Katie Price #150 She’s stupid and deluded and thinfit. Is she single or engaged who gives a?

[Gem74]

well this is embarrassing..Umm… Congratulations to myself…

Dearest mods, please can you amend the title it’s meant to be thinks she’s fit…last time I’m starting a thread…

 

[Pom Bear]

Katie fake one side and how she really looks on the other x...

 

[Gem74]

I’ll attempt a recap:
Coalface has deleted all pics of his dolly, now the world is on tender hooks waiting to hear if they’ve split!
He’s in sheesh, but is he on the pull?
KP is at a charity function tonight (we think?) will she turn up tonight, off her nut , looking like a toilet roll holder?
Is Kris (no not kardashian! ) racing to reclaim his princess..?
Myself? I am scared, I have broken every rule in the tattle rule book, by staring a new thread with my own title suggestion…which in my sloshed rush to post-spelt it wrong

 

[wise after the event]

katie price #151 katie wants an MBE, she got more chance of an STD.

 

[Pom Bear]

If Cole and Katie split up I'm adopting Little Sid x.

 

[Pom Bear]

Katie has a new tattoo to cover up her Cole one..it's been done really well and is quite tasteful x

Looool back later Love Pom x

 

[Palace Tone]

Imagine his mates last night when he told them “Sorry I’ve not been about for about a year lads. I’m only here now because we’re pretending to have split, I’ll be gone again this time next week when we’ve sold the story to the highest bidder!! Cheers lads, I don’t know what I’d do without you”

 

[DC16]

Wonder if KP got one

 

[MuddledWater]

Look at the picture the Sun has used of Skanky for their latest article

 

[Ecosse]

Her tattoo of Carl's face is peeking through there.
And NO, KATIE, she is NOT your "mini me!" She's stunning and she looks like her father!

 

[NotTheDoctor26]

Totally off topic but I lost my mum and first granddaughter last year. Daughter gave birth to a beautiful but most importantly, healthy little girl last night. I keep thinking why doesn’t skanky understand what she is missing out on but I honestly don’t think she feels the way we do. I moan somedays that I don’t get a minutes peace from my kids but truth be told I wouldn’t have it any other way. She is going to be a very lonely, bitter old woman (if she makes it that far) who still won’t understand why she is alone. Jett and Bunny are just beautiful little kiddies, they always look a little sad around her. So glad they have K & P to wrap them up and hold them. The confusion they must feel towards her. Anyone else would give their right arm for such sweet children. Thank God they are safe from her toxic life. I think, when I start writing essays, I need to put down the Baileys and go to bed!

 

[MrsVonDarkness]

I'm a long time lurker who floats in and out of Skanky's threads - I get so frustrated at her behaviour and the lack of consequences; so I stop reading for my own sanity. Anyway, I just wanted to say you're all fabulous on this thread and have made me laugh all evening. I predict a meltdown within 24 hours.

 

[Animallover2022]

 

[DC16]

Carl checking tattle…

 

[Pom Bear]

@Helena-botham-farter I love how your Katie and Cole profile pic changes to whatever is going on in their lives, it makes me smile xx .


I made this yesterday when mentioning Kris Boyson and I forgot I had it ...The milky bars are on me! Looool x..

 

[Warriorqueen]

The way she speaks to her kids is so irritating. She’s always so brash and demanding when she speaks to them

It’s always about her. She can’t say ‘my beautiful daughter’, it has to be ‘my mini me’. She’s a text book narcissist.

 

[BilboHolmes]

Who would want to be associated with Crawl, if they have genuinely split? Any decent woman, wouldn't touch him with a barge pole.

I would- I’m sick of this shit from KP. Im a recovering addict, single mum of 4, whose on day 7 of feeling very ill with covid- there is NOTHING that little boy Woods could throw at me that would impact me in the least.
Get myself dolled up, fill a wine glass with water and say it’s vodka, flatter him all night.
Then I’d truly take one for the team and sell EVERYTHING to the red tops.
Make enough money to disappear, then melt back into society like I hadn’t just completed the most important of secret missions.
So you’re right, no decent woman would touch him, but I’m not decent
PS I would totally come and tell everything to you guys first though

 

[Alex_Jones]

Surprised Princess recognises the fucker, it’s had three new faces and inflated airbags installed since the last time she saw it.

 

[DC16]

Do think they go out of theit way to antagonise though does Michele really need to post it all ..would she like it if her kids had a stepmother doing that ..may go against her in the court case ..

Kieran reposted them too, as MP is private. My personal opinion is that MP is free to post whatever she likes. If KP had put her kids first and walked away from CW after he hit her, then SHE could of been doing all that with the kids today, but she chose a man over her kids AGAIN.

 

[Pom Bear]

I don't have the means right now to do any kind of Photoshop etc.
But i did have an image in my head this morning with all her exes in a big pile with Carl on top....
(hint hint.. )

I tried lol xx