QueenBarb2
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HOME BARGAINS PROMO PHOTOSHOOT:
KHM arrives at the Warehouse for the photoshoot to Promote her make up range with Home Bargains.
KHM: *slides the door open* MORNING GANNNGG *wet farts while dragging OHD along the floor in her car seat*
LOVEBUG: IYA KATE, IM ALL SET UP READY FOR YOU, ARE WE DOING SAME AS YOUR BABY REVEL - SELF INDULGENT/ALL ABAR YOU?
KHM: YEAH MMMKAY HUN. *looks around sheepishly and whispers* I HAVENT MANAGED TO GET OUT OF MY SIZE12 RUNNING BRA SINCE LAST WEEK I KEEP GETTING STUCK MMMMKAY
MAKEUP WOMAN: *looks her up and down* ILL HELP YOU KATE, ILL JUST DO YOUR FACE FIRST YEAH, WE GOING FOR A NATURAL NOSE OR DO YOU WANT ME TO MIMIC YOUR TINY NOSED CONTOUR?
Delo comes walking in with his utility belt on and beading under his arm. He crouches at the photoshoot back drop and whips his measuring tape out sizing up the other women in the room and where he can build a gas meter cupboard - for extra storage*
KHM: *glares at Delo* ILL GO THE TOILET FIRST, IVE JUST DRANK A 10000KCAL COSTA AND ITS GONE STRAIGHT THROUGH ME. AS LONG AS MY MAKE UP IS BETTER THAN WHAT I DO DAILY ILL BE MADE UP MMMMKAY.. *looks across the room* I WANNA WEAR THAT MASSIVE TUTU DRESS OVER THERE!!!!! *points intensely like a toddler*
KHM dashes for the portapotty holding her arsecrack with both hands, OHD watches from her car seat her Mum brushing past the Hairdressers shoulders
HAIRDRESSER: *following KHM with his eyes* OH KATE SO IM THINKING MISS PIGGY VIBES, THAT MASSIVE CURLY DO AND THEN WE WILL GO FOR SLEEK SENSUAL PONY VIBES - AS SEEN ON KKW?
KHM: ILL TALK TO YOU IN A MINUTE MMMKAY, SO YEAH.
*KHM manages to make it to the toilet and pulls down her running leggings she’s lived in the past week, she lets out a deep breath as her gut is exposed to fresh air*
NAOMI’S DAD: *climbs out of the toilet bowl head first* DO YOU NEED NEW SAFESTYLE WINDOWS?? *He slides onto the floor as KHM takes a leap back and he starts to do the worm while reviewing his pricing list*
KHM: EURGH IM SHAKING - THIS IS MY PHOTOSHOOT I DONT WANT ANY WINDOWS OR ANY OF NAOMIS PRODUCTS HERE FOR MY REVEL MMMMKAY *covers her arsecrack while logging a Strava run*
LOVEBUG: WE ARE READY NOW KATE *looking at her watch, looks over at the Hairdresser* IT SMELLS LIKE WET DOG IN HERE CAN YOU SMELL IT?
KHM: I JUST NEED TO DELETE SOME COMMENTS OFF MY GRID MMKAY I WONT BE 20 MINS ILL BE QUICK GANG.
DELO: Give me OHD *walks off singing REOW REOW ye Beoat softly down OHD’s neck*
Later, KHM changes into the gigantic Pink Tutu and is being worked on in the make up chair, just then in bursts Mez!
MEZ: N’AWWWW KATIE I AM SO PROUD OF YE, I LOVE BUYING MY 3LTR BOTTLE OF HEINZ TOMATO SAUCE FROM HOME & BARGAINS ONCE A MONTH.. NOW ILL BE MORE INCLINED TO LOOK FOR THE MAKE UP AISLE BECAUSE OF YOU, MY WIDE BACKED BEAUTY
KHM: MUM MMKAY.. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE WALK THROUGH THE DOORS OF HOME BARGAINS MMMMKAY
The photo shoot begins, Delo watches on with OHD in his arms and KHM proceeds to pose like a Female Wrestler who’s decided to make a come back to the Ring after taking retirement 10 years ago.
KHM by Katie Hayes - IN ALL STORES NOW BUT ITS ONLY MEANT TO BE IN FROM 6TH JUNE!
KHM arrives at the Warehouse for the photoshoot to Promote her make up range with Home Bargains.
KHM: *slides the door open* MORNING GANNNGG *wet farts while dragging OHD along the floor in her car seat*
LOVEBUG: IYA KATE, IM ALL SET UP READY FOR YOU, ARE WE DOING SAME AS YOUR BABY REVEL - SELF INDULGENT/ALL ABAR YOU?
KHM: YEAH MMMKAY HUN. *looks around sheepishly and whispers* I HAVENT MANAGED TO GET OUT OF MY SIZE12 RUNNING BRA SINCE LAST WEEK I KEEP GETTING STUCK MMMMKAY
MAKEUP WOMAN: *looks her up and down* ILL HELP YOU KATE, ILL JUST DO YOUR FACE FIRST YEAH, WE GOING FOR A NATURAL NOSE OR DO YOU WANT ME TO MIMIC YOUR TINY NOSED CONTOUR?
Delo comes walking in with his utility belt on and beading under his arm. He crouches at the photoshoot back drop and whips his measuring tape out sizing up the other women in the room and where he can build a gas meter cupboard - for extra storage*
KHM: *glares at Delo* ILL GO THE TOILET FIRST, IVE JUST DRANK A 10000KCAL COSTA AND ITS GONE STRAIGHT THROUGH ME. AS LONG AS MY MAKE UP IS BETTER THAN WHAT I DO DAILY ILL BE MADE UP MMMMKAY.. *looks across the room* I WANNA WEAR THAT MASSIVE TUTU DRESS OVER THERE!!!!! *points intensely like a toddler*
KHM dashes for the portapotty holding her arsecrack with both hands, OHD watches from her car seat her Mum brushing past the Hairdressers shoulders
HAIRDRESSER: *following KHM with his eyes* OH KATE SO IM THINKING MISS PIGGY VIBES, THAT MASSIVE CURLY DO AND THEN WE WILL GO FOR SLEEK SENSUAL PONY VIBES - AS SEEN ON KKW?
KHM: ILL TALK TO YOU IN A MINUTE MMMKAY, SO YEAH.
*KHM manages to make it to the toilet and pulls down her running leggings she’s lived in the past week, she lets out a deep breath as her gut is exposed to fresh air*
NAOMI’S DAD: *climbs out of the toilet bowl head first* DO YOU NEED NEW SAFESTYLE WINDOWS?? *He slides onto the floor as KHM takes a leap back and he starts to do the worm while reviewing his pricing list*
KHM: EURGH IM SHAKING - THIS IS MY PHOTOSHOOT I DONT WANT ANY WINDOWS OR ANY OF NAOMIS PRODUCTS HERE FOR MY REVEL MMMMKAY *covers her arsecrack while logging a Strava run*
LOVEBUG: WE ARE READY NOW KATE *looking at her watch, looks over at the Hairdresser* IT SMELLS LIKE WET DOG IN HERE CAN YOU SMELL IT?
KHM: I JUST NEED TO DELETE SOME COMMENTS OFF MY GRID MMKAY I WONT BE 20 MINS ILL BE QUICK GANG.
DELO: Give me OHD *walks off singing REOW REOW ye Beoat softly down OHD’s neck*
Later, KHM changes into the gigantic Pink Tutu and is being worked on in the make up chair, just then in bursts Mez!
MEZ: N’AWWWW KATIE I AM SO PROUD OF YE, I LOVE BUYING MY 3LTR BOTTLE OF HEINZ TOMATO SAUCE FROM HOME & BARGAINS ONCE A MONTH.. NOW ILL BE MORE INCLINED TO LOOK FOR THE MAKE UP AISLE BECAUSE OF YOU, MY WIDE BACKED BEAUTY
KHM: MUM MMKAY.. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE WALK THROUGH THE DOORS OF HOME BARGAINS MMMMKAY
The photo shoot begins, Delo watches on with OHD in his arms and KHM proceeds to pose like a Female Wrestler who’s decided to make a come back to the Ring after taking retirement 10 years ago.
KHM by Katie Hayes - IN ALL STORES NOW BUT ITS ONLY MEANT TO BE IN FROM 6TH JUNE!
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