Welcome to the penultimate thread trolls! We're so close to thread 200 I can smell it ... oh no sorry, that's just the whiff of the local evri man carrying the parcel containing the heavily worn jumper that Kate's returning for a different colour... my bad
Anyways, a huge well done and a pat on the slab back to yours truly @BirkenheadTranny for the winning thread title. Celebrations are to be had in the form of 36 cream eggs and the rampant shits
The Make-ups have returned from their baby moon in high spirits. They couldn't believe everything was included despite it being an all inclusive holiday
they continued to be the only guests on the whole resort but they ate that much food they at least kept the staff busy 🫶
One of our long standing trolls came with the goods and informed us trolls that Truff had been barred from one of the make up counters in Boots for being her usual beggy self and trying to scav products in return for promo 🫠 big shout out to boots for putting the capsized whale in her place
And the tea kept on spilling. Another troll came to tell us that Matt the twit has been very forthcoming with his customers whilst panelling them into oblivion and has leaked the new baby's name faster than he leaks semen at a rockferry gaff. So its young baby Beatrix who will be coming home to what appears to be the matrix but what is in actual fact an upside down house with no living room and half the house crammed into the downstairs shitter 🥹
To digress, the last few weeks has been as chaotic as ever in the land of the truffle hog. What with her being passionate about weaning as that's what she did with Olive (yes, I am also confused) and don't forget the make up masterclasses where clients are forced to sit on a cheap ass sofa with their legs parallel to their eyebrows, in a hairdressers portacabin in the midst of curly blows galore. All whilst using their own products and only a small handheld mirror between them and big mama perched perilously on the strongest stool known to man
We've also had the pleasure of watching Ms Haze on her own version of supermarket sweep. However, this was a baby themed grab and run and she was surely timed because I've never in my life seen somebody fill their boot as fast as she did at that gaff in Warrington. Dale Winton would be so proud
On with the thread and the
aesthetic ✨️ baby shower, the 
pram reveal and the 
chic birth of the 2nd coming 
Anyways, a huge well done and a pat on the slab back to yours truly @BirkenheadTranny for the winning thread title. Celebrations are to be had in the form of 36 cream eggs and the rampant shits
The Make-ups have returned from their baby moon in high spirits. They couldn't believe everything was included despite it being an all inclusive holiday
they continued to be the only guests on the whole resort but they ate that much food they at least kept the staff busy 🫶One of our long standing trolls came with the goods and informed us trolls that Truff had been barred from one of the make up counters in Boots for being her usual beggy self and trying to scav products in return for promo 🫠 big shout out to boots for putting the capsized whale in her place
And the tea kept on spilling. Another troll came to tell us that Matt the twit has been very forthcoming with his customers whilst panelling them into oblivion and has leaked the new baby's name faster than he leaks semen at a rockferry gaff. So its young baby Beatrix who will be coming home to what appears to be the matrix but what is in actual fact an upside down house with no living room and half the house crammed into the downstairs shitter 🥹
To digress, the last few weeks has been as chaotic as ever in the land of the truffle hog. What with her being passionate about weaning as that's what she did with Olive (yes, I am also confused) and don't forget the make up masterclasses where clients are forced to sit on a cheap ass sofa with their legs parallel to their eyebrows, in a hairdressers portacabin in the midst of curly blows galore. All whilst using their own products and only a small handheld mirror between them and big mama perched perilously on the strongest stool known to man
We've also had the pleasure of watching Ms Haze on her own version of supermarket sweep. However, this was a baby themed grab and run and she was surely timed because I've never in my life seen somebody fill their boot as fast as she did at that gaff in Warrington. Dale Winton would be so proud
On with the thread and the
aesthetic ✨️ baby shower, the pram reveal and the chic birth of the 2nd coming 
Dead 
