Kyle Pallo #122 He suks

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It’s not the Treasure people don’t like you bleeping moron. Connect the dots
 
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Ok, what I think he’s trying to say is that his ankle biting spoogealisis is worse than ever.

Constant pain, numbness, stiffness.

It’s rare that he can sleep all night.

BUT, his doctor wanting to see him every 3 months is overdue. (We always have to guess what the Great Communicator is saying, I believe he means ‘overboard’ here.)

Kyle is dum.

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This guy really is weapons grade stupid.

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hey, kyle. so a little story here. I also have some health issues and see a specialist every 3-4 months to monitor. INCLUDING going for bloodwork before each of the those visits. So, 4 times a year, i go for blood work AND ALSO to the doctor to go over how the meds are working. WELL... guess what? Because my doctor and i have both done our jobs (me taking my meds consistently, the doctor monitoring...) Now my doctor only wants to see me twice a year instead of 4 times. So, yeah, dumbass, you have some fault in this too!! :rolleyes:
 
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So is he in San Francisco with Casey’s sister?
I did not have an I’m in pain video this far out from his much needed run Disney excuse.
 
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This guy is such a pathological liar like he literally lies for no reason. First he bragged about how he didn’t gain any weight on the cruise because of all the stairs that he climbed and climbing that hill on that island with JoJo. Then he gets to his doctors office and they tell him he’s gained 2 pounds and he says that he likes his scale at home better because it says he only gained 1 pound. Yet earlier in the video he was bragging about how he didn’t gain any weight. Then on the way home from the doctors office he claims he sees a high-speed chase and it turns out it’s a lie! He lies every time he opens his mouth like everything he says is a lie.



 
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Remember that 'baby' in the drawer in David Lynch's classic and disturbing horror film ERASERHEAD? I do!

Well sir, now the story can be told. That was oar' little Kyle. He was cast because of all his medical problems.
Closed eye
Broken back
Tiny A F
Bone issues
No testosterone
Missing spine or he'd have been 5' 11" tall
Kidney problems
Arthritis

Here's his picture for proof. Now don't you feel badly for being critical? Perhaps you could send him to Nasa or pay for a staycation? You'd be blessed and forgiven.
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Against all odds he persevered and fought through to be come the success he is today:
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His worst performing cruise.

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But as always it can’t be The toddlers fault.
There’s just something wrong with that ship.

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I have to say, after years of watching this idiot, this is about as dumb as it gets.

This is a perfect display of what a moron this guy really is.
 
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SameShitDifferentDay. Remember the I WORK TOO MUCH AND MUST SLOW DOWN...blah, blah...BROKEN BACK....BONE ISSUES......vid. I do. Remember the POSITION THE CAMERA AND RUN BACK TO THE OVERSIZED COUCH AND CRY video? I do.
Remember the MY KIDNEY STONES AND PAIN HAVE RETURNED..........and he 'lost' the kidney stone to show youz guyses? I do.
Even his stans are tired of this very predictable fake a tit.
It's like his deep, deep.........deep depression that could only be cured by a grifted trip to a Disney spa? All better! It was a profound insult to people who really to suffer from debilitating depression. _____Remember that? I do.

Oh you stupid, scummy lying little dwarf. These are NOT winners for you but I understand faking illnesses are just one predictable element of your grift. Good luck Crying Wolf! one more time.
I'm sure a wellness check (and a bank check) from the parents and perhaps a cruise to Nasa will cure you very soon. So... TOTS & PEARS!
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" OH Lordy! Trouble so high! Oh Lordy, Trouble so high!"
 
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He had every opportunity to have a successful trip on that cruise. His product sucked a and he, as person, and being himself, was distasteful, disgusting, unlikeable, whining and spouting a fire hose of word salads, lies and misinformation is what tanked it.

Oh MiniMan... YOU are the problem not a ship and the beautiful locales to be found where it sailed. You are a 'know' entity now, a liar, grifter, a terrible vlogger. Blaming the ship for your failure? Poor deluded fool. That's like blaming The TITANIC for hitting the iceberg and not the person steering the ship. 😂

It was a slam dunk. A VERY successful view-getting cruise was right there for the taking; a competent vlogger wouldn't have missed so terribly. The TREASURE and a Halloween Theme. Other vloggers, and all are better than you, will reap gold in view counts on that same cruise. Treated respectfully, covered wisely with families and children all around, with gorgeous venues to explore, that cruise would have been a gold mine. YOU made it a nasty, lie filled, whining unwatchable mess.

Hope I cleared that up for you. Alas, you'll do the same thing next time. No doubt.
 
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I don’t trust his advice. I don’t think he needs to see me as often as he recommends. He’s trying to steal my money.

My doctor is a Top Dog.

But why?

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He’s not affected by the terrible views on the treasure but he wonders what he could have done differently. lol maybe show the ship. Don’t eat with your mouth open. Show the events around the ship, don’t include video of the shows because no one likes spoilers. Really just do anything you did not do. Nobody wanted to see jojo digging for gold up his nose and no one wanted to see you schlep up a hill. You didn’t show the Treasure you showed yourself shoveling hash browns in your gaping maw.
 
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This is filler and nothing more after that horrific TREASURE cruise he ducked up so badly.

And ... hold up..... Has Casey's flight attendent sister chaperoned him to San Fran? Oh this should be funny. She'll have to hold his hand .... Oar little MAGGAT' in big old uber liberal San Francisco. He b skeered'! Trust!

Surprise......NOT SURPRISE! Poor Dummy! Can't catch a break.
 
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I don’t know Kyle, maybe it’s you and not cruising. This cruise videos do great for other vloggers.
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He’s not affected by the terrible views on the treasure but he wonders what he could have done differently. lol maybe show the ship. Don’t eat with your mouth open. Show the events around the ship, don’t include video of the shows because no one likes spoilers. Really just do anything you did not do. Nobody wanted to see jojo digging for gold up his nose and no one wanted to see you schlep up a hill. You didn’t show the Treasure you showed yourself shoveling hash browns in your gaping maw.
Maybe he needs to take a few cues from Nate.
 
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I don’t trust his advice. I don’t think he needs to see me as often as he recommends. He’s trying to steal my money.

My doctor is a Top Dog.

But why?

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"His" physician... (*surprised he didn't go with 'My medical team..') 🤣

'Everyone wants to see him...'

'Top dog...' 😂

This is an idiot who's moaned repeatedly over how awful the care and the facilities are where he's been forced to go because he can't afford top notch health coverage and has to be on Florida's Health Insurance Marketpalce under the ACA.

Such nonsense and so predictable. He cannot help himself. Everything, every nothing with which he deal is the best, the greatest.... blah, blah, blah. He doesn't even realize how stupid that sounds.
 
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"His" physician... (*surprised he didn't go with 'My medical team..') 🤣

'Everyone wants to see him...'

'Top dog...' 😂

This is an idiot who's moaned repeatedly over how awful the care and the facilities are where he's been forced to go because he can't afford top notch health coverage and has to be on Florida's Health Insurance Marketpalce under the ACA.

Such nonsense and so predictable. He cannot help himself. Everything, every nothing with which he deal is the best, the greatest.... blah, blah, blah. He doesn't even realize how stupid that sounds.
What is he going to do when Trump destroys the ACA? It will happen and poor Kyke will be S.O.L.
 
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