For a moment, I thought they were playing trumpets, heralding her triumphant entrance back into the land of ITV!And so it begins ....
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Oh I can see it now, a full production for Kate's big return. No expense spared. It's going to be like when This Morning was 're-launched' after Philthy Phil got canned for bumming a young production assistant ... Kate appearing from behind a screen to 'Dancing Queen', Ben crying uncontrollably and possibly urinating himself in the process, Susannah dressed in black with a veil, Richard Arnold dressed as Carmen Miranda complete with a giant pinapple on his head. It's going to be a real occassion, a great celebration of Saint Kate, Martr of Carers and Life Patron of the Mexican Medical Tourist Board.
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I'm not sure which is worse, headlines full of Ghoul Garraway; or headlines full of Prince Sparry when they should be about King Charles.Thankfully it was all about King Charles this morning. She must be absolutely seething that her thunder has been stolen. No one will care about her 1st day back now, it'll be about Harry being back
Did you say 'Carry On?' Oh ... go on then.I'm absolutely disgusted by all this, the way she ia carrying on
Don't forget Kate's entry for next years Turner Prize: "Derek's Unmade Soiled Bed".We must steel ourselves for a national tour of regional theatres, I fear.
"An Evening With Kate Garraway: Death Becomes Her"
The scary thing is I can see that happening.And "Derek's dying wish that I get knighted and become a Dame"
Of course it'll happen. Kate used Derek's funeral as a networking event.The scary thing is I can see that happening.
I offer see Kate and wish she would shut up good dame.A Dameworking event even?
Not looking forward to ITVX’s blockbuster summer comedy then?I'm absolutely disgusted by all this, the way she ia carrying on you would think she is the only woman who has ever been widowed. Sick of it.