Kyle Pallo 124 First class ass

[Disneysensation]

What nearly 32 yo man needs to call his mom to tell her he’s so excited to make a video about updates at HS?

Probably called Sue while she was getting ready to go to work and she replied nonchalantly, “That’s great. You love what you do.” (But she knows deep down inside since her son isn’t cutting it, she will have to work past retirement age to fund his life.)

 

[DisneyTrolls]

Why do we get the feeling that the Disneyland trip will somehow get cancelled or paused. He will end 2025 like a wet fart.

You mean he’ll spout some hot air, spew some noxious innuendos, but won’t have any solid results to show for it? Sounds about right!

 

[Yunque01]

He's not doing anything till next year. He's signed up for the Princess 10k. That's not till the end of February.

That’s how I remember it.

 

[Disney_Fan]

 

[Yunque01]

Is it bad that this pissed me off more than anything else in the dump? lol He’s fvckin deluded.

Why do I suspect he was repeating this TikTok trend?

 

[DisneyTrolls]

What nearly 32 yo man needs to call his mom to tell her he’s so excited to make a video about updates at HS?

Probably called Sue while she was getting ready to go to work and she replied nonchalantly, “That’s great. You love what you do.” (But she knows deep down inside since her son isn’t cutting it, she will have to work past retirement age to fund his life.)


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I’m thinking the conversation went more along the lines like this:

Kyle: Mommy! I’m going back to Disneyworld! I’m so excited!!
Sue (tired and exhausted as she’s getting ready for work, trying to keep the snark out of her voice): That’s great, Kyle. I’m glad you love what you’re doing.
Kyle (as he twirls around in his house and checks himself out in the mirror): I do love it! I do! I do!

And after hanging up the phone, Sue looks at her lizard skin in the mirror and asks herself “did I really take that much Tylenol during my pregnancy?”

 

[Sniffles]

Why do I suspect he was repeating this TikTok trend?

Yeah it’s from a whiiile back. He and Casey are addicted to that TikTok crap.

 

[SherryinBA]

“He said in yesterday’s video he’ll end 2025 by spending Xmas at Disneyland. Apologizes for the lack of travel this year and promises more traveling next year.
#2026_year_of_the_UNPAUSE”

Why doesn’t that family spend Christmas together? Especially with the clown’s condition. It’s just very odd. Has he even been home for Christmas since he started his little life channel?

 

[jipeta2021]

“He said in yesterday’s video he’ll end 2025 by spending Xmas at Disneyland. Apologizes for the lack of travel this year and promises more traveling next year.
#2026_year_of_the_UNPAUSE”

Why doesn’t that family spend Christmas together? Especially with the clown’s condition. It’s just very odd. Has he even been home for Christmas since he started his little life channel?

That is strange. Just like Alexa spending Thanksgiving in Florida with Kyle instead of with her parents. Unless the entire family is planning to fly down to see Kyle.

 

[Jjjg]

“He said in yesterday’s video he’ll end 2025 by spending Xmas at Disneyland. Apologizes for the lack of travel this year and promises more traveling next year.
#2026_year_of_the_UNPAUSE”

Why doesn’t that family spend Christmas together? Especially with the clown’s condition. It’s just very odd. Has he even been home for Christmas since he started his little life channel?

Same with Thanksgiving. He tries like they're so big on decorating and holidays yet they don't go home.

 

[SnapChet]

“He said in yesterday’s video he’ll end 2025 by spending Xmas at Disneyland. Apologizes for the lack of travel this year and promises more traveling next year.
#2026_year_of_the_UNPAUSE”

Why doesn’t that family spend Christmas together? Especially with the clown’s condition. It’s just very odd. Has he even been home for Christmas since he started his little life channel?

Any normal human being, and this of course excludes Dummy Kylie immediately, would move heaven and earth to be with a dying father at what appears could be his last Christmas.
For MiniMan, it's an inconvenience and there could be complications with other family members coming by and HE wouldn't be the center of attention and they might not want to be on camera. He also can't afford it and the parents would have to pay for him to come and that would include Ca Sey. He won't let her stray far during the upcoming holidays, especially to spend time with her own family.

_____ That also brings up an interesting Thanksgiving coming soon. Supposedly NurseFatback and JamesTheGiantPeach are going to show up in Orlando instead of time with their own parents. I'd be surprised if the parents don't come down if GER can make it (As an aside, I still wonder how sick he truly is....but that's another story.) and the Dumb Dwarf will take credit for bringing them and his stans will faint with joy and tell him how wonderful he is.

Further, I was shocked/not shocked when the midget was in CA to crash that wedding of people he didn't know, that he didn't stay and go to Disneyland. But, alas....he'd be ~gasp!~ ALONE! Staying alone in Anaheim without a chaperone? Unthinkable, I suppose. After all, he's only 31 years old. Plus he's broke, would be like a stranger in a strange land in Anaheim, and would have to get to the airport all by his widdle' self. Never was going to happen, not with oar' pussyassbitch Kylie.

 

[SnapChet]

That is strange. Just like Alexa spending Thanksgiving in Florida with Kyle instead of with her parents. Unless the entire family is planning to fly down to see Kyle.

I've said the same thing several times and just above.
(Repost from the last thread)
[ That should be at least interesting. You can bet Dummy Dwarf will put the hard sell to get them to come down to Orlando so he can film what might be the old man's last Thanksgiving with and for HIM. Monetizing the old man's (supposed) cancer is one of his best view getters.

And they might do just that....would not surprise me at all.
Pitcher' the header from the broke ass bum: I FLEW MY PARENTS TO DISNEY WORLD FOR THANKSGIVING WITH ME I IT'S ALL ABOUT FAMILY. The other two older children and grandchildren don't matter to the parents, Granny Haeuser has GranPa Haeuser's pillow to comfort her, and none of them give a tit about Farida's new victim-husband or his family.

The stans will love it and eat that Kyle Pile up. Win/Win for dummy.

At the very least, you can bet WhisperTits will once again not be with her family. They don't want the dwarf and he knows it. ]

 

[MichaelKaysHairyBack]

Same with Thanksgiving. He tries like they're so big on decorating and holidays yet they don't go home.

Just wait hate possi. He will "fly" them all down and then doordash some turkey sandwiches from Earl of Sandwich. He will own us all.

 

[Iwantallthetea]

Any normal human being, and this of course excludes Dummy Kylie immediately, would move heaven and earth to be with a dying father at what appears could be his last Christmas.
For MiniMan, it's an inconvenience and there could be complications with other family members coming by and HE wouldn't be the center of attention and they might not want to be on camera. He also can't afford it and the parents would have to pay for him to come and that would include Ca Sey. He won't let her stray far during the upcoming holidays, especially to spend time with her own family.

_____ That also brings up an interesting Thanksgiving coming soon. Supposedly NurseFatback and JamesTheGiantPeach are going to show up in Orlando instead of time with their own parents. I'd be surprised if the parents don't come down if GER can make it (As an aside, I still wonder how sick he truly is....but that's another story.) and the Dumb Dwarf will take credit for bringing them and his stans will faint with joy and tell him how wonderful he is.

Further, I was shocked/not shocked when the midget was in CA to crash that wedding of people he didn't know, that he didn't stay and go to Disneyland. But, alas....he'd be ~gasp!~ ALONE! Staying alone in Anaheim without a chaperone? Unthinkable, I suppose. After all, he's only 31 years old. Plus he's broke, would be like a stranger in a strange land in Anaheim, and would have to get to the airport all by his widdle' self. Never was going to happen, not with oar' pussyassbitch Kylie.

Totally agree with you — his priorities are so backwards it’s actually embarrassing. Any normal person would be doing everything to spend time with their dad right now, but for him, it’s just an “inconvenience” if it means he’s not the center of attention.

It’s always about what benefits him in the moment, never about family or what actually matters.

 

[SnapChet]

Totally agree with you — his priorities are so backwards it’s actually embarrassing. Any normal person would be doing everything to spend time with their dad right now, but for him, it’s just an “inconvenience” if it means he’s not the center of attention.

It’s always about what benefits him in the moment, never about family or what actually matters.

Spot on. And it's so laughable when he riffs off that "IT'S ALL ABOUT FAMILY..." bull.

What that translates to is: IT'S ALL ABOUT WHAT MY FAMILY CAN DO FOR ME, WHAT THEY CAN GIVE ME, WHAT PROBLEM THEY CAN SOLVE FOR ME, HOW THEY CAN HELP PAY MY BILLS, HOW THEY CAN ENABLE MY GRIFT....and on and on. He sees his family exactly as he sees everyone else and that boils down to one thing, one question: What can THEY do for ME?

 

[littlejim1]

I thought he said he was going to Disneyland directly from the preview Destiny cruise..literally get off the ship and fly to Disneyland.

 

[MissmyChewy]

It looks like someone has been asleep at the wheel. Not only have view purchases been down but 30 days without an increase in subs?. lol
Paging Mr. morrow has done 5, yes 5 videos in the last 30 days and got slightly more views. 5. Hahahaha Kyle cranks out 29 curd burgers and still didn’t beat Morrow. Plus PMM went up 2k subs.

 

[SnapChet]

I thought he said he was going to Disneyland directly from the preview Destiny cruise..literally get off the ship and fly to Disneyland.

It will be interesting to see how that plays out. Of course anything can happen and he lies as easily as he breathes. Add in that his stans have the I.Q.s and memories of gnats, whatever he does will be excused and accepted by those mouthbreathers, but in the end, they are few and cannot sustain his channel...which is sinking fast.

Personally, I'll be shocked if he goes to Disneyland. He'll have to grift hard for a stan or sugardaddy to pick up the tab. And as I said earlier, he'll want to keep The Doormat close and away from her own family as much as possible. (Just as he did last year.) It's the abusers' way: Don't allow their victim associate much with those he sees as a threat to himself. He'll make sure she's close by for fear she might just get a dose of truth and reality from her true friends and her family. That scares the dwarf. Personally, I don't see much reason to fear; she's gone and all in on the grift.

 

[Hardly Here]

What nearly 32 yo man needs to call his mom to tell her he’s so excited to make a video about updates at HS?

Probably called Sue while she was getting ready to go to work and she replied nonchalantly, “That’s great. You love what you do.”

Little Kylie videos everything.

Going to Disney, Cruises, going to Target or Publix, going to the doctor, I can't believe we have never seen him on the bleeper.

Kyle needs better content.

This guy says he shoots 80 in golf. That would put him in the top 5% of golfers in the country.

Even if he fibs a little and really shoots 90, he's still in the top 25% of golfers.

Why aren't we seeing Kyle film himself playing a few holes?

If he goes out and makes birdie - par - birdie, people would watch that.

Kyle doesn't use his incredible golf skills as content. But why?

 

[BlurryCat]

Spot on. And it's so laughable when he riffs off that "IT'S ALL ABOUT FAMILY..." bull.

What that translates to is: IT'S ALL ABOUT WHAT MY FAMILY CAN DO FOR ME, WHAT THEY CAN GIVE ME, WHAT PROBLEM THEY CAN SOLVE FOR ME, HOW THEY CAN HELP PAY MY BILLS, HOW THEY CAN ENABLE MY GRIFT....and on and on. He sees his family exactly as he sees everyone else and that boils down to one thing, one question: What can THEY do for ME?

Yup, like when he bawls and sobs over "missing my family." He misses what his family COULD be DOING for HIM.

Hard to feel sorry for them since they raised this little sociopath and never told him 'no' or tried to teach him empathy of any kind.