Kate King

[Delia Smith]

And a sly dig at Grandad today on tik tok saying she was glad it was just the 3 of them going out (Kate and her mum and dad) and she could go out and not worry about any ‘dramas’.

 

[hogwartsdropout]

Aw but the baby stuff makes me kind of sad, she's clearly so desperate to be a mum and I just dont think it will happen. Being able to physically have one is one thing but she would really struggle physically, emotionally and mentally with a child I cannot imagine her doing night feeds, being able to help with homework etc and I feel bad for her because she's always saying how much she wants kids and chirst knows she's got enough baby names stored up for a small army. I think its why she watches so many family vlogging channels and said she pretends sometimes to have kids.
Side not: does anyone know if she ever expanded on what she meant when she said she pretended to have kids, did she mean she tells people she has kids or does she play house?? so many questions

I agree but she’s mentioned many times that she wants a baby because her parents want to be grandparents. Her parents seem to have been putting a pressure on her to have kids which is cruel. They know they’re old and want to rush Kate into something that they waited until they were in their 50s for.

 

[Don’tStart]

It’s all deadly quiet on the Western Front. She’s even stopped doing her daily food diaries. No Grandad, no more grocery hauls, no radio show, no TikTok account. How is Kate going to bounce back from this?

Slightly off-topic but considering we all share a love for Shirley Carter’s Pussy’s Twitter account I feel I need to share this video of Cheryl Fergison

 

[inyo]

She's reached the level of boredom where she's going to be posting coffee shop reviews on Instagram. Surely that should be enough of a sign that it's time to go back to education or try to get a job. But that would require actual work of course.

 

[inyo]

My favourite Kate POV is the one where she's a teacher to what appears to be, based on names, a class of 70-year-olds.

Although I do like the 'Mick doing the school run' one purely for the gall of her making up a scenario where her dad is completely incompetent at something that he definitely would have done when Kate was a child, and which she almost certainly hasn't done.

The classroom one is definitely a classic. I'm obsessed with when she clicks her fingers and says "don't backchat" as if she's some 1930s headmistress. And I always piss myself when she refers to "Nigel"

Does anyone remember when Shirley Carter's Pussy would spam this clip?

 

[Don’tStart]

Obsessed with Kate announcing that she once shat herself in a lift

 

[Don’tStart]

Amy Hart knows about Kate King .


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My mistake, they didn't say anything but made some kind of disapproving noises



This clip of Val also does the rounds which is why they got accused of homophobia

Valcna sounds like a cult leader there. Ironic, she’s talking about moral filth when she betrayed her daughter during Mugginsgate by telling him to overwork her!

 

[rubysdeadfly]

Do we think they even went to “grandad’s” funeral? I found it so weird he seemed to cease to exist to her when he went into a coma. If she loves him so much why not be by his side? I can’t understand that.

tbf I think its best if she doesnt go, she's said herself as long as she isnt thinking or talking about him then she's fine so she's clearly avoiding it which she can't really do at a funeral and I can imagine her getting very emotional and crying dramatically whilst at the funeral which would probably upset his actual family.
Having said that I don't even know if his funeral has happened yet? Ar kate is so busy idk if she will have time to go to it, she has bowls to play and coffee to drink

 

[vaguelyryo]

her dad is 76 according to her new IG post … wtf

 

[Delia Smith]

Like when she spent 10 minutes telling tik tok she couldn’t be bothered to wrap her mums birthday Mary Berry book. Bloody bone idle is Ourr Kate

 

[NomDeGuerre]

I bet Ron & Judith have had their evil hands in this.

 

[meredgrave]

Obsessed that the last time the Kings redecorated any room in their house was 2003

The early 2000s B&Q light fixture, MFI wardrobe, and children's curtains at the age of 24?

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Perhaps they can get their neighbour in to do some DIY?

Actually, scratch that... Kate told us he only painted his house with a 2-inch brush and that it'll take the c**t ages

 

[inyo]

Another set of grandparents, the famous John and Pauline

 

[Delia Smith]

She’ll be one of those people who pretends to be drunk and hyper after one sip of wine

 

[inyo]

Why are her lips always crusty

Probably a side-effect of Val's cooking

 

[yeahbabe]

I miss Kate too, I have been binge watching her old grocery haul videos on YT just to get my fix and I totally forgot what comedy gold they are

 

[Geetbo]

eVal and Mick/Mike must worry about her. Neither of them are young and they must worry what’s going to happen to her when they’re gone.

 

[Facepalm]

Love how she’s cut whoever else was in the picture out

 

[hogwartsdropout]

Real Housewives of Aylesbury you have rocked my world

ICOOONIIIIIC. I love this. This is me to Kate on every single thing she posts

 

[hogwartsdropout]

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Can’t wait for tomorrows announcement that she’s quit the bowls team.

She’s alive! So it’s nice that she’s branching out and meeting younger people but Christ alive the infantilisation of her is weird. Especially because she does it to herself. Also I’m not surprised Val being controlling.