Kirk Norcross

[Tea and Toast]

He's mixed it up a bit today . .
Started his funky 2 step with a handstand
Makes me laugh how he does the same limited moves regardless of what song is playing. ..
The shooting imaginary guns upwards is a particular favourite as is the over spinned spin, today he over spun by ½ a turn ( still trying to style it out)
Oh Kirk as cringy as it is. .
I do laugh

 

[Staple]

He probably gave her the impression he had toms of money and he hasn’t got a pot to piss in but just maxing the credit cards for the insta life.

They both seem toxic as fuck and need to stay away from each other. Quite telling that EVERYTHING is her fault, he hasn’t done anything at all wrong.

 

[Kebab girl]

Would love to hear her side of things

 

[harveydean]

I actually thought his mum looked like she'd dabbled in hard drugs over the years ( wouldn't have mentioned it if HE hadn't got personal about Ellie)

I too, cannot stand when someone says their child/parent etc are their best friend. . Its all for effect.

Those deep deep wrinkles, I wonder if they are the knock on effect of having botox/filler in the past? He's had teeth and hair. .. and a nose job hasn't he?

Anyway, funny how now he has a "lady" in his life, his halo is slipping again . .

She looks like Jade Goody’s mum. Funny as his dad aged so well!

Im sure she’s a lovely person though.

The mask slips with him and you can see a really nasty side.

 

[ComeSitNextToMe]

He’s on onlyfans now

 

[Tea and Toast]

Another photo of lil Miss heart face . .
He's like a 14 year old, we get it that you're getting ya willy wet Kirk . .
No.one.cares

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Trouble in paradise

 

[Iamthebosun]

One of them must only be good at sex if it's make up sex and the other one keeps starting petty fights to get the good sex.

 

[Disneylover]

I just wanted to say Kirk is a gorgeous man, inside and out. I just love how spiritual he is, and deep. Ohhh if I was 10 years younger, and not married of course

He does seem a good lad, did you watch him on Loose Women when it was Mick’s anniversary? I don’t watch that trash but had to watch the clip on YouTube. He was so strong and did so well, heartbreaking to watch and he did it to raise awareness.
I‘d much rather have Kirk than half of the knobs from Towie

 

[Tea and Toast]

Hes doing that telling us but not telling us, someone's stayed over last night
Date night food photo, extra dog in the garden and 2 plates of breakfast this morning.

Im heading over to the off topic thread "what gives you the ick"
Guarantee, there'll be "Stayed over at my dates house and he got up in the morning and started sock footed, bare chested, dancing, badly!" AND recorded it!!

 

[youwhatdahlinn]

I’m actually gobsmacked and disgusted that he’s not mentioned a single thing about his friend’s daughter passing away, such a selfish prick!! As long as he’s happy, that’s all that matters!!

and yes, can definitely seem the similarities between her and Jess Wright. He does seem to get some beautiful ladies, somehow!

I completely agree, all Kirk thinks about is Kirk. He only ever does things to portray himself in a good light.

Funny how he was the one who initially set up the go fund me, something to which would have made people go "oh isn't Kirk lovely doing this for his friends daughter" etc etc, but I can see straight through him.

From what I've seen, it would not surprise me if he has always been secretly very jealous of Joe. Joe has the perfect little family unit, the childhood sweetheart wife, their daughter, the successful business, and most of all, Joe comes across as a lovely genuine person, something Kirk can't relate to in thee slightest.

Kirk has only (in my eyes) stayed remotely relevant in recent years because of his dad's death, and how he turned to drugs and alcohol to cope with that. But how can he now possibly compare that to the utterly tragic passing of Joe's daughter. He can't.

Id say he's quietly always been in competition with him, and now the only thing he "has" over him, is his new found happiness, whilst they are going through hell. It's disgusting to me that he's chosen this week, of all times, to bleat on about how happy his new partner makes him. If it was me, and my "best friends" child had just passed in such a way, I'd be straight down there and giving them as much support as I possibly could, staying off social media, not trying to flog some cheap piece of Temu crap for his amazing new partner.
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Also - someone correct me if I'm wrong but..

Isn't it funny how his ridiculous morning dance routine videos all but stopped as soon as Joe + his daughter started doing the dancing for Joules videos?

 

[Death2unicorns]

Thoughts on the mums reasons?

to me it looks a lot like she seen an opportunity to trap him, he has family money, doesn’t his dad own that nightclub in Essex? She probably thought he has decent funds so oops she might as well forget to take her pill, but unfortunately it doesn’t work out as well as she hoped as her baby comes along but in a matter of weeks another girl has had the same idea lol, Kirk the idiot needs to use some protection, so I think she’s then got a massive cob on and stopped him from seeing the baby. It’s not a good enough reason at all, its a spiteful and childish reason and Kirk probably gave up a bit too readily as he had another baby on the way anyway, the whole thing is a mess and people should give it longer then 5 minutes before getting pregnant to someone

 

[Lucylou58]

Annnnnnnd they have gone again, paired with a quote. Honestly this is so entertaining!

 

[whyhellothere83]

He is one of the most cringe people I’ve ever known to be online. How embarrassing!!!!

 

[harveydean]

He’s such a bully! Why would he care if someone called his dancing cringe - I thought he’s meant to be resilient?

His attitude around women is disgusting.

 

[Kebab girl]

he is not squeaky clean. He is a control freak.

 

[Tea and Toast]

Anyone listen to the insta live earlier? Him and that other guy chazza. What a pair of muppets.
I logged on to insta and it was live so I clicked in, right on the part where he(Kirk) was saying he was doing a long drive and had two wanks in the car on the way. They then proceed to talk about the size of their dicks (cause they’ve sent each other pics as you do) and how Kirk is so big. Kirk trying to be all modest like oh I don’t think it is. Chazza was saying Kirk’s is 12 inches his is 8 (they’ve measured).
It’s no wonder he loves such a sad life, he is a fucking bell end.

Ughhh. . What a dick ( literally)
I'm sooooo glad I didn't hear that.
I knew he fancied himself, those photos he takes in the gym mirror ~ he often gives himself a lil tug to make it stand out, lowers his pants to show his groin etc and his morning "dance" was purposely done in pants so you could see it bouncing around.
I know these fellas try and be motivational/supportive of each other but "You've got a bigger dick than mine" just isn't the 1!
s

 

[youwhatdahlinn]

This whole morning "dance" thing . .
It's got fuck all to do with being motivational or cheering people up.
It's all about fancying himself . .
He's unwatchable at this point 🫣

100% this!
He also does it for the all the saddo's who will be replying something along the lines of "great moves kirk " which he'd never reply to of course, it's all an ego trip for him

 

[charlied0106]

I love how he's made sure we know it was his decision (apparently) and he wasn't dumped

 

[Tea and Toast]

Hahaha, I was cringing throughout the festival stories, especially the one where the bald geezer was suggesting him and his new Mrs were at it in the portaloos


If that is the case, that's bloody awful on her part for being romantically involved with him.

It's well documented how Kirk has struggled with in the past, so in my opinion, a current user (whether its used recreationally or not) shouldnt be anywhere near a person in recovery, let alone dating them. From personal experience, it could unravel for him very quickly if she were to use in front of him one day & he thinks "fuck it - one won't hurt" and then he'll back back at square one with regards to his addictions.

I hope he doesn't hit the "fuck it" button and relapse ~ as much as he grinds my gears, as the daughter of an addict, I'd hate to see him throw his sobriety etc away.