Surprised this woman doesn't get more comments
She's an absolute walloper! She thinks her meals are worthy of sharing, the way she describes things wrongly all the time makes me laugh too....
She calls chopping anything "dicing" it not realising dicing means small square shapes.......like a dice
She calls stock pots stock cubes.....clearly doesn't understand the concept of a cube or is able to read packets
She always says add "one thousand mililitres of water" err a litre then kezza?
She chopped a load of tomatoes smallish and said she "quartered them" a quarter isfpur pieces you muppet
She says "litter bit" instead of little bit
She always says "a generous amount" when dishing up tiny portions, six sausages fed all four of them apparently, nowt generous about that ya tight waff.
All her meals look watery and undercooked, who puts raw sausages in a slow cooker? Brown them you wally!!
huge clue in the name Kezza......to dice is to cut food into small cubes you wally!
don't get me wrong, she looks great, but....!
