Well done to our @mchammerr for our latest thread title 
It's been quite a frugal time for the Makeups this June compared to last year. Truffs birthday celebrations weren't quite in keeping with those of previous years and we suspect that has everything to do with her being unable to scrounge everything from small businesses due to being a racist homophobe. So her party this year consisted of her and a few other delinquents throwing themselves screaming aroundStone Henge her back garden while Dj Indesit got on the decks spinning his tunes 
With all the alcohol flowing and whatever else 
you'd be forgiven for thinking that little Miss Olive was permitted to spend the night with her nanny Mez, but alas, our favourite little Messiah was seen trying to put herself to sleep on the one seater sofa in the kitchen/dining room/shitter 
Speaking of Olive, we recently discovered that at the age of 2 she has watched EVERY single Harry Potter movie ever to be released despite never being at home or them being a TV watching family. What is this sorcery? 🪄
In keeping with being skint, rather than jetting off into the sunshine to celebrate madam Makeup aging a whole other year, they instead bought a tent box and went camping which was the best ever, they're just obsessed
All gone quiet on the infertility subject so we suspect that the paramedic aesthetic specialist has been the second one to inform them that they're just not infertile and the issue lies with them and their lifestyle 🫠 just a thought
Maybe change is going to come with the reappearance of Guru Kate who's back to peddling anxiety tea, watching the sunsets
at 6am and meditating with a bit of nivea 
Tattle on trolls
Edited to add #WheresMax?
It's been quite a frugal time for the Makeups this June compared to last year. Truffs birthday celebrations weren't quite in keeping with those of previous years and we suspect that has everything to do with her being unable to scrounge everything from small businesses due to being a racist homophobe. So her party this year consisted of her and a few other delinquents throwing themselves screaming around
With all the alcohol flowing and whatever else you'd be forgiven for thinking that little Miss Olive was permitted to spend the night with her nanny Mez, but alas, our favourite little Messiah was seen trying to put herself to sleep on the one seater sofa in the kitchen/dining room/shitter Speaking of Olive, we recently discovered that at the age of 2 she has watched EVERY single Harry Potter movie ever to be released despite never being at home or them being a TV watching family. What is this sorcery? 🪄
In keeping with being skint, rather than jetting off into the sunshine to celebrate madam Makeup aging a whole other year, they instead bought a tent box and went camping which was the best ever, they're just obsessed
All gone quiet on the infertility subject so we suspect that the paramedic aesthetic specialist has been the second one to inform them that they're just not infertile and the issue lies with them and their lifestyle 🫠 just a thought
Maybe change is going to come with the reappearance of Guru Kate who's back to peddling anxiety tea, watching the sunsets
at 6am and meditating with a bit of nivea Tattle on trolls
Edited to add #WheresMax?
