Katie Price #354 while Skanky’s world is falling to bits Sinky gets his paws on a new pair of tits

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This week's pod run down, total 34 minutes, but ads totalling about 7 minutes.
Recorded last Friday morning. She has got a new laptop
She had just got out of bed, Sophie was there with Albert. KFP said she had just had a bath (yeah, yeah) getting lashes done later and lips. She's been awake though since 7;16 as the cat wouldn't leave her and Bunny alone.
She's not normal. (You don't say)
She stuffs her face and talking with her mouth full through most of the recording.
She's got a summer job, can't announce it yet, but involves her singing for half an hour sets, 6 songs, on stage live. Then she starts singing and making all these weird noises. (my ears now hurt)
Says she has a busy day, SFP sarcastically asks if she is getting her makeup done and filming. She has a new show out, she can't say what, but it's good.
Mentions getting her lashes done later then her lips, SFP says shouldn't the people doing it to her say to her that's enough, she says, "no it's me" bit of an argument about her lips
Then a couple of ads for 3 minutes.
Says they are supposed to be talking about pregnancies, but all you've done is batter your sister, she has the MUA waiting for her, she's still stuffing her face and talking.
Harvey was the perfect pregnancy, but the worst birth as natural. Said she was 21 when pregnant, can't even get that right, as she was 23.Sent Dwight Yorke scan pictures, talks about the birth, nothing we haven't heard before, SFP briefly allowed to talk about giving birth to Albert before it's back to her.
When SFP's waters broke they were green as Albert had poo'd, she had to go to hospital in neighbours car and soaked his seat.
"Harvey was 8lb 13oz a chunky little bastard and still is" Harvey went everywhere with her. Mentions something about the only "no agro from the dad" :unsure:
Then skips over other births. Junior & Princess born by c-section at the Portland, cost £15k, you get a discount for the 3rd birth, so gutted when Jett was born in France. "Little bastard came while in FRance so could of got a discount" but holiday insurance paid for her, doctor and Jett to come back on a private plane. Indicates it was traumatic as she had just found out (meaning Kieran but didn't say as much)
She wouldn't change Harvey, apart from smashing up all her stuff.
SFP asks her what her pregnancy bug bears were (KFP has to ask what a bug bear is) She states mother-in-laws.
AFP then starts to cough a lot, the cat is jumping up. Alberts has been running round making a lot of noise too during recording.
AFP starts talking in the background about KFP when she was born....she took anti-sickness drugs, hole in the heart gets a mention, she wouldn't feed properly as she was lazy, she had whooping cough and got a hernia with it.
Then they started to wrap up with a couple of minutes to go, this was advertising the VIP ££££££
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Would anyone like to hear my story i was born with a hole in the heart it would be more intresting then any story off KP or AFP
 
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