Our Delly @Delstar Is flying with the thread titles. Let's see if we can make it a hat trick 
On the subject of flying, the Make-ups have jetted off on their baby moon to Lanzarote. Imagine our surprise on seeing that for the first time in Olive's life, she has been taken on a child friendly holiday with parks and water slides. Could it be that the imminent arrival of Beg #2 has given Truffs head a wobble and she's come to the realisation that she needs to start putting the kids first?
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Absolutely fuckin not. It's all an #Ad so some company has seen the reels of poor Olive baking in the dubai heat while her parents get pissed and have gifted the poor sod a few days away to experience a proper childhood
Om the subject of parents getting pissed, Kate took great pleasure in filming Matt drowning his sorrows at the all inclusive bar and shared him to her 180k bots/followers making a pure show
Poor Matt though, he could do with a break. If he's not out working 7 days a week, 18 hour days, he's home plagued by his crippling OCD and scrubbing the house. Because only somebody with OCD would hate to live in a festering cess pit, hmm Kate?
This month has seen Kate and Olive spending quality time together in the last days before the new baby comes... in March
.. 2/3 months away 🫠 during their mummy and daughter bonding time, Kate has been educating Olive on the whole gruesome nature of C-sections to the horror of all us trolls. In a very bizarre reel posted by Kate of her and Olive unboxing a pre packed hospital bag full of useless tit #ad, Kate was bellowing questions at the poor toddler (
) about the impending birth. Olive then proceeded to inform all of Kates bots and followers that her mother will be getting cut open with a knife to get the baby out then will be sewn back up. No fluffy tales of a stork to this little Messiah, she's probably been subjected to re runs of one born every minute while her mum twitches in the corner due to scranning too many cream eggs and giving herself a hyper
On with the show 🫶
On the subject of flying, the Make-ups have jetted off on their baby moon to Lanzarote. Imagine our surprise on seeing that for the first time in Olive's life, she has been taken on a child friendly holiday with parks and water slides. Could it be that the imminent arrival of Beg #2 has given Truffs head a wobble and she's come to the realisation that she needs to start putting the kids first?
🫶Absolutely fuckin not. It's all an #Ad so some company has seen the reels of poor Olive baking in the dubai heat while her parents get pissed and have gifted the poor sod a few days away to experience a proper childhood
Om the subject of parents getting pissed, Kate took great pleasure in filming Matt drowning his sorrows at the all inclusive bar and shared him to her 180k bots/followers making a pure show
Poor Matt though, he could do with a break. If he's not out working 7 days a week, 18 hour days, he's home plagued by his crippling OCD and scrubbing the house. Because only somebody with OCD would hate to live in a festering cess pit, hmm Kate?
This month has seen Kate and Olive spending quality time together in the last days before the new baby comes... in March
.. 2/3 months away 🫠 during their mummy and daughter bonding time, Kate has been educating Olive on the whole gruesome nature of C-sections to the horror of all us trolls. In a very bizarre reel posted by Kate of her and Olive unboxing a pre packed hospital bag full of useless tit #ad, Kate was bellowing questions at the poor toddler (
) about the impending birth. Olive then proceeded to inform all of Kates bots and followers that her mother will be getting cut open with a knife to get the baby out then will be sewn back up. No fluffy tales of a stork to this little Messiah, she's probably been subjected to re runs of one born every minute while her mum twitches in the corner due to scranning too many cream eggs and giving herself a hyperOn with the show 🫶
looks like the shite you get from a waitrose cracker 
