I honestly wish she had released this at the same time as Katy's. I guarantee it would go at least #10 in most places.
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It's inoffensive at least. Although were to play this song in a pub quiz and ask them to name the year it came out you'd be hard pressed to get it right. It sounds just like all her other stuff from throughout the years.
Sounds like Love Island music.
Does anyone else cringe when looking at her candid Tiktok or Instagram clips? She's lost a lot of weight and clearly wants to show it off but there's some real uncanny valley going on with her face. It looks pinched for lack of a better word? It doesn't look like any cosmetic surgery side effect that you can immediately put your finger on, but there's something unnatural about it which makes you immediately want to look away. Or maybe she looks her age and the juxtaposition of an old face on a very exposed body feels jarring. Either way, I think that plays a big role in the album flop as well. When people look at Taylor Swift or other artists, your initial reaction is not to look away, whereas with KP it's almost like second hand embarrassment for the "vibes" being wrong.
@GalaxyCake yeah… it feels body shame-y but you’ve summarised my feelings here too. Like she looks fantastic but I absolutely don’t want to see it, it’s weird.
Yes this. There's nothing to shame imo because she looks great. However something about it feels off, I just get a strong uncanny valley feeling like I want to look away even though there's nothing objectively wrong. Being an aging pop star isn't the issue either...Madonna, Kesha, Britney are all older and enjoy revealing outfits but nothing there triggers an ick like with KP.
Thankfully Kamala already has a song.
The stringy hair extensions are also nagl, they look very dated.
As she's clearly someone who's very body/ looks orientated, I was genuinely surprised when I saw a video earlier and she has seriously wonky lower teeth! Never noticed before, but very strange for an American star to have teeth like that!
I noticed too - finally a redeeming quality.
The 2nd hand cringe from watching this...
Those stringy hair extensions and the way she’s always messing with them really gets on my bits. They look terrible.
Seeing her like this makes me uncomfortable too and I can't work out why because I think she's beautiful and she has an amazing body, but it's like the age of her face and body don't match and it makes me unnerved. I don't think she looks 'old' at all, just her age, but her body obviously looks alot younger and I dunno, it's weird. It does feel body-shaming to say so, but I think she's super attractive, it's just a weird uncanny valley situation like someone said above.
I genuinely think it’s the ozempic! I’ve seen pictures of younger people (funnily like Kim Petras) who clearly use it and they have the same uncanny valley situation going on.