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Always off her cake. Don't know who's the more prolific junkie, her or westcrack.
or swanky pwice!

So the latest appears to be that she wants Baby Number 6 according to some bog-roll interview :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
Hopefully she's as barren as swanky is......................;
 
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or swanky pwice!

So the latest appears to be that she wants Baby Number 6 according to some bog-roll interview :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
Hopefully she's as barren as swanky is......................;
How could I forget kipper! The tawdry trio. They're all husks, clearly all gone through the menopause 😂 only babies they're having now are grand babies.
 
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I don’t understand how she didn’t lose her kids during the Mark period. I saw a clip of the MTV documentary from then and she was grinding her jaw and off her chops the whole time! That poor nanny seemed to be the only one not on class A drugs
 
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I don’t understand how she didn’t lose her kids during the Mark period. I saw a clip of the MTV documentary from then and she was grinding her jaw and off her chops the whole time! That poor nanny seemed to be the only one not on class A drugs
I think I remember this. Kraken didn’t want to get up so wasn’t going to take the kids to school, after an argument with mark she storms out and leaves the documentary maker alone in the house with the little boy.

A couple of days later she has a new tv crew filming a fluff piece and the documentary maker is just locked out and never spoken to again.
 
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Molly cracks me up 🤣

You can tell how little she parented those children....her eldest daughter has a very strong Irish accent, which she would not have if she was living with Kerry! She was living with Brian's parents in Dublin, while he f**ked off to Australia with Delta Goodrem. Those 2 eldest had tit parents!
 
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Love her accent! Thank
To no one’s surprise the KK/KP Love Fest tour has been cancelled, the UK is healing….

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Even Kezza couldn't face the idea of two months in-the-road with swank after that panto fiasco at Christmas - you could see from videos at the time that Kezza was not enjoying having to prop-up the useless swank who can neither sing/dance/act
As to the "childcare commitments" - what balls! She has NONE living with her any more which makes you wonder just HOW BAD it was chez swank when Kokey still has her brood???
 
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Love her accent! Thank

Even Kezza couldn't face the idea of two months in-the-road with swank after that panto fiasco at Christmas - you could see from videos at the time that Kezza was not enjoying having to prop-up the useless swank who can neither sing/dance/act
As to the "childcare commitments" - what balls! She has NONE living with her any more which makes you wonder just HOW BAD it was chez swank when Kokey still has her brood???
Are the kids back with her ex Kieran? Last I knew was that they were taken off him and back with monster price.
 
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Was katie forced out? Both need the money so surely if either side was dreading it, they'd still put up with it for the payout?
 
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Are the kids back with her ex Kieran? Last I knew was that they were taken off him and back with monster price.
Kieran doesn't have the children either - they live with his mother - but he has access as does the swank and hopefully more than she does!
Co-incidentally swank has used this "childcare" bull to back out of this crappy Trrollops-on-Tour nonsense which is pretty incredible considering the children were removed from her a year ago now.

Kieran lost the kids fter all those times she called the police on him with all sorts of barmy allegations the police had to investigate, each one had to be examined to reach the conclusion they were the workings of rabid, warped mind, so the children went to their Gran as a safe option in the interim. Presumably they'll go back to their father at some stage but at least they have been taken away from swank for THE SECOND TIME - they were removed once before but she snatched them back by refusing to return them after a holiday She held them hostage for two years!

Like I said, it only makes you wonder what hell those littlies went through with swank when Kokey still has hers.
 
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I see Kokey has another new bloke - some muscle-bound lunk she met on Celebs Go Dating & BFF swanky is going to explode with jealousy when she sees him.
In fact she'll probably offer him a spot of tampon-fishing when Kezza goes to the kitchen to fetch the wine.......................
 
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I see Kokey has another new bloke - some muscle-bound lunk she met on Celebs Go Dating & BFF swanky is going to explode with jealousy when she sees him.
In fact she'll probably offer him a spot of tampon-fishing when Kezza goes to the kitchen to fetch the wine.......................
Another stunt rooster wanting free turkey teeth, the last victim was fitted with Shergar's :eek:
 
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She really can’t be without a fella can she? Needy bleep! Prob another baby Daddy to add to the mix!
 
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