John Stones #30 JS5 is back on our screen, how we wish he'd make us scream

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Fuck off I can't watch with sound.

Someone gif the whole bloody thing. I'm about to pass out.
Sorry I'm too busy scheduling a wank for 5pm when the full thing goes up


Or 4pm? Who knows, just turn the notification on for wank time
 
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Sorry I'm too busy scheduling a wank for 5pm when the full thing goes up


Or 4pm? Who knows, just turn the notification on for wank time
This is not fair. Why do you get all the fun!?

I am so dazed I stopped walking in line and have now joined a family.
 
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Going to be watching this bit on repeat for the rest of my life whilst wanking at the thought of him owning me


Feels very @WylieWyles

God I feel unhinged after watching this. I can't cope with the full video.
 
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Going to be watching this bit on repeat for the rest of my life whilst wanking at the thought of him owning me


Feels very @WylieWyles
I am honored. Also, do you think as soon as he said that he thought 'oh fuck, I really should not have phrased it like that.'?

I watched the long preview clip twice and this short clip 4 times from my laptop without headphones while both my parents are in the room, but I don't think they can hear it. My mom did see that I was watching the videos (and browsing Getty) though, and said "is that what you need to be doing right now?"

YES, MOM, this is my FUCKING VACATION. It's my last long weekend until mid November. So yes.
 
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HE IS BY FAR THE FITTEST MAN IN ENGLAND

Look at him sticking with the city crew, he must not be up for socialising this morning.
Do you think they had an awkward hello with Sterling?
I think he is good friends with Raz. Lots of love there.

Going to be watching this bit on repeat for the rest of my life whilst wanking at the thought of him owning me


Feels very @WylieWyles

God I feel unhinged after watching this. I can't cope with the full video.
Oh my goodness. This actually made me giggle. I can’t imagine bae being bossy in bed
 
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Update on the parents: I expressed vague interest in joining their daily training session [a long ass walk or bike ride] and now I'm being low-key bullied into going with them for a 5 mile walk on the beach. But decided not to go because I'm not ready and I don't want to make them wait. I'm also getting into my PMS/PMDD days and my parents and nearly everything is just generally annoying the shit out of me. Maybe one day I'll have a partner or friends to vacation with. I like to vacation alone, too, but when I stay at my parents' vacation home I can't really tell them not to come, especially when they will buy all the food and also take my dog on his early morning walk.

Gonna take the dog out to walk on the docks instead. Bonus - there's a really hot marina manager that I've had a crush on for years, so maybe we'll run into him. I've never actually met him, just watched him from our balcony and windows like a creep.

Someone please transcribe.
"I'll think of you and telling you to come to me like I own you."

Actual context: he's paraphrasing Bernardo's reasoning for naming his dog after John.
 
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Just popping in to say hello and I am sick of the sight of my own face on Teams.

Love that video of John
 
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Just popping in to say hello and I am sick of the sight of my own face on Teams.

Love that video of John
I hear you sis, my only saving grace today is I actually look quite human because I have makeup on for my brief jaunt to the office.

Does pup ever dial in?
 
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I hear you sis, my only saving grace today is I actually look quite human because I have makeup on for my brief jaunt to the office.

Does pup ever dial in?
I can only work with my hair up, but look bald on camera, so have to keep letting it down when I join a meeting. Thankfully it looks OK, tousled, rather than haystack.

She does. One time, there was a storm outside and she leaped onto my lap mid meeting. She has such a big fluffy head though she takes up a lot of screen space.
 
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Ugh I feel you about the parents stuff, I would struggle with that. Do they appreciate that you want some of your own time? Like can you concede to do one thing each day with them even if its something minor?
 
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