Katie Price #331 A big smoke screen. Crawl back on the scene, as the family convene. It's all just obscene.

[Parry1988]

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Feel free to recap krusties...

 

[SmillieKylie]

Thanks @Parry1988

Recap…..SadBoy returned to the Clan, all forgiven

Started the thread complaining about drunk women at her Plasterclasses, oh the irony

Skank’s pushing to be on CBB If she passed the psych tests then they don’t do psych tests, as the twit is off her head these days.

Skank then disappeared over the weekend, maybe more surgery to sort out her wonky boobs and leaky bum, who knows anymore.

On Monday Skank was back, running a TT Live. It was the usual chaotic nonsense, Skank announced she was making dinner for AFP and SadBoy, we laughed at Sadboy being there, as if, AFP hates him

AFP appeared at one point, she looks and sounds terrible, coughing really badly, why she is moving away from her specialist doctors is weird, I think she is in serious trouble with her health, I suspect she will be heading back to hospital soon. AFP might be very sick, but she continues to plot, continuing the enabling of The Skank. No one can muster any sympathy for her anymore, as she perseveres with the grifting and lying, trying to protect the Skanky brand.

On Tuesday we discovered SadBoy had actually returned. Incredibly he returned chatting with SFP who we all know had previously detested the sight of him, slagging him off only last week, yet suddenly all was forgiven and he has been welcomed back into the coven. We believe this may be a plan the grifting family have cooked up to show the courts they are one big happy family, and the kids are safe and secure with Skank….they aren’t, it’s all fake. We all hated the lying hypocrite that is AFP and the clan, now including the pathetic SadBoy even more. The clan are trying to protect Skank and her coin earning ways, most of us really want the lot of them to disappear in a sink-hole. They are all a bunch of lying tosspots, but we continue to hope one day soon the kids are rescued from the hellish life they currently lead, and returned to KH

The evil witch clan proudly sit for a ‘Happy Family’ portrait, the henchman/errand-boy/fake-boyfriend poses with them….

It was announced the ‘loving couple’ were attending a red carpet premiere this Friday, other people were mentioned, no one knew who they were. It’s certainly no Barbie movie premiere. We await how tragic she will look.

Skank announced she is planning a child with a man (I use that term loosely) who hates her…..no she’s not, the baby bollox saga continues

A model with 25 years experience, posing beautifully for the camera on a TT Live….

We still haven’t had the new music released yet, the world remains thankful

Skank continues to vape heavily, and was slammed for it The crazy amount of vaping is kinda a good thing, as along with the pointless surgery her health must be f*cking up bad, reckon the health problems are building up now, something serious must hit her health-wise soon

Onward we go, DC will probably sit through another podcast for us tomorrow, I don’t know how she does it It had a resurgence last week scrapping into the Top 200, but is going back to where it belongs in this week’s update, flying high at #217 …

 

[midsummer blue]

Thanks @Parry1988

Recap…..SadBoy returned to the Clan, all forgiven

Started the thread complaining about drunk women at her Plasterclasses, oh the irony

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Skank’s pushing to be on CBB If she passed the psych tests then they don’t do psych tests, as the twit is off her head these days.

View attachment 2573948

Skank then disappeared over the weekend, ,maybe more surgery to sort out her wonky boobs and leaky bum, who knows anymore.

On Monday Skank was back, running a TT Live. It was the usual chaotic nonsense, Skank announced she was making dinner for AFP and SadBoy, we laughed at Sadboy being there, as if, AFP hates him

AFP appeared at one point, she looks and sounds terrible, coughing really badly, why she is moving away from her specialist doctor’s is weird, I think she is in serious trouble with her health, I suspect she will be heading back to hospital soon. AFP might be very sick, but she continues to plot, continuing the enabling of The Skank. No one can muster any sympathy for her anymore, as she perseveres with the grifting and lying, trying to protect the Skanky brand.

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On Tuesday we discovered SadBoy had actually returned. Incredibly he returned chatting with SFP who we all know had previously detested the sight of him, slagging him off only last week, yet suddenly all was forgiven and he has been welcomed back into the coven. We believe this may be a plan the grifting family have cooked up to show the courts they are one big happy family, and the kids are safe and secure with Skank….they aren’t, it’s all fake. We all hated the lying hypocrite that is AFP and the clan, now including the pathetic SadBoy even more. The clan are trying to protect Skank and her coin earning ways, most of us really want the lot of them to disappear in a sink-hole. They are all a bunch of lying tosspots, but we continue to hope one day soon the kids are rescued from the hellish life they currently lead, and returned to KH

The evil witch clan proudly sit for a ‘Happy Family’ portrait, the henchman/errand-boy/fake-boyfriend poses with them….

View attachment 2573958

It was announced the ‘loving couple’ were attending a red carpet premiere this Friday, other people were mentioned, no one knew who they were. It’s certainly no Barbie movie premiere. We await how tragic she will look.

View attachment 2573959
Skank announced she is planning a child with a man (I use that term loosely) who hates her…..no she’s not, the baby bollox saga continues

View attachment 2573960

A model with 25 years experience, posing beautifully for the camera on a TT Live….

View attachment 2573962

We still haven’t had the new music released yet, the world remains thankful

Skank continues to vape heavily, and was slammed for it The crazy amount of vaping is kinda a good thing, as along with the pointless surgery her health must be f*cking up bad, reckon the health problems are building up now, something serious must hit her health-wise soon

View attachment 2573963
Onward we go, DC will probably sit through another podcast for us tomorrow, I don’t know how she does it It had a resurgence last week scrapping into the Top 200, but is going back to where it belongs in this week’s update, flying high at #217 …

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You do brilliant recaps.

 

[HasBeen]

Your Some Woman for One Woman @SmillieKylie Brilliant Recap!! And Thankyou for changing the Sheets @Parry1988
I’ve been lurking as this old HasBeen has a fibromyalgia flare, but no complaints I’m alive and kicking
On Topic Skank is a Absolute bleep and those Kiddos need to be with there Dad and every Animal needs to be in a loving home

 

[BadJanet]

Fab recap and nice clean tidy sheets, Janet will sleep well tonight.
AFP looks like a deflating balloon. Hope B didn't reply to that tiktok person Ms.shell.dockley

 

[karma4klattie]

What an embarrassing failure she's turned out to be on onlyfans, she's only getting 30 - 40 likes a day despite the fact that she's dropped her monthly subscription to $3.75, that's £2.42 nett for 30 days access to laugh at that deformed, sexless, old fashioned body of hers with it's hair-lipped, bewigged, titchy-eyed, lumpy face. Staying on there must be doing her more harm than good unless she has to stay on because she's induced a load of pretty young girls to join and is getting a rake-off from their earnings. Poor, poor Skank, it's obviously not what you were born to do after all, or if it is you're 25 years too late.

 

[Flowerpotgirl]

with all the new pages of comments and a new thread, I had hoped there was some sort of new development with the custody of the kids, legally, or SOMETHING other than her still being a mess, which is a given. what a disappointment that nothing is new on either front.

 

[DC16]

This weeks podcast was just 12 minutes, a clip from a VIP episode, going through her office 🥱🥱🥱 obviously couldn’t be arsed to record a normal episode.
She’s trying to declutter the house.
She calls the Argus, Argos.
Basically going through her crap, trying to get Superdrug on side.
Hair stuff
Perfumes
Her business card, just a repeat of what she did on Living with Lucy, word for word.
SFP keeps asking her questions, which she just ignores
Prince Chiles photo, not Charles
Her workout video, she didn’t do workout for 6 weeks, just spent the day filming
Now begging to Asda
SFP trying to rein her in, but KP just starts vaping.
Now going through her books she’s done
54 books she’s done which no one knows
Then it just cuts off abruptly
So if you want to waste your hard earned cash in signing up for a load of drivel, as a VIP you need a spell in the Priory me thinks!

 

[Flowerpotgirl]

This weeks podcast was just 12 minutes, a clip from a VIP episode, going through her office 🥱🥱🥱 obviously couldn’t be arsed to record a normal episode.
She’s trying to declutter the house.
She calls the Argus, Argos.
Basically going through her crap, trying to get Superdrug on side.
Hair stuff
Perfumes
Her business card, just a repeat of what she did on Living with Lucy, word for word.
SFP keeps asking her questions, which she just ignores
Prince Chiles photo, not Charles
Her workout video, she didn’t do workout for 6 weeks, just spent the day filming
Now begging to Asda
SFP trying to rein her in, but KP just starts vaping.
Now going through her books she’s done
54 books she’s done which no one knows
Then it just cuts off abruptly
So if you want to waste your hard earned cash in signing up for a load of drivel, as a VIP you need a spell in the Priory me thinks!

Jesus what a mess!! You can’t make head or tails of it, can you? Like the lady who asked about the horses she has and was ignored. If she doesn’t want to talk about it she just avoids.

 

[MrsMarvelous]

Thanks @Parry1988

Recap…..SadBoy returned to the Clan, all forgiven

Started the thread complaining about drunk women at her Plasterclasses, oh the irony

View attachment 2573947

Skank’s pushing to be on CBB If she passed the psych tests then they don’t do psych tests, as the twit is off her head these days.

View attachment 2573948

Skank then disappeared over the weekend, maybe more surgery to sort out her wonky boobs and leaky bum, who knows anymore.

On Monday Skank was back, running a TT Live. It was the usual chaotic nonsense, Skank announced she was making dinner for AFP and SadBoy, we laughed at Sadboy being there, as if, AFP hates him

AFP appeared at one point, she looks and sounds terrible, coughing really badly, why she is moving away from her specialist doctors is weird, I think she is in serious trouble with her health, I suspect she will be heading back to hospital soon. AFP might be very sick, but she continues to plot, continuing the enabling of The Skank. No one can muster any sympathy for her anymore, as she perseveres with the grifting and lying, trying to protect the Skanky brand.

View attachment 2573949

On Tuesday we discovered SadBoy had actually returned. Incredibly he returned chatting with SFP who we all know had previously detested the sight of him, slagging him off only last week, yet suddenly all was forgiven and he has been welcomed back into the coven. We believe this may be a plan the grifting family have cooked up to show the courts they are one big happy family, and the kids are safe and secure with Skank….they aren’t, it’s all fake. We all hated the lying hypocrite that is AFP and the clan, now including the pathetic SadBoy even more. The clan are trying to protect Skank and her coin earning ways, most of us really want the lot of them to disappear in a sink-hole. They are all a bunch of lying tosspots, but we continue to hope one day soon the kids are rescued from the hellish life they currently lead, and returned to KH

The evil witch clan proudly sit for a ‘Happy Family’ portrait, the henchman/errand-boy/fake-boyfriend poses with them….

View attachment 2573958

It was announced the ‘loving couple’ were attending a red carpet premiere this Friday, other people were mentioned, no one knew who they were. It’s certainly no Barbie movie premiere. We await how tragic she will look.

View attachment 2573959
Skank announced she is planning a child with a man (I use that term loosely) who hates her…..no she’s not, the baby bollox saga continues

View attachment 2573960

A model with 25 years experience, posing beautifully for the camera on a TT Live….

View attachment 2573962

We still haven’t had the new music released yet, the world remains thankful

Skank continues to vape heavily, and was slammed for it The crazy amount of vaping is kinda a good thing, as along with the pointless surgery her health must be f*cking up bad, reckon the health problems are building up now, something serious must hit her health-wise soon

View attachment 2573963
Onward we go, DC will probably sit through another podcast for us tomorrow, I don’t know how she does it It had a resurgence last week scrapping into the Top 200, but is going back to where it belongs in this week’s update, flying high at #217 …

View attachment 2573975

Haven't been on in so long! And nothing has changed kids still kept from Kieran and the slag isn't in jail! How can the kids be kept from him for so long? Did something happen? Or is Social Services just lazy? How anyone gives her kids to look after is beyond me.
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with all the new pages of comments and a new thread, I had hoped there was some sort of new development with the custody of the kids, legally, or SOMETHING other than her still being a mess, which is a given. what a disappointment that nothing is new on either front.

Let's face it Kieran will never get them kids. I've given up on him getting any kind of justice and fairness. And this old used up twit will never see jail time or any punishment for all her ill doings. She'll continue ripping people off, kids are growing up just like her, Junior is the only one who escaped her.

 

[DC16]

Please don’t give up on the kids situation, I wouldn’t be helping to push and donating to the GFM if I didn’t think there was any hope. Trust that KH is doing everything correctly by the book and that the system will eventually work. As we’ve said countless times. IT TAKES TIME.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Wiki 31 is now underway

 

[Cat Eyez]

Please don’t give up on the kids situation, I wouldn’t be helping to push and donating to the GFM if I didn’t think there was any hope. Trust that KH is doing everything correctly by the book and that the system will eventually work. As we’ve said countless times. IT TAKES TIME.

I think the sudden appearance and obvious appearance of adults in the house, is a sure sign something is happening, along with KH's posts on IG.

Gooooooooooooo Kieran

*** Calling Sun and Birmingham Mail Journo''s ***
Please do another article mentioning Kieran's Go Fund Me!

 

[maggie-moo]

Link to The Go Fund Me for anyone that might want it.

go fund me's have zero accountability and often used by scammers

 

[Parry1988]

What an embarrassing failure she's turned out to be on onlyfans, she's only getting 30 - 40 likes a day despite the fact that she's dropped her monthly subscription to $3.75, that's £2.42 nett for 30 days access to laugh at that deformed, sexless, old fashioned body of hers with it's hair-lipped, bewigged, titchy-eyed, lumpy face. Staying on there must be doing her more harm than good unless she has to stay on because she's induced a load of pretty young girls to join and is getting a rake-off from their earnings. Poor, poor Skank, it's obviously not what you were born to do after all, or if it is you're 25 years too late.

Did she ever get round to putting the new pics in onlynfans that she did on her holiday with all those young plastic girls?

 

[Moo2404]

I dont post on here much but I do read everyday, I don’t have children but what she is doing is awful to the children and animals I have just donated to the fund so hopefully the children will be back with dad and back to their happy life. Ps I have just spent a fortune on my dog for an operation because he is the biggest part off our life didn’t think twice about it because I am an animal lover.

 

[bagpuss17278]

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

Haven't been on in so long! And nothing has changed kids still kept from Kieran and the slag isn't in jail! How can the kids be kept from him for so long? Did something happen? Or is Social Services just lazy? How anyone gives her kids to look after is beyond me.
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Let's face it Kieran will never get them kids. I've given up on him getting any kind of justice and fairness. And this old used up twit will never see jail time or any punishment for all her ill doings. She'll continue ripping people off, kids are growing up just like her, Junior is the only one who escaped her.

He will get the kids. It can take 12 months or more to a final hearing, this is a complex case with a load of allegations that need multiple hearings.
As DC said it takes TIME!

Allegations to stop access is a type of abuse, the courts will see through it soon!

 

[geordiegirl]

Up early Edna?

 

[karma4klattie]

Did she ever get round to putting the new pics in onlynfans that she did on her holiday with all those young plastic girls?

Afraid I can't tell you, there's no way I want to waste even as little as 8p a day to see her absurd pictures. Nor, it seems, does anyone else. The humiliation of this OF failure must be worth her enduring because either she's getting side hustles from her punters, or she's earning pimp money from young girls she's signing up into this nasty pyramid scheme.