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Me too. I had ChatGPT write up a summary for me:
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We start with Kyle breathlessly marveling at his “billion-dollar view,” which is apparently just a normal hotel window. He spends $10 on berries, complains about it, and then tips a dollar while acting like a hero of the people. Soon, he and Casey embark on the “Big Red Bus”… which turns out to not be the Big Red Bus at all. It’s something called “Top View,” which they accidentally bought tickets for — a plot twist no one asked for and everyone saw coming. Kyle calls this a “tourist trap,” but somehow keeps insisting he’s not mad about it while narrating every button press on the elevator.
After explaining the difference between literally identical red buses for ten straight minutes, Kyle proudly admits they “fell for it.” The real tragedy is that he believes this is self-awareness. He meets a friend who sells real estate “in 27 countries” (sure, Jan), then proceeds to film an entire segment about plugging in headphones on a bus. This vlog is like watching someone give a TED Talk about an escalator.
Next up, Kyle’s holy grail: a bagel. He waits 40 minutes for Leon’s Bagels, the “best in New York” according to “research” he did on TikTok. He orders a bacon, egg, and cheese, bites into it, and has what can only be described as a religious experience. He moans, declares it “worth the wait,” and then thanks TikTok “creators everywhere” like he’s accepting a James Beard Award. The bagel is, tragically, the peak of the vlog.
From there, we spiral into chaos: Kyle films a stranger’s argument in a store like it’s breaking news, and dramatically warns us about a “ticket scam” while simultaneously admitting he fell for one that morning. By the time he makes it to the Statue of Liberty, he’s near tears — possibly from emotion, possibly from dehydration, possibly from realizing he’s spent an entire day filming lines.
Finally, the moment of truth: the “number one pizza in New York,” which he waits three hours for and then eats on camera like he’s auditioning for Food Network. “This is better than Joe’s,” he says with all the conviction of a man who’s never had Joe’s. He immediately walks it back, then claims it’s the “best lunch of his life,” even though 20 minutes earlier he said the bagel was.
The vlog ends with Kyle at Moulin Rouge on Broadway, where he bursts into song like an unmedicated Disney adult and declares the entire day “10 out of 10.” Which is impressive, considering the majority of it was spent in transit, in line, or in emotional distress over bread products.
Cheers???
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Tears as a result of crying are typically the result of very strong or profound emotions, at both ends of the spectrum (whether sadness or grief or joy or love). Sociopaths do not experience such things. This would suggest that crying is not natural for them.
This is hysterical!!!That may be the Carnival Venezia, a former Costa ship. He could have done a simple Google search as I just did, but research b hard and annoying. But why?
The stupid a cheers reminds me of 5 year olds on NYE clinking their glasses like the adults. These 2 are just so stunted, it is scary they are allowed out in the public without their parents.
"But not opposed"
I thought the excuse for not traveling abroad was that Casey is holding him back because she has to work and he wants to share all the memories with her?
Face it, this toddler will never travel there. He can't even travel to the "so many places in our great nation." It's the same 3 places all the time.... Wisconsin, NYC, and Disneyland.
I honestly don’t know which is more pathetic, the fact she has to dance like a little boy every time he says so or the fact she has to focus so hard on it. It should be automatic by now.
Honey, he’s never going to duck you!
i feel like possibly technekly the tongue thrust is related to the duper’s delight
It's whenever he's really feeling himself.i feel like possibly technekly the tongue thrust is related to the duper’s delight
Things that make Dwarfy feel himself:
- Having Casey/anyone pay for him
- Thinking he 'owned the hatters'
- Thinking people are looking at him
- Flexing some hotel/trip
Kylie's Booty Butt has a theory.... and it really interesting. KBB is one of the best.
Good god, it’s not painted you bleeping ret@rd.
It’s the patina on the copper.
What a dummy.
It’s the patina on the copper.
What a dummy.
Yesterday's shithole of nothingness tanked big time. There's literally nothing to this channel any longer other than these two pathetic grifting bottomfeeders wandering about, trying to flexx fake merch, relentless preening, cringe, living off handouts, grifting any freebee possible. It's the worst of the worst kind of vlogging. It offers nothing of any value. It's tedious and vacuous.
2,700 thumbs DOWN on this crap. Almost doubling the thumbs UP.... and well deserved. Way to go Dummy.
2,700 thumbs DOWN on this crap. Almost doubling the thumbs UP.... and well deserved. Way to go Dummy.
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