Katie Price #382 Skanky's gone and done a runner, she's in deep, what a bummer!

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May 3rd .... Hmmmm ... got a feeling this was decided after the judge was informed the bitch was already at the airport instead of court ..... like everyone else I'm hoping it's another no show, and a warrant is issued for arrest NO EXCUSES anymore https://giphy.com/2AAPU2sLloFDW
 
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Skank, "i can't attend court because i'm suffering from stress m'lud"
Judge, "fuck off you lying cunt you've just been relaxing for a week on holiday, 21 days for contempt"
 
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she will be busy getting Harvey to write a note to the court explaining his mummy can not turn up because she is so busy trying to sort out his placement and then she as a hair and nail appointment but she will be in touch with them when she as a few spare minutes
 
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Lovely jubley next date May 3 - I can cope with that
Ooooh I Hope no one has Told Skanky about the 3rd and she gets back to Blighty with a arrest warrant waiting at the airport
 
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Ohh good point, doubt she’ll have time to get her lips and bum pumped up, extensions, nails and eyebrows painted, all au natural!
 
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Well one thing's for certain the psychologist who wrote that last letter wasn't worth the money.
She's probably furiously typing demanding a refund in her unique, articulate language we've all come to understand and love

Times a ticking Skanky
 
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Ohh good point, doubt she’ll have time to get her lips and bum pumped up, extensions, nails and eyebrows painted, all au natural!
She won’t be there on the 3rd as she’ll have a valid reason. She’s getting her boobs done. The judge will be happy with that!
 
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She can stay in turkey
Fine with me, as long as she doesn’t come up to Scandinavia.
But the poor kids need to see their mother I guess. Once a month.
 
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She's probably furiously typing demanding a refund in her unique, articulate language we've all come to understand and love

Times a ticking Skanky
Nah, she won’t have paid for it!
 
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I could see her going to a doctor privately and paying for a diagnosis of the worstest case of ADHD ever ...
She'll have to get back to UK pretty damn quick for that to happen and be filed with court BEFORE Friday, up shit creek without a paddle in my opinion
 
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I can just imagine her turning up, as I think dear Pom created, with an entourage, sitting having her hair, make up and nails done throughout the proceedings as she needs them for her Menkall Elf!
 
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lol, she’s not getting a very long holiday! She won’t turn up and she’ll say she didn’t know because she was on holiday
Doesn't matter, if she doesn't turn up she will be arrested, end of! I honestly hope she doesn't, I really want to see her get dragged off in handcuffs! Hopefully plod will be waiting for the plane to land!
 
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