Well done to @9Pine for the winning thread title 
On the subject of the pram reveal, it wasn't much of one because it was filmed in the snug/corridor/garage with them all on top of eachother with the only available space being on the ceiling. Poor Maxy as bewildered and confused as ever due to the loss of his real ma, was a bit baffled as to why they where all being taken over by a large cardboard box. As we all thought, the revel was as tit as expected and the promo for the pram was anything but concise and informative. One clever troll did look into the brand and discovered it was made and produced by a company located outside of Krakow in Poland in a sweat shop but fuk dem kidz, its got a phone holder, cup holder, magnetic gloves and its beige #dreamy #aesthetic
There's not been much of note these last few weeks as we await the birth of the 2nd coming, but sadly we did lose nan in the window who is definitely worth a mention here. Kate did go silent on insta apart from following new people and liking posts so we did correctly assume that nana June may have passed and our heartfelt sympathies go out to the whole family, especially our Mez. Buy your ma a back window wiper for God's sake Kate. It's what your nan would have wanted
In our boredom whilst awaiting the royal birth, us trolls went on a little trip down memory lane. We had a howl reminiscing on some of Kate's best bits, reminding ourselves why we're still here and on thread 201. Every day we ask ourselves is she actually a real person because the level of dumb is just staggering
Fingers crossed this thread gives us the safe arrival of new baby quaver so that when Delo goes back to work after his 3.5hr paternity leave we can all watch Kate lose her tit with 2 kids to look after. I suspect we'll be seeing alot of Mez, or maybe Olive stashing the kid in the utility shitter. By the time she finds her way out she'll be self sufficient and able to join Olive in being Kates care in the community
🫶
P.S
Still not got a living room
On the subject of the pram reveal, it wasn't much of one because it was filmed in the snug/corridor/garage with them all on top of eachother with the only available space being on the ceiling. Poor Maxy as bewildered and confused as ever due to the loss of his real ma, was a bit baffled as to why they where all being taken over by a large cardboard box. As we all thought, the revel was as tit as expected and the promo for the pram was anything but concise and informative. One clever troll did look into the brand and discovered it was made and produced by a company located outside of Krakow in Poland in a sweat shop but fuk dem kidz, its got a phone holder, cup holder, magnetic gloves and its beige #dreamy #aesthetic
There's not been much of note these last few weeks as we await the birth of the 2nd coming, but sadly we did lose nan in the window who is definitely worth a mention here. Kate did go silent on insta apart from following new people and liking posts so we did correctly assume that nana June may have passed and our heartfelt sympathies go out to the whole family, especially our Mez. Buy your ma a back window wiper for God's sake Kate. It's what your nan would have wanted
In our boredom whilst awaiting the royal birth, us trolls went on a little trip down memory lane. We had a howl reminiscing on some of Kate's best bits, reminding ourselves why we're still here and on thread 201. Every day we ask ourselves is she actually a real person because the level of dumb is just staggering
Fingers crossed this thread gives us the safe arrival of new baby quaver so that when Delo goes back to work after his 3.5hr paternity leave we can all watch Kate lose her tit with 2 kids to look after. I suspect we'll be seeing alot of Mez, or maybe Olive stashing the kid in the utility shitter. By the time she finds her way out she'll be self sufficient and able to join Olive in being Kates care in the community
🫶P.S
Still not got a living room
aesthetic 
