Keeping Kate

ChubClubThug · Jul 31, 2019

If she wants 4 children quite close together she's in for the shock of her life. She can hardly cope with this one. What sane person worries about their child's "nickname"

She's not even in nursery yet... Does she not read back/view things she's posted & think...actually I sound a bit of gob there? Because she reallllly needs to

Cantstandspanj · Jul 31, 2019

The more I see of Kate the more concerned I become for future generations! How is this woman a teacher?! She hasn’t a clue!

Poor Ev’

There’s no hope for her, such a shame!

Ted1 · Jul 31, 2019

Is it Ev, Eva or Evelyn??? Pathetic woman, i feel sorry for your child when she wont have a clue what her name actually is

Wowwwwwwwww · Jul 31, 2019

Ted1 said:
Is it Ev, Eva or Evelyn??? Pathetic woman, i feel sorry for your child when she wont have a clue what her name actually is

She can’t hear her name anyway, #headbandgate

Wambam · Jul 31, 2019

Ted1 said:
Is it Ev, Eva or Evelyn??? Pathetic woman, i feel sorry for your child when she wont have a clue what her name actually is

We’ve got an Evelyn in our retirement home she’s defo gonna be an ev’

People_I_tolerate · Jul 31, 2019

So bloating and in need of healthy food that the first thing she’s doing is ordering a Chinese?

Oh and traumatic journey home.

Can’t wait to hear about that.

Ted1 · Jul 31, 2019

Ooh, lets get back from hols and post a pic in my underwear whilst waiting on a chinese takeaway!! You absolute tit of a woman posting yet another self obsessed posed photo to get a reaction. Just f**k off and go order another headband

Wowwwwwwwww · Jul 31, 2019

Ted1 said:
Ooh, lets get back from hols and post a pic in my underwear whilst waiting on a chinese takeaway!! You absolute tit of a woman posting yet another self obsessed posed photo to get a reaction. Just f**k off and go order another headband

ATTENTION SEEKING HEADBAND witch

Jessiesaysit · Jul 31, 2019

She was definitely ready for pumping or wired up to it on her recent story, making it clear to everyone she had a nursing bra on. I’d put money on a picture of her and the pump appearing before the night is out.

Ted1 · Jul 31, 2019

Trying to burn calories before she fills her large face with chinese the greedy duck!!

Lou1490 · Jul 31, 2019

Jessiesaysit said:
She was definitely ready for pumping or wired up to it on her recent story, making it clear to everyone she had a nursing bra on. I’d put money on a picture of her and the pump appearing before the night is out.

Did anyone notice she didn’t post any pictures of herself pumping whilst on holiday

she must have had a peek on here and realised she made herself look a complete twit when she got of the plane and started pumping straight away! I can just picture her now sat round the pool pumping, let’s face it she will pump anywhereeee. I exclusively pumped my baby as she wouldn’t take the boob and I couldn’t imagine throwing my pump on in the middle of Starbucks

Mancnet · Jul 31, 2019

I really don't understand the morons that tell her she's an inspiration! An inspiration to do what?!?! Try and fail at yet another diet.

She only pumps (not breastfeeds despite her recent posts) because she got extra WW points (and you get practically double) for doing so. As soon as she had to reduce her points she couldnt stick to plan.

Kate if you do read, get a grip, stop posing in your minging underwear and focus on enjoying life and having a bit of balance.

Her orange beaming moon face is just so bloody annoying!!!!

long-time-lurker · Jul 31, 2019

Letter to her daughter??? Always wanted to do one..

I’m 99.99999% sure she already wrote one on her old blog???

But now she’s a “girl about town” or whatever the duck that is meant to be.. She now writes EV a letter?!

What the actual...

Noname123 · Jul 31, 2019

“After a traumatic journey home” - of course!!! Because our princess Kate could never have a normal run of the mill journey. I’m sure it was an absolute rollercoaster from start to finish bless her. Perhaps her pump didn’t work or maybe Ev’s headband was misplaced along the way? Who knows? Find out in tonight’s episode of shut the duck up you absolute moron x

Ted1 · Jul 31, 2019

Shes such a sad duck

Beadyeye · Jul 31, 2019

I would always pronounce the name as Eve-lyn not EV-lin
Ev reminds me of Shirley and Heather from eastenders

OI EV

Swipe Up! · Jul 31, 2019

Beadyeye said:
I would always pronounce the name as Eve-lyn not EV-lin
Ev reminds me of Shirley and Heather from eastenders OI EV

I would pronounce it Ev-lin

Lexi_58836 · Jul 31, 2019

Beadyeye said:
I would always pronounce the name as Eve-lyn not EV-lin
Ev reminds me of Shirley and Heather from eastenders OI EV

Ah My daughter is Evelyn and we pronounce it Ev-e-lyn but she’s often called eve-lyn by others. My 2 year old can’t say it so calls her Elin but we all shorten to Ev too

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Swipe Up! · Jul 31, 2019

Mrs_B said:
Ah My daughter is Evelyn and we pronounce it Ev-e-lyn but she’s often called eve-lyn by others. My 2 year old can’t say it so calls her Elin but we all shorten to Ev too .

Yeah I would say Ev-e-Lyn too. “Eve-Lyn” wouldn’t be my first pronunciation. Just how it is I supppse.
Elin is cute though

Butterfly_rising · Aug 1, 2019

Evelyn, I wrote you a really intimate letter for you to read on your 18th.

That's lovely mum, that's so special. Something just for us.

You're welcome, but by the way, the whole of the internet has already read it because I wanted more likes.