She is so predictable HoggieStupiding bloody idiots. Your welcome to her wanky she’s a right old has been. Don’t think there are many men that want her and I give you 2 years and you will be looking after your kids whilst she’s off with some other pillock Of a bloke.
And she will then take him off to turkey to get some turkey teef , just like she did with you following in Kris footsteps .
Ahem there'll be no cocking on our doorsteps, posts or whatever, Dolly has a cauldron for that that we share but if it's in use and you must, then swill it down afterwards please. Unlike others we could mention (and frequently do) we do have standards although occasionally they do slip and we make no apology. When our piss is completely boiled some of us take refuge in the Big Lozza thread for some light relief and you'll most welcome to join us but bring your own scrunchie!Thank you, the reason I feel comfortable to post is you lot are so like minded! I feel at home here. Might even cock my leg on the door post to make it my own.
Totally get that, been stalking you lot for a while 🥸
I’m ok tho getting though it, and working hard having a real job makes it all worthwhile. Thank god I’m not an “influencer in Dubai” eh!!? Fucking nob
Put your bastard teeth away. Jeeezus
The way he is looking at her in that second photo, that doesn’t scream true love at all.Did she forget to pack the tracksuits
I think your right 265 they hopefully will be to busy .After that BBQ? Nah!
I was gonna say 80sWTAF is she wearing? Oi, Skanky, the nineties called and they want their catalogue stuff back!.
She doesn't use the loo, rememberI think your right 265 they hopefully will be to busy .
How foolish of me I forgot thatShe doesn't use the loo, remember
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I think your right 265 they hopefully will be to busy .
What happened to her balls?Did she forget to pack the tracksuits
Good evening Captain. I am well thank you, my shoes are notEvening Krusties!!! Hope all you girls are well.
I see Katie is trying to look normal, she failed big time.
Looking forward to hearing Katie, Carwash and the two hangers on have all got the shits.
Ahahahahaaa, brilliant Peeko, love itThis is For my staple. Bloody hard workBit rushed xxxxxxxx
in a villa in Portugal, cole's having a beer,
he said he's not drinking ,but no one can see us here
smoke rising from the barbecue , I took off my hair,
another con trick , I got the Money, Took six hours to be fair .
you see those mugs believe everything , Thick as shit you see,
any flack, when I come back Ill just take out Harvey ,
So we need another story .
i was thinking to myself,
we tried to make babies, but we need more ivf,
when we go back the court case , which will bring me some pain ,
Ill do what i always do
ill just lie again
there were voices down the corridor
I thought i heard them say
Welcome to a villa in the algarve ,
What a lovely day (such a lovely day)
such an ugly face
had to book two rooms in the algarve
an extra room
coz our paps must come
Her mind is definitely twisted, she hasn't got any friends
she only uses people to meet her own ends
she says she loves cole, and he is her honey,
she aint got a bank account, scared he'll fuck off with the money
so I called up clearblue,
he said we'll go far
anything we need i'll just sell another car
but people tell me im a star everyday
i wont need her soon enough
you can hear the people say
Welcome to a hotel in the algave
what a lovely day(what a lovely day)
such an ugly face
had to book two rooms inn the algave
an extra room
coz the paps must come
they aint got no feelings
clean ring in champagne thats a farce
and she said fuck the creditors they can kiss my arse
and in the masters chambers
she said cole do the dirty deed
he said you can fuck off any time you like im only in it for the money
one thing to remember
is she is a witch,
fucking lies aint even got custody of her kids
Now we are the Krusties new members we are glad to receive
they can check out any time they like
BUT THEY CAN NEVER LEAVE
she gets everything for free,
she will stay with clearblue
I'm good, don't forget your wellies tomorrow!! Gardening as planned for tomorrow after my third cup of coffeeGood evening Captain. I am well thank you, my shoes are notAre you ok today? Been the barbers yet?
He might be in love with her ?What happened to her balls?So desperate for a man she doesn’t care a f about. All she wants is still Pete after 100 years . Crazy Price. This is just to feel hot and wanted by a young man. Cole’s creepy as hell and probably freaks all pretty girls out in a pub setting.
There's a Cortina running around somewhere with no seat covers!!Oh brilliant, she looks a proper bobby dazzler in that throwback 80's Ra Ra skirtkeep dressing your woman Carwash, I'm sure those fashions will come back round again at some point, just not yet!
Fucks sake. Wellies indeed, I'll need my bloody fishing waders soonI'm good, don't forget your wellies tomorrow!! Gardening as planned for tomorrow after my third cup of coffee
and a few laughs on Tattle, especially if Katie gets the shits! No I am not getting my haircut, some of the girls
love my hair.
Yep, it says 'Skanky' and 'Wanky' at the top of the windscreen an'allThere's a Cortina running around somewhere with no seat covers!!
Gott'a explain myself now , Forget Krusty ,Do any of my Krustie girls remotely fancy clearblue, or think there is anything likeable about him ? is there anyone who could fancy him even a little bit ?He might be in love with her ?
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