Kerry Katona #2

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She might have had 'great bits' back in the day, but really, that's all she was - a big pair of bits with a big gob. And that's what she is now, probably still on the marching powder and lurching from one knuckle dragger to another when the sheets haven't cooled down from the last one. Neglected her kids for years, spent their formative years off her box and blames 'our mam, our Bryyian, our Mark, our George, the media' blah blah blah. And now she's getting her daughter to post videos of her meaty minge on Only Fans. Emily Pankhurst and Jane Austen will see her as the ultimate female role model.....
 
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Goodness me 🙄😳... I couldn't stand her before, but now my thinking is even lower - what a self indulgent twit she is. The speech is all over the place, can still barely understand her and that's with my hearing aides in 😂🤣...

Bryan should have been the next Robbie Williams 😂🤣😁.... Can't abide Bryan either. Both of them deserved each other.

She plays this part well, I'll give her that - she knows what will sell and what will bring her attention. It was mentioned a few times that Bryan hates her talking about their time together - but "it's my story" - for Molly and Lily-Sue's benefit wouldn't you keep your gob shut? It's old news, no one gives a 💩 that Bryan got a blow job on his stag do.

It's all old ground - Kerry has luckily found a way to make a living, and she continues to do so on this hash of her past. I don't know how anyone can warm to her - I have huge empathy for an underdog or anyone that has a hard life, but along with KP and Kerry, I can't abide them. They use people and situations. She'll still be telling this crap when she's 80.

Listening to what her Mother was like, how she could have let her kids be around her I don't know. There's is no way I would have done that. The Mother is a right piece of work.

But still I watched, and I'll watch the next episode, cos I'm a sad witch 🙄😂...
 
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Goodness me 🙄😳... I couldn't stand her before, but now my thinking is even lower - what a self indulgent twit she is. The speech is all over the place, can still barely understand her and that's with my hearing aides in 😂🤣...

Bryan should have been the next Robbie Williams 😂🤣😁.... Can't abide Bryan either. Both of them deserved each other.

She plays this part well, I'll give her that - she knows what will sell and what will bring her attention. It was mentioned a few times that Bryan hates her talking about their time together - but "it's my story" - for Molly and Lily-Sue's benefit wouldn't you keep your gob shut? It's old news, no one gives a 💩 that Bryan got a blow job on his stag do.

It's all old ground - Kerry has luckily found a way to make a living, and she continues to do so on this hash of her past. I don't know how anyone can warm to her - I have huge empathy for an underdog or anyone that has a hard life, but along with KP and Kerry, I can't abide them. They use people and situations. She'll still be telling this crap when she's 80.

Listening to what her Mother was like, how she could have let her kids be around her I don't know. There's is no way I would have done that. The Mother is a right piece of work.

But still I watched, and I'll watch the next episode, cos I'm a sad witch 🙄😂...
Molly and Lily will be mortified knowing that the stag do blow job cost him 15k and all kerry got for a blow job was a pair of shoes
 
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Molly and Lily will be mortified knowing that the stag do blow job cost him 15k and all kerry got for a blow job was a pair of shoes
15k 😳🙄... And all the time she was still going to Iceland for her prawn rings and party food 😳😂...

Couldn't she just just stfu about the ex - 2 kids with him, they must be sick to death of hearing it, knowing it must bring agg to them from him, telling them to tell her to shut her mouth... But "it's her story, her truth".... Only way to still earn coin more like.

Vile. She's absolute vile.
 
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15k 😳🙄... And all the time she was still going to Iceland for her prawn rings and party food 😳😂...

Couldn't she just just stfu about the ex - 2 kids with him, they must be sick to death of hearing it, knowing it must bring agg to them from him, telling them to tell her to shut her mouth... But "it's her story, her truth".... Only way to still earn coin more like.

Vile. She's absolute vile.
Doesn't Kerry flog her prawn ring on OF these days? 😂😂
 
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The problem with Kerry and a host of other instadicks is they had their 15 mins of fame about 20+ years ago but social media has allowed them to keep a following. Whereas back in the day she’d have vanished from sight and been forced to get a proper job rather than selling her new guy, moving in, getting engaged, trying for a baby, wedding, breaking up, broken heart, start again….
 
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The problem with Kerry and a host of other instadicks is they had their 15 mins of fame about 20+ years ago but social media has allowed them to keep a following. Whereas back in the day she’d have vanished from sight and been forced to get a proper job rather than selling her new guy, moving in, getting engaged, trying for a baby, wedding, breaking up, broken heart, start again….
Absolutely spot on! Social media has a lot to answer for, artificially extending the shelf lives of these grebs.
 
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She’s a vile individual who should learn to keep her legs shut! Just like her mate swanky! Appalling parent!
 
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I'll admit from watching the pod, I hadn't known of the "legs apart" photos.. Her Mother is an utter sleaze, wouldn't be surprised if they were Mother/Daughter dirty pics.
 
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15k 😳🙄... And all the time she was still going to Iceland for her prawn rings and party food 😳😂...

Couldn't she just just stfu about the ex - 2 kids with him, they must be sick to death of hearing it, knowing it must bring agg to them from him, telling them to tell her to shut her mouth... But "it's her story, her truth".... Only way to still earn coin more like.

Vile. She's absolute vile.
Those poor kids. Who now both live in Ireland away from her
 

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I'll admit from watching the pod, I hadn't known of the "legs apart" photos.. Her Mother is an utter sleaze, wouldn't be surprised if they were Mother/Daughter dirty pics.
Or a 3sum with mark her mum's dealer and I am sure sue was dating mark before kerry. I know kerry knew no better but she has gone full circle with her daughter taking pics of her for only fans
 
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Those poor kids. Who now both live in Ireland away from her
We are waiting to hear if swank shuts her gross cakehole about her legions of Exes when Trollops on Tour kicks off.
We'll see who got an Injuction slapped on her by who doesn't get dragged through the tit
 
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We are waiting to hear if swank shuts her gross cakehole about her legions of Exes when Trollops on Tour kicks off.
We'll see who got an Injuction slapped on her by who doesn't get dragged through the tit
I am surprised it is still going ahead. Kerry has just done this podcast which was so long they had to make it into two parts. What else can ahe say? Maybe the timing of this podcast is because maybe swank has been silenced? I hope so
 
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I am surprised it is still going ahead. Kerry has just done this podcast which was so long they had to make it into two parts. What else can ahe say? Maybe the timing of this podcast is because maybe swank has been silenced? I hope so
Or maybe it's because swank has got this Numba Wun Singul and Kezzz is jellus? 🤣 She's got to find a way of competing you see.
 
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Or maybe it's because swank has got this Numba Wun Singul and Kezzz is jellus? 🤣 She's got to find a way of competing you see.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh yes I got choo number 1 in i tunes chart 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bleeping idiot. kerry she is more talented n liked than swank. Last year panto proved that plus the only fans numbers. I think kerry the only person willing to work with swank.
 
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh yes I got choo number 1 in i tunes chart 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bleeping idiot. kerry she is more talented n liked than swank. Last year panto proved that plus the only fans numbers. I think kerry the only person willing to work with swank.
swank also tried to get a young Woman kicked off the panto as the young woman got close to a bloke in panto swanky was fuming as she was after him.
 
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swank also tried to get a young Woman kicked off the panto as the young woman got close to a bloke in panto swanky was fuming as she was after him.
Oh I forgot about that. Yes I am sure they are going to sack a professional cos swank wants to get her leg over. The audacity of the smelly corpse is unbelievable. I can't even go on that thread due to the kittens situation Dolly 💔
 
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Listening to the podcast now, her childhood is similar to mine, it was horrendous but listening to her talk is still really annoying. It’s like she’s really feeling it for affect and her horrible laugh… I feel mean and judgmental . It’s obviously her way of talking, but it’s grating
 
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