Katie Hayes #167 MayoHAYES

[Hereforthegossss]

Well done to @Abongo2 for the hilarious thread title, nominated by her fella piss head @BirkenheadTranny

#WHEREISDELO?
#WHATHAPPENEDWITHNADINE
#CokeHeadPanellingDwarf
#StillSkint
#StillNotEngaged
#StillNoApology
#WaitingonLiverpoolEchoChapter2
#KHMIsAPrick
#ReadTheWiki

 

[Boobies]

Why add more butter and milk to that mash please? That's why you have that gut big truck. It's not a mum tum it's a saturated fat sack!!

 

[BirkenheadTranny]

Well done to @Abongo2 for the hilarious thread title, nominated by her fella piss head @BirkenheadTranny

#WHEREISDELO?
#WHATHAPPENEDWITHNADINE
#CokeHeadPanellingDwarf
#StillSkint
#StillNotEngaged
#StillNoApology
#WaitingonLiverpoolEchoChapter2
#KHMIsAPrick
#ReadTheWiki

I redeemed myself troll. Every Monday is a chance to reset and start afresh ✨️

 

[Guyyyyyzzzzzz]

I’m literally so ill with this cough, so could someone please contact nadine an find out what happened for my health thanks trolls

 

[GiraffeFur]

Do you think she wears shorts so nobody can smell her fanny?

 

[Fizz22]

Why add more butter and milk to that mash please? That's why you have that gut big truck. It's not a mum tum it's a saturated fat sack!!

It literally says buttery creamy mash and she's saying ADD MORE BUTTER. Calorie deficit is working well huh

 

[Guyyyyyzzzzzz]

Do you think she wears shorts so nobody can smell her fanny?

Could be, like when people stink and think that spraying deodorant will help maybe she thinks it’s the same sort of thing?

 

[Hereforthegossss]

Why add more butter and milk to that mash please? That's why you have that gut big truck. It's not a mum tum it's a saturated fat sack!!

Made up you've said this... that's done my head in hahaha. I always buy that truffle mash in M&S it's bleeping ready to eat you lash it in the Mic for 4 mins !! She always has to make out she's got a secret special tip....

Making out they're having a romantic dine in for 2.... won't believe Delo is there until I see a pic of him "rimming" the plate

 

[Abongo2]

Well done to @Abongo2 for the hilarious thread title, nominated by her fella piss head @BirkenheadTranny

#WHEREISDELO?
#WHATHAPPENEDWITHNADINE
#CokeHeadPanellingDwarf
#StillSkint
#StillNotEngaged
#StillNoApology
#WaitingonLiverpoolEchoChapter2
#KHMIsAPrick
#ReadTheWiki

Yay me!! My off the cuff remarks are finally paying off.
Thanks @BirkenheadTranny for putting it forward

 

[xAP140]

Not the big show someone put his entrance music over that video of her stomping out the hotel yesterday was wondering why I couldn’t reply then saw new thread

 

[Ohgoodgrief]

Nope until I see Delo I refuse to believe he’s there. England play France in the World Cup this evening - are we meant to believe he’s sitting in bed eating truffle mash watching it on the iPad?!

 

[gigi_93]

Nah it proper annoys me how she says “mum tum”. Kate hun you’ve had that gut since you were a kid, we’ve all seen it. Nobody is arsed if you’ve got a gut, just embrace it and admit it’s from your terrible diet and stop blaming having been pregnant one singular time you’re not fooling anyone

 

[Tealicious2020]

Not the big show someone put his entrance music over that video of her stomping out the hotel yesterday was wondering why I couldn’t reply then saw new thread

I second this you funny bastards

 

[Abongo2]

Nah it proper annoys me how she says “mum tum”. Kate hun you’ve had that gut since you were a kid, we’ve all seen it. Nobody is arsed if you’ve got a gut, just embrace it and admit it’s from your terrible diet and stop blaming having been pregnant one singular time you’re not fooling anyone

She does embrace it. She’s slapped it silly continuously to the Eastenders theme tune over the past 2 years.

 

[Fashungoth]

Does she do that half-straddle legs akimbo thing because it makes it easier to edit her thighs smaller, or just because her fanny needs the fresh air?

 

[Quarrantinemadness]

No one would mention the belly or the bulges if she just dressed for the figure she has, not figure she wants!

 

[BirkenheadTranny]

Ask and you shall receive

 

[Shazblag]

Ask and you shall receive

What is it Birky, just going to a google site for me.
ETA too fkn eager wasnt I

 

[BirkenheadTranny]

What is it Birky, just going to a google site for me.

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I've updated the link

 

[YR80]

Why add more butter and milk to that mash please? That's why you have that gut big truck. It's not a mum tum it's a saturated fat sack!!

At what point do we stop referring to it as a mum tum? Asking for a greedy sod, just like Truff. My youngest is 13 and turns out that the mum tum is bastard to shift. You just know Truff is going to be using this as an excuse way beyond what is acceptable.