Well Tattlers, we’re finally on the second Joel Wood thread !
Winning title was by
@Greenlentils !
So what’s Mr Mouldivator been up to since we created his Tattle forum ?
-Broke up with Yas (very old news but was covered in the last thread)
-Kept suspiciously tight lipped about the break up and scrubbed all evidence of Yas from his Youtube channel
-Mysteriously became friends with Yas again after Yas done a reaction video to Joel’s clickbait “we broke up video” so many of us think he’s doing damage control
- Bought a house with his flatmate/god squad member Lucy and it’s an absolute mould infested dump. Our own
@Greenlentils christened it the “South West London Cave”
-Decorated the office the most ghastly mouldy green and the whole house just looks so garish, you couldn’t even swing a cat around in the kitchen, which is practically a greenhouse ! We all suspect they never had a survey done and they need all the windows repairing. The old owners must be laughing all the way to the bank !
- He and Hatzakis were given the nickname “Mould and Liar by our own
@JoelFizz
- He’s started another channel with Hatzakis called “those 2 brits” where they’re supposed to show us around interesting places but 99% of it is them drinking prosecco
- Built a “dog pen” under the stairs for “Ayyyyyyyyvur” which is far too small and the cruel narc actually left it locked overnight which many tattlers rightly thought was out of order. The poor dog couldn’t even stand up in the pen and he doesn’t care because it’s content.
- Ever the selfless individual (sarcasm) He continually flaunted Lockdown rules during the second wave. Had a party in his house for his friend Drew (claims they stayed in the garden which many of us find hard to believe) and went to his parents’ house for Christmas (no mention of any bubbles)
- Released a load of clickbait videos about his “near misses” from acting jobs, errm we think your acting’s just crap. You didn’t turn anything down Mould, just withdrew from the process. Big Difference !
-Helped Hatzakis spread Vaccine misinformation. Apparently her eyebrow technician is more clued up than scientists who have devoted their lives to Vaccine research. Also, likely breaking lockdown rules again as this was during the 3rd lockdown and was filmed inside Mouldington Abbey.
-Managed to bag himself a presenting job on “4 poofs and a podcast” and is so robotic. Loads of reviews are saying as much and some tattlers who are long time fans have had to switch off. The youtube viewing figures are no better either. Absolutely no conversation or knowledge of any pop culture. Bar Gemma Collins.
- The trip to Boston he kept banging on about never transpired either. The “LeGeNdS” most probably didn’t notice because he’s so busy begging for channel members.
-Out of the blue went to Barcelona with a new mystery man, and shock horror, he’s a northerner, something Mouldy would surely look down upon ? Another romance perhaps ? Tattlers’ theories have already started !
-Still substituting going to the gym for having a personality
-Still wearing shirts too short for him
-Still locking Ava under the stairs
-Still on the beg
-Still pissing into the wind, trying to land an acting role
And I think that’s just about it gals and pals, please don’t let this one take a whole YEAR to complete !
Happy Tattlin’ !!