John Stones #10 The harem is suffering from content drought, so bae please just get your bulge out

[cobette]

OH YOU MEAN shoulders broadening as a metaphor for an increased capacity to handle pressure?!

Ffs no way is he a real man. He is a fictional man written by a very talented female author.

Absolutely not real.

 

[cobette]

I feel you.
I'm so happy I don't have to do the work clothes' thing. I'd probably have to get up an hour earlier to decide what to wear each day.

Bae'd definitely be there to help you choose, he'd be honest, but nice about things, probably see potential where you wouldn't.

Love this so much. Want this. I hope he'd be able to tell the difference between pants and shorts too.

Unfortunately, I am utterly convinced that he is dressed. I would love to be proved wrong though.

 

[maccamacc]

Do you know what I really like Cancelo. Top bloke.

**not to shag

 

[Violetroselily]

They looked so happy, Harry's had such a hard time this year I really hope that he had a lovely day and is enjoying his summer.

I meant to mention this yesterday! Do we know who was sitting at Jack and Sasha's table at the wedding?

I think the place card next to Jack's says Jake, but if you squint enough and use your imagination it could be John.

I didn’t even notice Jack had a place card . Can't think of a footballing Jake.


My afternoon is now just making low quality gifs. Might also have a nap - can you send me Jack cat please?

 

[cobette]

How cute does Harry maguire and his wife look I wish that was me and John

They looked so happy, Harry's had such a hard time this year I really hope that he had a lovely day and is enjoying his summer.

I meant to mention this yesterday! Do we know who was sitting at Jack and Sasha's table at the wedding?

I think the place card next to Jack's says Jake, but if you squint enough and use your imagination it could be John.

 

[cobette]

These are from Reuters. We have rinsed Getty because that is our go to, now we are mining others like Reuters and Imago


Last one as my washing has been sat in the machine longer than I like.

I haven't thought about this wrist grab in so long

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Obviously had to include something specifically for you x

The eroticism of the wrist grab gets me every single time. Until the day I die I will want to ask, 'what were you gonna do!?' Of course, bloody Declan getting in there and ruining the moment.

 

[Violetroselily]

I have just logged off.

Need soft fluffy bae to soothe my achy brain.

Probably no tea tonight, second night in a row. Summer weather and busy head mean no appetite for me.

Here you are sweetpea

Spoiler

Do you have therapy this week? X

 

[LurkingAnnie]

Me at work today.
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I third this… what a fucking day

 

[LurkingAnnie]

Bet he’s got a salad in that box

Sorry I can't see anything but the balls.

Balls you say??

 

[livvys]

Telling us to get back to talking about him

 

[cobette]

They’ll love a smoothie made by me for brekkie, then their salads for lunch and tea

magnums all round for pudding???

Jack will be ringing Sash to come pick him up by lunch. He'll be starved.

 

[cobette]

Had to Giphy it as Vimeo hates me. Working on the other clips, when I say they are orgasmic, I'm not joking.

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Until the nudes are posted and then we’re feral as fuck

A glimpse of thigh, a shirt riding up, a particularly knowing smile... All sufficient to set us off.

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

I think the glow up was in stages (and am curious to see if we've even reached its peak).

Gangly Youth (Barnsley and early Everton)
Cutie (late Everton, early City)
The Discovery of Styling Products (2018 World Cup and surrounding period)
The Liberation From Styling Products (2019)
Scruffy Beardy Lockdown Beauty (2020-2021)
Fluffy-Haired Sex God (current stage)

 

[cobette]

I bet bae wouldn't allow fruit in his salad

I think he'd be quite adventurous actually, he'd try it.

JG no.

 

[Violetroselily]

2019 was a good year

And one for @LurkingAnnie

 

[maccamacc]

No-one has ever looked so good in their headshots

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No one. No one looks as good in a head shot.

He is so fit I want to cry. I wish Bae loved me.

 

[Violetroselily]

I was going to say this was the same England camp (October) where he looked fit as fuck, but actually I think chickenshop was filmed at the November camp.

His arms

This yellow card




Now back to November....the big dick energy in this photo

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Do you know what I really like Cancelo. Top bloke.

**not to shag

I like him a lot too.

He has sad eyes and that makes me want to wrap him up in cotton wool and make sure his life is full of happiness.

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

This John:

Good at oral. Fucking loves it. Settles in for the duration and really goes to town on you.

This John:

Doesn't entirely believe it's a thing you'd enjoy. Will give it a go if you ask but feels faintly embarrassed by the whole business.

If we can pinpoint the time he became Mr. Loverlover, I think that will be the true glow-up moment.