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Doesn't she have a £500 Dyson tool that can create waves...? Is she really buying a £25 one she doesn't need just to share an affiliate link?
Agree! The wreath never should have gone up. Just like the door shouldn't have been painted this colour. It clashes with the warmth of the bricks so much. And then the black
The whole house is having an identity crisis. (And so its tiny owner).Speaking of, when do you think Katie is having her little yearly content-improving brainstorming session with Father Gergely, the London's lankiest marketing specialist? A session that will result in no improvement at all but definitely in Katie having the feeling of doom a mere three weeks after?
Small price to pay to live off the money she'll earn through the cookies for the next couple of months
Such an exciting informative Reel 
She's really pushing the posing/filming with closed eyes thing, is it something that youths of social media do these days and she's just coping or what?
So arty, like she's trying to be a Lana del Ray of East London
As per usual, not thought was give to the colour of the copy vs the background.
Descriptions are basic and crap.
Is there non-sweet honey? What do you mean by spices? There are so many! I personally a perfume which a note of black pepper, another one with cardamom, and another one with saffron. They are all spices but all smell differently and can really change a fragrance.
I have tested this one (Nadine Baggott was raving about it) but didn't like it. To me it's one of these "old-lady's-old-lipstick-not-in-a-good-way" fragrances. I like fragrance with iris note, they're often described as lipstick smelling, but this one was just sour and unpleasant.
This from description just sounds like every celebrity fragrance but costs £70 for a 50ml bottle
And what's this drivel in the description?
Ability to suit my mood?
Can't get enough of their olfactory abilities?
She sounds like an intern doing their first copyright job and getting carried away trying to show off and impress.
I wish she did it as a blog post like she did with wedding day perfumes, those pictures were hilarious!
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She's really pushing the posing/filming with closed eyes thing, is it something that youths of social media do these days and she's just coping or what?
So arty, like she's trying to be a Lana del Ray of East London
As per usual, not thought was give to the colour of the copy vs the background.
Descriptions are basic and crap.
Is there non-sweet honey? What do you mean by spices? There are so many! I personally a perfume which a note of black pepper, another one with cardamom, and another one with saffron. They are all spices but all smell differently and can really change a fragrance.
I have tested this one (Nadine Baggott was raving about it) but didn't like it. To me it's one of these "old-lady's-old-lipstick-not-in-a-good-way" fragrances. I like fragrance with iris note, they're often described as lipstick smelling, but this one was just sour and unpleasant.
This from description just sounds like every celebrity fragrance but costs £70 for a 50ml bottle
And what's this drivel in the description?
Ability to suit my mood?
Can't get enough of their olfactory abilities?
She sounds like an intern doing their first copyright job and getting carried away trying to show off and impress.
I wish she did it as a blog post like she did with wedding day perfumes, those pictures were hilarious!
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Some of those bottles look very full to say they're her FAVS.
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Fragrance fanatic, always poses dramatic, if it wasn’t for the affiliate links she’d be living in an attic
Fragrance fanatic, always poses dramatic, if it wasn’t for the affiliate links she’d be living in an attic
OMG so spot on! I am saving it for when we need a new one later
I am having a massive Katie screenshot clearout and found this oldish one from when she went to a wedding without G (which I thought was a bit weird as they seem to be glued at the hip most of the time, but maybe it was a very small wedding (a little wedding?), or she got invited a long time ago, before she got married?).
"I got back to the TINY hotel room". Such a weird thing to say. If you booked it yourself, you must have known what you booked? If it was booked by the bride or groom for you, then it's a bit rude to say something like this?
X-Files Dungeon Files
She saw this texidermied Big Bird at an event and wanted something like this for the dungeon
How can someone who allegedly loves coffee only discover coffee bags now?
Sounds really unappetising. Maybe if she said "slice" or "chunk" of ginger, it would sound more enticing, but "lump" is not selling this to me.
If you ever wonder how she spends her days...
Some old Q&A - there is no way someone was asking about the paint. Interesting that she/they considered postbox red as an alternative. YIKES.
Some old round-up. Do we really need to know that Katie sleeps naked?
Then there was the time she filmed herself doing her hair for a night out...
And ending up putting the her up.
(It does look cute from the side).
More Q&A where the Qs have been sent by Kath. No-one says "where is your lovely round mirror from" in real life LOL
Are people really dying to know how the Whalthamstow's power couple spend their Christmas?
What is she trying to say in the second paragraph? "Looking forward to spending time with my family and G's parents and throughout Xmas break too"?
This jumper is actually cute and I was curious how much it costs considering it was apparently made by a small business...
It actually wasn't that expensive which made me wonder how ethical this small business is. Most jumpers on their website were cheaper than this one. How can a small brand be selling jumpers at £30 a piece? I do wonder if they source the plain jumpers from somewhere cheap and just add the embroidery themselves? Therefore maybe the jumpers are made in sweatshop somewhere? I know £30-40 for a jumper isn't nothing but is the company charging enough to then pay the supplier well, or to even pay your UK based staff the living wage? Not sure.
Why on Earth would you take a picture yourself with such a messy, unattractive background? Something hanging of the handle, keys with tags on them; can see neighbour's back yard
Oh Kafflin, you might have a degree in photography but you really don't have the eye for pictures.
And lastly, remember when she shared an aff link for a brand she no longer buys from? Well, the brand was Boohoo (boohoo, Katie) and it looked nothing like the one she had on in the original picture.
Sorry if this is not that interesting, but I have managed to clear 800 screenshots from my phone (not all Katie, obvs, I am not obssessed).
"I got back to the TINY hotel room". Such a weird thing to say. If you booked it yourself, you must have known what you booked? If it was booked by the bride or groom for you, then it's a bit rude to say something like this?
She saw this texidermied Big Bird at an event and wanted something like this for the dungeon
How can someone who allegedly loves coffee only discover coffee bags now?
Sounds really unappetising. Maybe if she said "slice" or "chunk" of ginger, it would sound more enticing, but "lump" is not selling this to me.
If you ever wonder how she spends her days...
Some old Q&A - there is no way someone was asking about the paint. Interesting that she/they considered postbox red as an alternative. YIKES.
Some old round-up. Do we really need to know that Katie sleeps naked?
Then there was the time she filmed herself doing her hair for a night out...
And ending up putting the her up.
(It does look cute from the side).
More Q&A where the Qs have been sent by Kath. No-one says "where is your lovely round mirror from" in real life LOL
Are people really dying to know how the Whalthamstow's power couple spend their Christmas?
What is she trying to say in the second paragraph? "Looking forward to spending time with my family and G's parents and throughout Xmas break too"?
This jumper is actually cute and I was curious how much it costs considering it was apparently made by a small business...
It actually wasn't that expensive which made me wonder how ethical this small business is. Most jumpers on their website were cheaper than this one. How can a small brand be selling jumpers at £30 a piece? I do wonder if they source the plain jumpers from somewhere cheap and just add the embroidery themselves? Therefore maybe the jumpers are made in sweatshop somewhere? I know £30-40 for a jumper isn't nothing but is the company charging enough to then pay the supplier well, or to even pay your UK based staff the living wage? Not sure.
Why on Earth would you take a picture yourself with such a messy, unattractive background? Something hanging of the handle, keys with tags on them; can see neighbour's back yard
Oh Kafflin, you might have a degree in photography but you really don't have the eye for pictures.
And lastly, remember when she shared an aff link for a brand she no longer buys from? Well, the brand was Boohoo (boohoo, Katie) and it looked nothing like the one she had on in the original picture.
Sorry if this is not that interesting, but I have managed to clear 800 screenshots from my phone (not all Katie, obvs, I am not obssessed).
Re the Emma Warren Design sweatshirt. I believe they buy in the sweatshirts and machine embroider and/or foil transfer the designs on top. Not sure about the origins of the sweatshirts themselves though.
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' the house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a taxidermy mouse;
The vintage hipster wank stockings were hung by the dusty antique ornaments & decomposed flowers with care,
In hopes that St. Geoffolas soon would be there;
Kathleen was nestled all snug in her duvet fort/bed,
While visions of cheese toasties, dildos & bath bombs danc'd in her head,
And Geoffma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our empty brains for a long winter's nap-
When out on the astroturf there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Past the creepy mannequin, and threw up the sash.
The moon was in retrograde behind the snow,
Gave the lustre of sad lumie lights in Walthamstow
…
Which is what I would have said saw if I weren’t wearing heavy duty ear plugs so I can’t hear ppl throwing up
merry Christmas to all, and to all, pls swipe up.
Not a creature was stirring, not even a taxidermy mouse;
The vintage hipster wank stockings were hung by the dusty antique ornaments & decomposed flowers with care,
In hopes that St. Geoffolas soon would be there;
Kathleen was nestled all snug in her duvet fort/bed,
While visions of cheese toasties, dildos & bath bombs danc'd in her head,
And Geoffma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our empty brains for a long winter's nap-
When out on the astroturf there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Past the creepy mannequin, and threw up the sash.
The moon was in retrograde behind the snow,
Gave the lustre of sad lumie lights in Walthamstow
…
Which is what I would have said saw if I weren’t wearing heavy duty ear plugs so I can’t hear ppl throwing up
merry Christmas to all, and to all, pls swipe up.
The best yet!I hope you're all having a gorgeous little Christmas
Lol what were you thinking Jeff?
Reminded me of someone
Kathleen’s Xmas prezzie from Geeyh
Which one is it Kath, 3 or 4?
The Christmas round up was as wanky as you would have expected it to be. Wtf was they doing? Keep it as a private joke if it’s so funny, u both look like a couple of pillocks
Re the outfit ideas: on reflection, it's quite an achievement to be as smol as Katalin, and still find clothes which are too small/short.
Definitely belongs in cannot be unseen category
You mean this stuff?
Definitely belongs in cannot be unseen category
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