Krissy Cela

[Chunkymunky]

30 million “revenue” in 2 years…..??!! Erm…. I smell bullshit! X

 

[DietGossip]

That's so embarrassing for her that all her followers are attacking a page that isn't even the gym she goes to- it's the general page for the whole chain!!

 

[Lechat]

Does anyone else think it’s really stupid to post your babies full name and dob on the internet? It’s so wild to me !

Same along with the date of birth… like just giving key personal info away?!

 

[drag]

The pregnancy is an exciting time for her and her parents…and what about Vik? Or does she not care about the man cos literally any of the previous men would’ve sufficed?

None of this makes any sense? Who is the ‘we’ she’s referring to? Her parents? Her team? Does not seem like it’s him?

 

[sweetiexoxoxo]

She's turned into a proper cookie cutter influencer in that time. I suspect she's had something injected in her face as the influencer-y smoulders and permanently raised eyebrows in her recent oner haul is just not it.

 

[abcdsb7]

Why has she gone to Barcelona to sit in her hotel room and work?

 

[Lechat]

I was using those Frida mom disposable shorts with a massive pad in for about a fortnight! Agree the timeline is weird. I wonder if she had him a week or two back?

 

[Papadontpreach]

Getting excited by showing the evolve festival spaces but to me the main hall she is gushing over just has some banners and lights? Wow how amazing...
Then get the usual load of buzzwords around "immersive experiences". Should have a game of cliche bingo.

So baffled by her stories, totally agree that the main hall was literally some banners with the trainer’s faces on?! I’ve never known someone to be as impressed with themself as she is

 

[Imah]

I can’t get over how much she is posting and just up and about like normal no baby in sight. Timeline has got to be off because even the most vapid of influencers gives it a week or two

 

[sweetiexoxoxo]

Oh look, yet another physique update talking about how unhappy she is with how her body looks. So much for not focusing on how your body looks. She only took a week off the gym, it's unlikely your body is even going to change that much, and why does it matter if you're getting the rest that you deserve from the BURNOUT that you inevitably brought upon yourself? Whether she's bloated, untrained etc the point is she's still thin. And just constantly posts these body checking videos as a reminder that yes she is thin yes she has abs. Look at me! I have abs even when I don't gym for a week! But remember *familia*, don't focus on your appearance!!

 

[NumptymeNumptyyou]

I mean seriously

It's either photos of her tits or ass it's only selling points she has, even everyone is saying all designs have been done before.

She has a brilliant new material is it lycra.

 

[Runforestrun]

Baby is here, must have been an elective section. Well before her due date too, couldn’t risk stretch marks and she’d squeezed as much pregnancy content out as she could!

 

[sweetiexoxoxo]

Can't believe how in the light of her chronic pancreatitis, she is now promoting sunbathing and showing off her tan. Excuse me but tanning is actually skin damage caused by UVB rays and it can actually lead to skin cancers like melanomas. Says she promotes health and longevity, it's all smoke and mirrors.

 

[NumptymeNumptyyou]

at least the pieces i have from oner are good quality, so for me that's already worth it, rather than something you'd have to throw out quickly.

From the oner Reddit and other places the quality has dropped significantly recently.

 

[Vegasbaby]

I’ve had to unfollow her a while ago. Constantly trying to flog her app/clothing etc it all gets so repetitive!

 

[xcupcakex]

at everyone fawning over Krissy making her out to be the victim.

Calling someone you barely know a fucking psycho is rude, even if ‘joking’. I’m imaging my reaction if someone said that to me for whatever reason.

Exactly!

People are like ‘we all know what Krissy is like’ or ‘we know her so well’ no, you don’t know her at all

 

[eenyweeny]

So much for keeping her next relationship private!

 

[noseyyyparker21]

Is that her actual skin on her latest instagram reel or is it a filter?
So smoooooth! If it's real, I need to know these secrets

Money x

 

[Hasanah123]

oop we have krissy on a fatphobic, ableist monologue today on how fat the population are...and how she wants to be the superwoman to turn that on its head. Yes someone who picks out colours of her newest leggings and writes generic training programs is now suddenly an expert in global health and wants to tackle the "obesity crisis" because she's still stuck in the age-old myth that high weight = unhealthy. Thin people get diabetes and cardiovascular disease too. High BMI is not an accurate indicator of adiposity levels. A clothing business owner cannot single handedly eradicate obesity. lol

She sounds like she just discovered about WHO and why is she giving stats for the US?

This topic is way out of her league

 

[sweetiexoxoxo]

She's so so obsessed with her body, it's sad. What happened to excercising to feel healthy and keep your hearting pumping?

exactly! Fitness can only improve your health by so much. Even someone like Krissy who exercises religiously and eats the same amounts as a preteen can still have a cancer scare. What she's promoting isn't health at all. It's toxic comparisons, probably originating from a desire for her physique (and to a lesser extent, strength) to be desired by other women.