WAP and tell her it means widows and pensioners?Off the top of my head:
Cola - Lana Del Rey
If you seek Amy - Britney Spears
My Neck, my back - Khia
Her - Megan Thee Stallion
Blow - Beyonce
Partition - Beyonce
I mean it’s very on brand for her. She’s had about a dozen of IG and TikTok accounts already. Loads of her old IG accounts are still up as wellMy bet is on Kate self deleting for attention.
Murder on the Orient Express style. I like it! Don’t forget Bob and Judith who’ve both wanted to settle a score with Kate for a long time, after she scored 21 shots against them in bowls. Kate’s made a lot of enemies.My bet is on a Val led conspiracy to get Ar'Kate offline... fellow conspirators include Muggins, Steve, Henry's real family and the owners of local independent coffee shops.
The original version of Nails, Hair, Hips, Heels by Todrick Hall....one of the few songs out there that drops the C bomb.We need to think of a list of songs which have fairly innocuous names and seem tame but are actually filthy
Oh my god! I misread her post as zoo animals (because common fucking sense filled in the gaps!) and wondered why she was going on about it being a 'risk it for a biscuit' choice. She is incredible. You couldn't write her.'young farm animals' and she sends a giraffe
Exactly. Saying things like that make sense when someone is working full time and looking forward to the weekend. But I really fail to see how the weekend is any different from a weekday for her when all she does is leisure activitiesWhy does she always say we’ve made it through another week/made it to midweek like it’s always a sudden surprise?? She says it every week without fail and I don’t get it. Especially as she isn’t doing anything.
Bloody hell. You just know that the only reason she’s going is so that she can schmooze all of the old men and find herself a new grandad 🫣I see she’s off to Phyllis’s 97th birthday bash today on her Insta stories. Best hope Phyllis doesn’t spit on the cake, otherwise Valcna will make sure she won’t see her 98th.
I would feel sorry for her, but she actively chooses to hang out with these people and seems to genuinely enjoy it. If she wanted to make friends her own age then I’ve no doubt that she could.Going to a friend's 90th birthday party does make me feel a bit sad for her. Socialising with pensioners is better than not socialising at all, but it doesn't compare to having friends your own age.
But how is she going to fix Tony and Dot's computer when she can't even make a poster in Microsoft Word may I ask?
A phrase she's absorbed from her mates - 89 year olds for whom making it through another week genuinely is something to marvel at.Why does she always say we’ve made it through another week/made it to midweek like it’s always a sudden surprise?? She says it every week without fail and I don’t get it. Especially as she isn’t doing anything.
kate being the odd one out bc she doesn't have a sunlife over 50s free parker penShe hates young people. She LOVES anyone over 80.
Like when she said she would go to bowls and Grandad and 'the boys' would do their thing and her and 'The Girls' would do girly things. Even though we know 'the girls' are 80+. I wonder if they talk about incontinence pads, high blood pressure, statins, those kinds of things?>
I want to know what'll happen when she gets to 70+ and all the old people are her actual age-mates. Will she finally accept her peers or continue to shun them and start adopting desperado grandchildren of her own?She hates young people. She LOVES anyone over 80.
Like when she said she would go to bowls and Grandad and 'the boys' would do their thing and her and 'The Girls' would do girly things. Even though we know 'the girls' are 80+. I wonder if they talk about incontinence pads, high blood pressure, statins, those kinds of things?>
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