Kdawg #13 Pandy’s No Stunning, He’s a 3ft Catfish & Fat Frankie’s Still Reeking of BO & Stale Pish

[beebee789]

Well done to @Cass_25 for the thread title.

Thread 12 is over. Who is she? We don't know her.

In honour of this new thread, I present to you the Tatty Wives' most requested musical moment of the century. It's Professional Singer, Artist, Bodybuilder etc Avon's Christmas Single.



In the words of Old Man Avon, here we gaaoow.

xo

 

[DeeDeeMcFarlaneXXX]

Oh fuck

 

[Cass_25]

Somebody needs to let her know about how many folk have snuffed it . Her phoning the polis using her buzzer phone telling them some bam on the pips out to get her by lighting a candle fae Aldi will be superb

 

[beebee789]

Happy Halloween to Tayto's Resident Spooky Witch. We all look so fetching in our wee hats.

This time last year, The Witches Are Back was on repeat. Still, better than Jojo.

 

[Cass_25]

That’s Mathew Perry from Friends away

 

[Cass_25]

Cheerio big man

 

[Ell87]

I've been sent, Katie and Nicola were spotted in tubbees ...woman called them "they sluts aff tiktok"
A govan hairy in her late 40's, brown hair, khaki jacket...I think we've to find her

 

[Cass_25]

I've been sent, Katie and Nicola were spotted in tubbees ...woman called them "they sluts aff tiktok"
A govan hairy in her late 40's, brown hair, khaki jacket...I think we've to find her

I’m howling at her going she didn’t even have her chebs oot like she normally does & was still called a slut fae tiktok she said she couldn’t deny it was her as she had her spice girl shoes on

 

[Cass_25]

I hope Kdawg is ok. Anyone who speaks with her please tell her I am thinking about her and hope she is well. x

I heard from her earlier, hadn’t heard anything for weeks but noticed earlier I’d a mail from the other day asking for a link to the fact freaks Diadro youtube, she’s been busy dog sitting & is doing her best to keep well. Said she didny kill Mathew Perry, has never watched Friends…aye that’s exactly wit a serial celeb killer wid say
Wish she’d come back live I miss listening to her rambling a lot of shite late at night when I’m catching up with work.

 

[Rolandtherat]

Waiting on the big man coming on ranting caravan Tracey style that a witch has put a spell on her

 

[Rolandtherat]

It's fucking 9 o'clock on a Saturday morning and yeez are aw inspecting some cunts dick wit is wrang way uz. Can uz no be normal and just have a wee long lie on a weekend. Bunch of hoors

 

[Cass_25]

They’ve went oot for Maureen Muirheids birthday it looks like Maureen was a no show freezing outside & they two crackpots are away for slush puppies & ice cream, they are no well

 

[Cass_25]

Avons totally one of those roasters who’s family aww hate them so they tell them they can sing & encourage them to go audition for the Xfactor so they can be publicly humiliated on the telly .
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I’m buckelled at Ben sending every cunt er here to listen to Avons masterpiece

 

[specialK21]

RIP Shane McGowan. Just waiting on K coming on live blaring fairytale of New York n firing ping pong balls fae her nanny in memory of the recently departed.

 

[Cass_25]

Chicken Abbie saying she’s nothing to do wae Cher, she was crawling up Chers arse no long ago throwing all her benefits at her . Nicola was oot her bush there, she said she’s with KD & KD was away to her bed out her road , nae wunner

 

[Cass_25]

Happy Birthday

 

[rainbow2022]

Nicolas got a video up of her n k at a farm they seen someone on a scooter n shouted … hi Susan you gone to get ur milk I’m buckled

 

[beebee789]

Dick or Finger might be this years Blue or Gold Dress.

 

[juicysmooyay]

It gets better, Ben & Chicken Abbie said there’s a version of Avon rapping the song

Och ye know what’s happened there, she’s sent that horrific song and wee KD, in her wisdom, has said nah just rap it, and that deluded Avon cunt took it literally 🫠x

 

[Rolandtherat]

Canny cope with her told her I'd watch the dancing dug documentary and I forgot All about it so that's me getting hexed noo nae doubt