Kyle Pallo #157 The king of contradiction

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I thought he had a sponsorship from Breeze “lawn deterrent” sheets!
Likely ran out of those samples from Breeze. Plus Kyle's got the magic touch as whoever associates with him will ultimately cut ties (eg Lora, Taylor, Iberostar, Breeze, Turo, etc.)
 
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Someone must have told him black is a slimming color...
Yes, dark colors like black do not reflect light. This will heat up the body and melt away the excess weight. Who needs a treadmill when you can wear the same black unwashed T-shirt in hot & humid "central Orlando"? #extra_extra_health #extra_extra_dirty
 
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Does he think he is as good looking or put together as Bradley Cooper?
😂 Sadly, he probably does THINK that.
Took two old pics of the two in similar swim trunks and had the AI model simply do a side by side. Slight difference, huh?
It actually flattered Dummy Kyle by making him better looking (as it often does with freakish ppl like Pallo) but it did add a few pounds ... makes him more like he is now instead of how he was a decade ago . You're welcome Grifty. Thank the AI model. The height is accurate.
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Up more than a day and 14K views. He was probably too scared to buy some views last night after all the reports on him, huh? 🤣 That is an ongoing process Dummy. Enjoy!
Still, 1,100 Downvotes. Just a god awful mess.

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Stupid ass video like always.He claims he rode Velocicoaster and cried like a little witch about it the entire time he was in line but then didn’t show anything. I’m convinced he really didn’t ride it. He road one other ride and he reported the entire time so yeah. Then he discovered the dinosaur cave ares at islands of adventure and proceeded to walk through the caves and everything with his camera thank God there was really no kids around. He walked around jizzing himself about how cool everything was and how he wished adults could be in there. He’s such a
cringe loser.
 
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Laugh out loud funny! "Regular meetings" with his 'Disney Team'! OMFG! He's truly mentally ill and needs a check up from the neck up.
That he would say that makes me embarrassed for him and any mouthbreather who would believe it.
"Finanace team" = MOM
"Moderation team" = DAD³ 'Creepy Clown' GER (*Well... before his illness.)
"Travel team" = Rose
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Fame is just around the corner Dummy! You got this.
Just a few more lies and a tit ton of 'Nasa' cruises' and 'Slinky Dog Dash' vids. 👍
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Stupid ass video like always.He claims he rode Velocicoaster and cried like a little witch about it the entire time he was in line but then didn’t show anything. I’m convinced he really didn’t ride it. He road one other ride and he reported the entire time so yeah. Then he discovered the dinosaur cave ares at islands of adventure and proceeded to walk through the caves and everything with his camera thank God there was really no kids around. He walked around jizzing himself about how cool everything was and how he wished adults could be in there. He’s such a
cringe loser.
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Were those caves for children only and he's filming in there? If so, thank goodness there were no kids around, but boy, he has balls. (figuratively speaking, of course). And another staycation...he's living it up!! I am so jelly, I can't stand it.:rolleyes:
 
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