Justalilbester

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7th says my results page? But the point very much stands. Couldn't happen to a... bigger twit.
 
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What are his excuses? I’m not sure I can bear reading his posts… 😂
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Also why does he have the Union Jack on his best athletics club vest?? It looks like he thinks he’s running for GB!
 
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Three people ahead of him probably just lost the will to live after he boomshakalalaed them and tried to GoPro them from behind..
 
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What are his excuses? I’m not sure I can bear reading his posts… 😂
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Also why does he have the Union Jack on his best athletics club vest?? It looks like he thinks he’s running for GB!
Excuse as below:

He sensibly called it early
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he really is a monumental fool isn't he?

is the comment about changing from bottles to cups leading to dehydrated runners from him? I can't tell from the screenshot. Loads of absolute balls if so. No one is getting severely dehydrated in 2 degrees ffs.
 
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Looks like it is from him,I think it's the description in Strava? Looks like he goes on to assess himself against others in the segments what a hat, so self obsessed.
Haven't most races moved away from bottles for the plastic and litter reduction, most cups get dropped pretty close to the water station but bottles get dropped everywhere along the course, and become a trip hazard at water stations.
 
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yes exactly, far less sustainable to just ditch all that plastic. What world is he living in? loads of major races do cups. Including I think pretty much all the majors with the exception of London
 
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is the comment about changing from bottles to cups leading to dehydrated runners from him? I can't tell from the screenshot. Loads of absolute balls if so. No one is getting severely dehydrated in 2 degrees ffs.
Now I see the bottles to cups things...I checked, thats just a segment on strava. He didnt write that (unless he created the segment)
 
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I just can’t get past a middle aged, average looking, gangly limbed man having this level of ego. Even if he is fast.

The boomshakalaka tit just makes me cringe and my reproductive organs shrivel up like they’re in the Sahara.
 
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I just watched his race vlog and WTF! I can't figure out if he's the biggest clown or the guy who filmed it for him screaming and trying to talk to runners who are trying to focus on running and calling everyone 'son' :sick:
 
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Just seen our ‘hero’ is pacing sub 3 at London. I’m a sub 3 runner (late 2.50s) and if anything is going to make me run faster and hugely pb is thinking that if I slow down he will catch up with me with his bleeping go pro and boomshackalakas. I can’t think of anything more annoying to have next to you on a marathon. I better run the pb of my life to escape him 😂😂😂😂
 
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Just seen our ‘hero’ is pacing sub 3 at London. I’m a sub 3 runner (late 2.50s) and if anything is going to make me run faster and hugely pb is thinking that if I slow down he will catch up with me with his bleeping go pro and boomshackalakas. I can’t think of anything more annoying to have next to you on a marathon. I better run the pb of my life to escape him 😂😂😂😂
He's been banging on about it for months now, is this now an official pacing gig?
 
He was going to pace sub 3 unofficially....has that changed now? Haha. He ran past me the other say while I was waiting at the bus stop. Yuck.
 
Oh maybe I imagined it being official as I forgot (for one small moment) that someone wouldn’t bang on about this so publicly if it wasn’t. But then, I’ve come to my senses and remembered the egotistical twit that we’re dealing with here. My fault sorry! But it still stands… I’m going to have to run fast to make sure I’m no where near this wanker and his gaggle of followers - probably in those horrid best athletics vests whooping and boomskakalaking around London. God speed me 🤪
 
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