Kyle Pallo #140 Take Kyle Instead

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Did anyone get a screen shot of his post about losing then winning his football draft?
 
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is a “darkness retreat” just a fancy way at of saying bombas time?? 💦🧦
Absolutely. Aaron Rodgers famously took his darkness retreats at Sky Cave Retreats in Oregon. Four days & nights of total isolation in complete darkness. It was supposed to center him & was something of a religious experience. Kyle’s darkness retreat seems to be a religious experience as well, or at least that’s what Casey thinks. She says he spends hours & hours alone in his “no girls allowed” office clubhouse shouting “Oh god, oh god, I’m coming!”. She’s very proud of him
 
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HOW CAN WE MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
(*I would, however, miss my Daily Laugh at you Dummy....but I'll get by. :ROFLMAO: )
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That’s an excellent point. The guy admits that he took over 100 days off his Daily Dose vlog (key word “Daily”), he didn’t do as many things last year as he had in years past, revenues are down & that he’s off 3M+ views from ‘24, then surprisingly, less than a week later, the poor lil guy’s tuckered out & needs a week+ off. Most people would double down & work harder, but not oar guy. We know this hobby doesn’t pay the mortgage, Sue & Jerry do. Really bad optics, but I guess Kyle knows best
What actually happens in January that he wants to do more than meander around the parks? That's the real thing to wonder.
 
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I'd also like to give an honorary mention to some of his big promises in 2025:

More livestreams ❌
Traveling across America ❌

Launching the merch store ❌
Reviving the Patreon ❌
Buying a Rolex ❌


100+ days off, and failed to deliver on every single one of his hyped up promises. If this was a real job, he'd be canned. But yeah, the little guy is all tuckered out.

As far as where this dumpster fire is ultimately going; I predict that Casey is going to have to take on a 2nd job to support them, and he's just going to keep doing these videos the rest of his life as views continue to collapse year by year. He'll just use that as an excuse and justification that he's still "working" while Casey is the sole breadwinner.
 
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I'd also like to give an honorary mention to some of his big promises in 2025:

More livestreams ❌
Traveling across America ❌

Launching the merch store ❌
Reviving the Patreon ❌
Buying a Rolex ❌


100+ days off, and failed to deliver on every single one of his hyped up promises. But yeah, the little guy is all tuckered out.

As far as where this dumpster fire is ultimately going; I predict that Casey is going to have to take on a 2nd job to support them, and he's just going to keep doing these videos the rest of his life as views continue to collapse year by year. He'll just use that as an excuse and justification that he's still "working."
Not a bad prediction at all. He's going to ride this dying horse for as long as he possibly can. He's 'tasted' the good life of freebies supplied by others, by his betters and supported by his old parents and dullard and dimwitted stans.... and he's gotten what little he has all for doing little to nothing other than begging and filming himself blabbering and stumbling through life holding a camera.

That's unraveling and he doesn't know anything else to do. He's wholly unfit to do much other than menial labor at this point. Pointing and wandering around with a camera while being a bum and being stupid is not a feature employers want. He's sure he is qualified to be on the Chicago Exchange as a finance broker or banker of some kind... of course, that wild lunacy. All the channels and professions he's sure he's mastered (I don't need to go over them) are delusions and simply Walter Mittyesque' fantasies. He's a social misfit, ignorant to a fault, with a degree that less useful than toilet paper at this point. He's trapped himself, reached his level of incompetence, and there he'll stay.
 
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Yup! He has certainly backed himself into the proverbial corner. Trapped! Everything in front of him is looking sketchy and scary.
Good luck Dummy!

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People! Have a heart! He's only had 100 days off this year. Only 3.3 months off to rest! Gawwwd! You slave drivers. The other 265 were spent sashaying around a theme park for a couple of hours a few times a week, spending 20 minutes cobbling together some daily shithole vid for the next day, and waiting on Raisins (who has a real job) to come to the crackerbox .... when she can feed him and clean up after him.

What's wrong with you people! Slavers...all of you. Do you want him to hurt himself?
U b jelly!
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"100 HOURS A WEEK..." ___ drink! 😂

Look in the mirror Dummy! You didn't 'grind' it off that lard a is bigger than ever.

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People! Have a heart! He's only had 100 days off this year.
I don't think he's counting all those days he had off by turning a 3 day cruise into 6 vlogs + the MEGA vlog.

I don't think he's counting the system he learned from Putt Putt boy and his OF girlfriend, film multiple vlogs in one day and sleep for a week.

100 days off? Might want double that
 
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I don't think he's counting all those days he had off by turning a 3 day cruise into 6 vlogs + the MEGA vlog.

I don't think he's counting the system he learned from Putt Putt boy and his OF girlfriend, film multiple vlogs in one day and sleep for a week.

100 days off? Might want double that

He thinks this laughable 'darkness retreat' (I can't type that without laughing) will 'build excitement' and, for a few stans they will probably have anxiety attacks until he returns, but most will shrug their shoulders, hatters will laugh, and newer vloggers will pick up new viewers.

He's expecting BIG VIEWS when he returns. (psst...his 'retreat' won't be long...not long enough for me at least :ROFLMAO: ) and he's going to be more disappointed than ever.

Pitcher the 'return.' I Return And Share My NEW FOUND LIFE With YOU: Story Time😂
 
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TRUE DAT'! 😂
He's a shameless racist and a bigot extraordinaire....he's also a coward who retreats to sock puppets to hide behind to express his true self. Psssst.... Dummy! It's isn't working. Only the willfully ignorant are fooled at this point.

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