John Stones #45 Bae is on his way to the middle east, we hope his shorts rip and we see the beast

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Please capture this moment forever more by writing me a one shot. Love you.
 
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What does RLF think of bae?
 
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Please capture this moment forever more by writing me a one shot. Love you.
love you loads but holy fuck. I may (not) try when I’m next not-working from home. it’d be godawful tho I haven’t got that obsessive studying of mannerisms to aid me

What does RLF think of bae?
it’s always ‘yeah I like him’ ‘yeah he’s good’ (jack is apparently in his top 3 least favourite players despite RLF being a lifelong city fan) we were at one match where some bloke wouldn’t stop shouting JOHN STONES every time JS5 came near-ish lol so now RLF sometimes emulates that when JS5 comes on the telly (lol not literally) (it’s not as icky as it sounds I promise) - apologies, my grammar was awful in the original edit of this post
 
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Thank you my lovely.

I have the madness of a late-November work Christmas party coming up, so it's soon.

I am going to be sober and dignified and charming and do absolutely nothing that will have people in the office talking about me.

I'm doing pretty well and engaging with the world and feeling good but there's a part of me that's really scared no-one will want to hang out with me at the party. It's in Manchester so I can't just head off home as soon as I feel lonely and awkward.

Am making myself go because I know it's good for me to sometimes be with people. And I don't want everyone to think I can't.

Have already made WC promise to tell me who everyone is from other offices etc. but I can hardly just stick to his side all night.
 
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I like the sound of him very much (still prefer you though)
 
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JG girls - do any of you feel like Jack is fit but probably attainable if the opportunity arose but John is just completely out of your league? Or is this just my delusion talking?
I don't think either of them are attainable for me. If I were to actually even consider approaching and flirting with any of these manwhores that I think I'd have half a reasonable chance with, I'm gonna go with Kyle. Even if nothing happens it would be good bantz. Also Nick Pope but just for flirting because I don't think he'd do anything but I bet he blushes big time.

But then again, my luck could change if any of them are actually visiting that ProDomme as rumoured because that would definitely improve my chances.
 
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I can’t cope I am so in love with this come on bae give kitty a cuddle

HUZZAH!

Did you deliberately time it for the WC? Well played
 
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I can’t cope I am so in love with this come on bae give kitty a cuddle
I am busy tomorrow so I guarantee he will post a video with the cat that I can't watch. Like when he scored a goal when I was in an aeroplane.
 
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You have nothing to lose by going. And I know what you mean about staying sober - the beer fear always gets me even if I only have one glass of wine.
It will be lovely to see WC out of the office environment but don’t worry about people not wanting to hang out with you - people are Always extra friendly at these kind of things (especially if they are drinking) so you will be absolutely fine. Do you have a hotel sorted? Hopefully you could still head off back there if it did end up getting too much for you?
 
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I think half the appeal with JG initially was feeling like I could maybe get with him if we were in the right place, right time, right level of tipsiness and if he just stayed for a minute or two to see how funny I am. i cannot comment on my overall opinion of who is fitter/sexier (lol) but can’t see JS5 being an easy lay for me (I sound like a maneater omg I am not).
 
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I think we’d all stand a chance with JG if the circumstances fell into our favour.

Unfortunately it’s gonna take a lot of universe aligning for anyone to be getting underneath JS5 - for starters, he seems to be a lot more into his Mrs than JG (or he just hides any indescretions a lot better)
 
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