÿ˜… and sorry forgot to thank @Alessandro for another great title!
 
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I had somehow thought the baby was born in the last thread, with kylies bizarre upload schedule I am confused as to what happened when ๐Ÿ˜… and sorry forgot to thank @Alessandro for another great title!
I thought heโ€™d been born in thread 13 too @emm wasnโ€™t it sometime in October from memory? Things have moved at such a stately pace that my perception of time is warped. ๐Ÿคฃ

 
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For all we know it may be 5 years ago and gianfrancp is in primary school already ๐Ÿ˜…
Lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ Perhaps Kylie is living in Narnia time for any CS Lewis fans here and GF is in fact 26 and a half, a qualified chartered accountant and about to get married in the deconsecrated church and Kylie and Guido are drawing their pension. ๐Ÿ˜‚
 
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Lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ Perhaps Kylie is living in Narnia time for any CS Lewis fans here and GF is in fact 26 and a half, a qualified chartered accountant and about to get married in the deconsecrated church and Kylie and Guido are drawing their pension. ๐Ÿ˜‚
And she's just drawing on old videos she had never published before because they were too boring, like those awful interviews ๐Ÿ˜…
 
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For all we know it may be 5 years ago and gianfrancp is in primary school already ๐Ÿ˜…
LOLS@ @emm et al.:
For sure no need for that security fence around the pool in that case!

Thanks for the new thread @emm & another fab title @Alessandro!

As a recap:
  1. KyLie discussed how she co-bathes with GF which helps him p**p in the bath and adds that she is looking forward to fecal co-bathing with GF and Grido in the (largest bathtub available) bath at MM.
  2. K has inaugurated her swimming pool at MM, and claims that she worked a job to pay for it!
  3. Grido says they don't need a fence around the pool at MM, because GF can be trained to swim. (GF born circa October 2022)
  4. K says that they alway intended to have a childproof safety fence around the pool, however, in the latest vlogs there is no fence.
  5. Despite difficulties and disputes (real or fabricated for YouTube) K and G seem to be wanting to already be trying for little bundle #2.

As KyLie is tapped out for content, her latest YouTube video is a load of twaddle.

KyLie's mantra: Be polite! (Everyone but KyLie that is!)

Speaking of Narnia Time @LucyHoneychurch: KyLie has seen rude tourists? Wot? Sitting in Jadis' Castle, aka MM?

  • Wasn't K's chicken coop project at MM supposed to be tourist accommodation (as MM was already one of Grido's family's tourist accommodation<s>)? Said coop paid for by KyLie's (polite) Patreon Social Security grannies? But oopsie, thanks a bunch SSG's but SSG's can't ever stay at MM because of reasons.

  • Isn't Grido's family compound near Florence allegedly a tourist accommodation? Do the paying guests have to pass the politeness test before check in?

  • Grido's family properties that KyLie advertised, and all the responses from KyLie's fan club which impolite Grido could not *rse himself to respond to: the restaurant, apartment, and villa, were tourist accommodation?

Wot?

  • KyLie's Patreon profile claims K is a singleton broke girl just trying to make it (sob sob) looking for funds to fix her computer, and pay for food (in her windowless room), and also that she is a world travel vlogger. KyLie it is not polite to scam your Patreon Social Security Grannies.
 
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LOLS@ @emm et al.:
For sure no need for that security fence around the pool in that case!

Thanks for the new thread @emm & another fab title @Alessandro!

As a recap:
  1. KyLie discussed how she co-bathes with GF which helps him p**p in the bath and adds that she is looking forward to fecal co-bathing with GF and Grido in the (largest bathtub available) bath at MM.
  2. K has inaugurated her swimming pool at MM, and claims that she worked a job to pay for it!
  3. Grido says they don't need a fence around the pool at MM, because GF can be trained to swim. (GF born circa October 2022)
  4. K says that they alway intended to have a childproof safety fence around the pool, however, in the latest vlogs there is no fence.
  5. Despite difficulties and disputes (real or fabricated for YouTube) K and G seem to be wanting to already be trying for little bundle #2.

As KyLie is tapped out for content, her latest YouTube video is a load of twaddle.

KyLie's mantra: Be polite! (Everyone but KyLie that is!)

Speaking of Narnia Time @LucyHoneychurch: KyLie has seen rude tourists? Wot? Sitting in Jadis' Castle, aka MM?

  • Wasn't K's chicken coop project at MM supposed to be tourist accommodation (as MM was already one of Grido's family's tourist accommodation<s>)? Said coop paid for by KyLie's (polite) Patreon Social Security grannies? But oopsie, thanks a bunch SSG's but SSG's can't ever stay at MM because of reasons.

  • Isn't Grido's family compound near Florence allegedly a tourist accommodation? Do the paying guests have to pass the politeness test before check in?

  • Grido's family properties that KyLie advertised, and all the responses from KyLie's fan club which impolite Grido could not *rse himself to respond to: the restaurant, apartment, and villa, were tourist accommodation?

Wot?

  • KyLie's Patreon profile claims K is a singleton broke girl just trying to make it (sob sob) looking for funds to fix her computer, and pay for food (in her windowless room), and also that she is a world travel vlogger. KyLie it is not polite to scam your Patreon Social Security Grannies.
Oh god the pollaio, with everything going on (nothing happening and the channel being completely mundane) I had totally forgotten about that ๐Ÿคฃ will that be the next shock in that it is somehow finished, bathtub and all?
 
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Am I the one that's brain dead then & the drama was in #13? The last thread just seemed so long & drawn out it seemed like months but I refused to get involved again & check. Apologies !
Another scenario ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ Could be a good scoop @emm
For all we know it may be 5 years ago and gianfrancp is in primary school already ๐Ÿ˜…
No wonder we never see him face front. Impostor or bambola?
Btw where is the chicken coop exactly? The action non-action keeps jumping between Scandicci & their place, with the same ubiquitous pencil pine scenario outside while inside she often sits in a corner to block out the evidence.
Who was supposed to be paying for the renovation ? - a fundamental question seeing Guido tries to fob off renos on Kylie or his fathet. She keeps her Patreon for herself except for content material "Guido says I must pay for the bathroom/kitchen paint" - exception made for the pool which brings her up to the level of the other mansion owners. I doubt a converted chicken coop will bring them kudos, so Whoosh, gone.
 
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๐Ÿ”Coop project coup, got shelved because itโ€™s not self serving enough. Kylie doesnโ€™t want to invite her freak show Trump Trumpeter following to her Toscana compound .
Guido is tighter than a ducks butt and wants to spend the money on steaks and fine dining in Florence for lunch . ๐Ÿท๐Ÿด๐Ÿฝ
As the baby grows, the expenses grow the allocation of Guidoโ€™s wage will continue be sticking point .
Patreons have sent the child a wardrobe of clothes so he already has a USA based following Amongst the happy clappers. Kylie has shown every part of the swaddled baby apart from the front of his face, hell sheโ€™s even talked about him ๐Ÿ’ฉ ing in the bathโ€ฆ.her place of retreat, serenity endless gratuitous semi nude poses and sorce of soft porn videos from way backโ€ฆ
what next Gianfrancos pooping in the pool part 2? ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’จ๐ŸŠโ€โ™‚๏ธ

poop -poop -i -doop
 
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๐Ÿ”Coop project coup, got shelved because itโ€™s not self serving enough. Kylie doesnโ€™t want to invite her freak show Trump Trumpeter following to her Toscana compound .
Guido is tighter than a ducks butt and wants to spend the money on steaks and fine dining in Florence for lunch . ๐Ÿท๐Ÿด๐Ÿฝ
As the baby grows, the expenses grow the allocation of Guidoโ€™s wage will continue be sticking point .
Patreons have sent the child a wardrobe of clothes so he already has a USA based following Amongst the happy clappers. Kylie has shown every part of the swaddled baby apart from the front of his face, hell sheโ€™s even talked about him ๐Ÿ’ฉ ing in the bathโ€ฆ.her place of retreat, serenity endless gratuitous semi nude poses and sorce of soft porn videos from way backโ€ฆ
what next Gianfrancos pooping in the pool part 2? ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’จ๐ŸŠโ€โ™‚๏ธ

poop -poop -i -doop
Do we think (when the time.comes) they will send him to normal school or she will homeschool in some.kind of weird right wing us thing? Is homeschooling legal in Italy?
 
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@emm. Yes it's legal to homeschool in Italy too, unfortunately, with each region having its own regulations. These families are often no- vax as well as often holding extremist views.
 
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Yes posting the latest flog on Tuesday (or whenever it was) has thrown us all out๐Ÿ™„ I've tried to watch a bit just to see how bad the Italian is and had to fast forward through most of it! KyLie's pronunciation is still like nails on a blackboard๐Ÿ˜ฌ By the time I skipped to half way through she is tossing her hair and looking angry and fed up that she has to do this linguistic schlepping for the Paytrons - non funziona indeed!๐Ÿ˜…
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Yes posting the latest flog on Tuesday (or whenever it was) has thrown us all out๐Ÿ™„ I've tried to watch a bit just to see how bad the Italian is and had to fast forward through most of it! KyLie's pronunciation is still like nails on a blackboard๐Ÿ˜ฌ By the time I skipped to half way through she is tossing her hair and looking angry and fed up that she has to do this linguistic schlepping for the Paytrons - non funziona indeed!๐Ÿ˜…
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This looks awful. As per learning phrases like she gives are useless if you cannot understand the reply
 
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To explain the 'unfortunately' referred to home schooling, I have direct experience of it as my ex-daughter-in-law met a new partner, left everything and moved up to live in Emilia Romagna, eventually settling in a hillside village. For a couple years the court awarded my son custody of the children in termtime & the mother during the holidays. Now it is the other way round and after a year of various types of 'private education' ie. children of different ages lumped together as in the past, she now teaches them herself. Apart from the lack of stimulus of other children and the quality, they are missing out on so much more. At least when they come back here they take up again with their friends they had before. Pity bc the schools in those regions are ahead in implementing new guidelines.
The mother is part of the no vax - vegan movement need I say.....
 
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To explain the 'unfortunately' referred to home schooling, I have direct experience of it as my ex-daughter-in-law met a new partner, left everything and moved up to live in Emilia Romagna, eventually settling in a hillside village. For a couple years the court awarded my son custody of the children in termtime & the mother during the holidays. Now it is the other way round and after a year of various types of 'private education' ie. children of different ages lumped together as in the past, she now teaches them herself. Apart from the lack of stimulus of other children and the quality, they are missing out on so much more. At least when they come back here they take up again with their friends they had before. Pity bc the schools in those regions are ahead in implementing new guidelines.
The mother is part of the no vax - vegan movement need I say.....
Just to add to the anecdotes, a woman I used to work with in an after school English program also moved out to the Tuscan hills, is anti-vax and into naturopathy and also homeschools her 3 children. I know first hand it's bc she doesn't believe in any vaccinations (not just covid) and so couldn't send the kids to traditional school even if she wanted.

Is anyone else not getting notifications, btw? I was wondering if things were just silent, but when I scrolled I saw I missed a bunch of posts since yesterday.
 
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Just to add to the anecdotes, a woman I used to work with in an after school English program also moved out to the Tuscan hills, is anti-vax and into naturopathy and also homeschools her 3 children. I know first hand it's bc she doesn't believe in any vaccinations (not just covid) and so couldn't send the kids to traditional school even if she wanted.

Is anyone else not getting notifications, btw? I was wondering if things were just silent, but when I scrolled I saw I missed a bunch of posts since yesterday.
I assume.because she barely pots the algorithm punishes her?
Re the anti vax home.school thing there seem to be loads of youtubers _influencers from.the us doing similar in the Italian countryside
 
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