Another one needs to fuck off and fuck off again,She won’t be bed bound if there is the opening of an envelope to attend
Talking of which......Now she's doing the ole backgrid holiday bikini shots looking like a pork joint round the middle, but saying she's lost 2.5 stone. She even tried to lie and say she had cellulitis because her legs are fat. Surprised she doesn't have a longer thread here, the woman is definitely one of the pricey pack of skank cunts.
An expert in how not to do it, perhaps.YOU WHAT>??
Kerry Katona viral for being brought onto GMB as a 'parenting expert'
Kerry Katona went viral on Twitter on Monday for being brought onto Good Morning Britain as a 'parenting expert.'www.dailymail.co.uk
That would be Katie Price as well as Kerry.An expert in how not to do it, perhaps.
And don’t forget……let your school aged teenager take your OF pics.Kerry’s top tips:
1. Make sure if you do take drugs you do it in a safe place, like your bathroom so your kids can still hear you if they need you.
2. Sell any moment of your life possible to the rags so that it makes school life for your kids as awesome as possible, the more porn you make the more parties your kids will be invited to!
3. If your kids are bullied due to your fabulous parenting style make sure you remove them from the school but let the press know it’s due to bullying so that their new schoolmates are fully aware and don’t need to read up on her prior to starting a new term.
4. Spend like you’ve not got a credit limit because there are no consequences. You can still go on holiday once a month, get lipo and drive a Lambo because that’s how bankruptcies work! Keep doing it repeatedly and don’t worry about the creditors they’ll get on with it!
5. If in doubt pile on the pounds because you will always get a cover in Hello or OK about how you love your new curves, then how you need to lose weight then a free boot camp then a spread on your new look then you can’t keep up with the diet and you’re happier a bit heavier and repeat…
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